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Old 06-12-2012, 11:07 AM   #31
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Old 06-12-2012, 12:18 PM   #32
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Old 06-12-2012, 05:11 PM   #33
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I prefer setting up an 'exclusive' poker league, promising players a million dollar freeroll and then filing for bankruptcy after making a lot of money, only to come back and do the same thing a few years later.
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Old 06-12-2012, 05:26 PM   #34
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I prefer occupying Wall Street until Obama gives me all the money I want.
OK you can stop now.
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Old 06-12-2012, 05:41 PM   #35
 
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OK you can stop now.
I prefer letting a man sex me in the bum because it is all the enjoyment I need.

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Old 06-12-2012, 07:47 PM   #36
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I prefer winning the WSOP, degen all the money and sell coaching for $400.

Wasn't he seen last year busted out slumming it at the 2/5nl table somewheres...

Anyone got a link to that????

Wow, how the mighty have fallen...

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pretty sure this guy has devised the best method:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...-1-don-666062/
What a giant waste of time, 100,000 $1 donkaments for $1500 total... Man, that's like painting your house with a nail polish brush.
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Old 06-12-2012, 10:10 PM   #37
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Regulate it lol
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Old 06-12-2012, 10:34 PM   #38
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I prefer getting someone to trade me lock for cash, completing the transaction, then asking them to ship 30K days later, not paying them back, then posting a youtube video of myself crying.
wow thats crazy this same thing happened to someone very famous like from tv poker shows not even that long ago actually.
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Old 06-13-2012, 06:44 AM   #39
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wow thats crazy this same thing happened to someone very famous like from tv poker shows not even that long ago actually.
You don't say?
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Old 06-13-2012, 07:02 AM   #40
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I prefer letting a man sex me in the bum because it is all the enjoyment I need.

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lol best preference
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Old 06-13-2012, 11:00 AM   #41
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i prefer beautiful MILF's over three fiddy bbs.
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Old 06-14-2012, 11:50 AM   #42
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I prefer getting someone to trade me lock for cash, completing the transaction, then asking them to ship 30K days later, not paying them back, then posting a youtube video of myself crying.
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Old 06-15-2012, 12:25 AM   #43
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I prefer dos equis.

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Old 06-15-2012, 02:00 AM   #44
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I prefer male prostitution.
I prefer female prostitutiion but hey, to each their own
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Old 06-15-2012, 02:12 AM   #45
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I prefer sucking out on regs at 2nl then requesting HU4ROLLZ
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