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02-03-2016 , 04:30 PM
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    Poker Stars, $75 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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    MP1: 2,200 (8.8 bb)
    Hero (MP2): 6,330 (25.3 bb)
    MP3: 5,293 (21.2 bb)
    CO: 4,869 (19.5 bb)
    BTN: 3,563 (14.3 bb)
    SB: 5,739 (23 bb)
    BB: 12,190 (48.8 bb)
    UTG+2: 7,781 (31.1 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 8 T
    2 folds, Hero raises to 530, 4 folds, BB calls 280

    Flop: (1,425) A 5 5 (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets 441, BB raises to 1,000, Hero calls 559

    Turn: (3,425) 6 (2 players)
    BB bets 1,000, Hero calls 1,000

    River: (5,425) 8 (2 players)
    BB bets 1,500, Hero calls 1,500

    Spoiler:
    Results: 8,425 pot
    Final Board: A 5 5 6 8
    Hero showed 8 T and won 8,425 (4,365 net)
    BB showed Q 4 and lost (-4,060 net)



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    02-03-2016 , 04:37 PM
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    Your flop and turn call is pretty GTO. Move up in stake. Your skill level is clearly beyond these rookies that you're playing against.
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    02-03-2016 , 04:47 PM
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    Das it mane.
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    02-03-2016 , 04:53 PM
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    Villain should move up, these donks are clearly not respecting his raises
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    02-03-2016 , 05:25 PM
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    Quote:
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    I AM RANDOMLY CLICKING BUTTONS
    fyp
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    02-03-2016 , 05:43 PM
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    fyp
    gl reaching my level you fish, bai
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    02-03-2016 , 05:51 PM
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    Quote:
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    Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 8 T
    2 folds, Hero raises to 530
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    02-03-2016 , 06:07 PM
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    This song should only be exclusively used for bluffs with KQo
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    02-03-2016 , 06:17 PM
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    lol
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    02-03-2016 , 06:30 PM
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    I AM GOD WHY DONT YOU KNEEL BEFORE ME MODS
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    02-03-2016 , 08:29 PM
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    fyp
    this
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    02-03-2016 , 08:30 PM
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    [x] op~I am donk
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    02-03-2016 , 08:32 PM
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    you took yourself down?
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    02-03-2016 , 08:34 PM
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    [converted_hand][hand_history]Poker Stars, $75 Buy-in
    Ship the chees... Wait what?
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    02-04-2016 , 12:54 AM
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    Villian played the hand a lot better then you op. You played the hand like a blind disabled baboon.
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    02-04-2016 , 02:43 AM
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    Ship the chees... Wait what?
    I had to check that a few times myself.
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    02-04-2016 , 04:50 AM
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    Das it mane.
    nein, DAS IST WALTER!!!!!!!!!!!
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    02-04-2016 , 09:40 AM
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    All of you autofellatioing fishes can keep doing what you are doing. It was obv the fish was just spazzing and I floated along to see wtf he was up to. Once I made a pair I did not even need to bluff him.

    GO BACK TO 2NL NOOBS
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    02-04-2016 , 09:46 AM
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    i play nl2 and i kneel before you ChanY
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    02-04-2016 , 09:51 AM
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    i play nl2 and i kneel before you ChanY
    Nothing gay going on here.

    Spoiler:
    This is the equivalent of a broke crackhead sucking dick for more crack right?
    Spoiler:
    Just a hint
    Spoiler:
    you're doing it wrong
    Spoiler:
    Sucking off other 2nl players wont get u a stake
    Spoiler:
    but you know that don't you!
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    02-04-2016 , 09:54 AM
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    i play nl2 and i kneel before you ChanY
    Maaaan.... What? IKR, this is teh internets, but WAT?
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    02-04-2016 , 10:05 AM
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    Nothing gay going on here.

    Spoiler:
    This is the equivalent of a broke crackhead sucking dick for more crack right?
    Spoiler:
    Just a hint
    Spoiler:
    you're doing it wrong
    Spoiler:
    Sucking off other 2nl players wont get u a stake
    Spoiler:
    but you know that don't you!
    do you want me to stake you on zynga?
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    02-04-2016 , 10:10 AM
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    All of you autofellatioing fishes can keep doing what you are doing. It was obv the fish was just spazzing and I floated along to see wtf he was up to. Once I made a pair I did not even need to bluff him.

    GO BACK TO 2NL NOOBS
    did you cash in the tourney?
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    02-04-2016 , 10:27 AM
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    did you cash in the tourney?

      Poker Stars, $75 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37238370

      SB: 5,387 (18 bb)
      BB: 9,118 (30.4 bb)
      UTG+1: 6,457 (21.5 bb)
      UTG+2: 6,031 (20.1 bb)
      MP1: 2,186 (7.3 bb)
      MP2: 8,488 (28.3 bb)
      MP3: 21,367 (71.2 bb)
      CO: 4,682 (15.6 bb)
      Hero (BTN): 9,279 (30.9 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is BTN with T Q
      4 folds, MP3 calls 300, CO folds, Hero raises to 1,120, 2 folds, MP3 calls 820

      Flop: (3,050) 8 9 J (2 players)
      MP3 checks, Hero bets 945, MP3 calls 945

      Turn: (4,940) 6 (2 players)
      MP3 checks, Hero bets 2,815, MP3 calls 2,815

      River: (10,570) A (2 players)
      MP3 checks, Hero bets 4,200, MP3 calls 4,200

      Spoiler:
      Results: 18,970 pot
      Final Board: 8 9 J 6 A
      MP3 mucked 7 A and lost (-9,120 net)
      Hero showed T Q and won 18,970 (9,850 net)



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        Poker Stars, $75 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37238371

        MP2: 4,837 (9.7 bb)
        MP3: 1,612 (3.2 bb)
        CO: 19,817 (39.6 bb)
        BTN: 5,414 (10.8 bb)
        SB: 4,662 (9.3 bb)
        BB: 11,834 (23.7 bb)
        UTG+1: 16,343 (32.7 bb)
        UTG+2: 2,405 (4.8 bb)
        Hero (MP1): 16,539 (33.1 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is MP1 with J J
        UTG+1 calls 500, UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 1,850, 6 folds, UTG+1 raises to 9,000, Hero raises to 16,479 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls 7,283 and is all-in

        Flop: (33,856) 7 Q 2 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
        Turn: (33,856) 9 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
        River: (33,856) 2 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

        Spoiler:
        Results: 33,856 pot
        Final Board: 7 Q 2 9 2
        UTG+1 showed Q Q and won 33,856 (17,513 net)
        Hero showed J J and lost (-16,343 net)



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        Nope this fish finally got me, he kept limping and was way out of line but he rekt me.




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