i prefer posing as a hot girl grinder to get a stake because I'm busto and i tap dimes all day

I prefer to have a superuser account that allows me to see peoples hole cards and take them for millions.

best post

Go try it out. Report back in a month. He must be on to something we all missed. Like the odds for other players getting dealt QQ+,AK.

Op. pls elaborate

What of no one raises?
What if there is a raise and a call?
What about a raise and a 3bet?
Share a hand where you got called?

Or you better post some thread savers

i prefer to muffdive

lol brilliant

Personally, I just got coaching from Fgators, and suddenly everyone turned into an idiot from northern Europe.

As if you would lock or ban.

This is ****ing hilarious.

I prefer winning the WSOP, degen all the money and sell coaching for $400.

^ winner

Except that most people aren't monkeys isoraising with any2.

I prefer to sell off 157% of myself in an EPT, deliberately try to bust and end up shipping it and get on TV.

I prefer male prostitution.

I prefer occupying Wall Street until Obama gives me all the money I want.