tl;dr

so i am playing POKER on the INTERNET with my good friend stevesbets, who i have played a few times before. in the past i happened to get the best of him, but that's poker yknow. we were playing a table of 10/20 when this hand occurred:

Full Tilt Poker Game #6960894244: Table Colyer (deep hu) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:51:09 ET - 2008/06/24
Seat 1: stevesbets ($5,430)
Seat 2: INTERNET POKERS ($4,416.50)
stevesbets posts the small blind of $10
INTERNET POKERS posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to INTERNET POKERS [T Q]
stevesbets raises to $60
INTERNET POKERS raises to $244
stevesbets calls $184
*** FLOP *** [4 5 K]
INTERNET POKERS bets $366
stevesbets calls $366
*** TURN *** [4 5 K] [J]
INTERNET POKERS checks
stevesbets bets $1,220
INTERNET POKERS raises to $3,806.50, and is all in
stevesbets calls $2,586.50
INTERNET POKERS shows [T Q]
stevesbets shows [4 J]
*** RIVER *** [4 5 K J] [3]
INTERNET POKERS shows a flush, King high
stevesbets shows two pair, Jacks and Fours
INTERNET POKERS wins the pot ($8,832.50) with a flush, King high
stevesbets adds $986.50
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8,833 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4 5 K J 3]
Seat 1: stevesbets (small blind) showed [4 J] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fours
Seat 2: INTERNET POKERS (big blind) showed [T Q] and won ($8,832.50) with a flush, King high

stevesbets: i don thtink
stevesbets: that ever in ur life
stevesbets: uve gotten in ahead agianst me
stevesbets: and i dont think ive ever beaten u
INTERNET POKERS: well if you play me at 50/100
INTERNET POKERS: then i'm sure you'll get even lifetime pretty quick
stevesbets: ull jsut screw me over for more ovbiously
INTERNET POKERS: lol good logic
stevesbets: ive honestly never seen someoen so consistently lucky
stevesbets: both holdem and plo
stevesbets: u NEVER lose
stevesbets: and u NEVER get in good
INTERNET POKERS: ya the site is rigged in my favor
Zackary k (Observer): lol
stevesbets: its good to put 4500 in
stevesbets: on the turn
stevesbets: on a draw
stevesbets: you are such a moron

soon after, this hand occurred:

Full Tilt Poker Game #6960961596: Table Colyer (deep hu) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:56:28 ET - 2008/06/24
Seat 1: stevesbets ($2,781)
Seat 2: INTERNET POKERS ($8,069)
INTERNET POKERS posts the small blind of $10
stevesbets posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to INTERNET POKERS [A 9]
INTERNET POKERS raises to $60
stevesbets calls $40
*** FLOP *** [9 4 9]
stevesbets checks
INTERNET POKERS bets $100
stevesbets raises to $420
INTERNET POKERS has 15 seconds left to act
INTERNET POKERS calls $320
*** TURN *** [9 4 9] [7]
stevesbets checks
INTERNET POKERS has 15 seconds left to act
INTERNET POKERS bets $360
stevesbets calls $360
*** RIVER *** [9 4 9 7] [T]
stevesbets bets $1,941, and is all in
INTERNET POKERS: lol
INTERNET POKERS has 15 seconds left to act
INTERNET POKERS has requested TIME
INTERNET POKERS: u show?
INTERNET POKERS folds
Uncalled bet of $1,941 returned to stevesbets
stevesbets mucks
stevesbets wins the pot ($1,679.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,680 | Rake $0.50
Board: [9 4 9 7 T]
Seat 1: stevesbets (big blind) collected ($1,679.50), mucked
Seat 2: INTERNET POKERS (small blind) folded on the River

and a brief interchange:


INTERNET POKERS: A9
INTERNET POKERS: yoou got me
INTERNET POKERS: ?
stevesbets: k9
INTERNET POKERS: lol
INTERNET POKERS: well easy way to tell you're
fos is if you tell me you have K9 or Q9
INTERNET POKERS: :-)
stevesbets: just as real as ur a9
INTERNET POKERS: lol
INTERNET POKERS: so basically you're saying
you had a flush right
INTERNET POKERS: figured

of course i'm just poking fun but stevesbets tries to redeem himself with a monster fold soon after:

Full Tilt Poker Game #6961354277: Table Colyer (deep hu) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:29:15 ET - 2008/06/25
Seat 1: stevesbets ($3,288.25)
Seat 2: INTERNET POKERS ($7,536.25)
INTERNET POKERS posts the small blind of $10
stevesbets posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to INTERNET POKERS [8 T]
INTERNET POKERS raises to $60
stevesbets calls $40
*** FLOP *** [A 2 9]
stevesbets checks
INTERNET POKERS bets $100
stevesbets calls $100
*** TURN *** [A 2 9] [6]
stevesbets bets $320
INTERNET POKERS has 15 seconds left to act
INTERNET POKERS raises to $820
stevesbets calls $500
*** RIVER *** [A 2 9 6] [4]
stevesbets checks
INTERNET POKERS has 15 seconds left to act
INTERNET POKERS bets $6,556.25, and is all in
stevesbets has 15 seconds left to act
stevesbets: you would never be good enough to fold this hand
stevesbets folds
Uncalled bet of $6,556.25 returned to INTERNET POKERS
INTERNET POKERS shows [8 T] Ace Ten high
INTERNET POKERS wins the pot ($1,959.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,960 | Rake $0.50
Board: [A 2 9 6 4]
Seat 1: stevesbets (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 2: INTERNET POKERS (small blind) collected ($1,959.50)

Dealer: INTERNET POKERS shows [8 T] Ace Ten high
Dealer: INTERNET POKERS wins the pot ($1,959.50)
INTERNET POKERS: yeah probably not

several hands later,

Full Tilt Poker Game #6961380541: Table Colyer (deep hu) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:31:27 ET - 2008/06/25
Seat 1: stevesbets ($2,178.25)
Seat 2: INTERNET POKERS ($8,645.25)
INTERNET POKERS posts the small blind of $10
stevesbets posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to INTERNET POKERS [6 5]
INTERNET POKERS raises to $60
stevesbets calls $40
*** FLOP *** [4 5 2]
stevesbets checks
INTERNET POKERS bets $100
stevesbets raises to $420
INTERNET POKERS raises to $1,380
stevesbets raises to $2,118.25, and is all in
INTERNET POKERS calls $738.25
stevesbets shows [4 5]
INTERNET POKERS shows [6 5]
*** TURN *** [4 5 2] [6]
*** RIVER *** [4 5 2 6] [Q]
stevesbets shows two pair, Fives and Fours
INTERNET POKERS shows two pair, Sixes and Fives
INTERNET POKERS wins the pot ($4,356) with two pair, Sixes and Fives
stevesbets: OPMFG
stevesbets is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,356.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4 5 2 6 Q]
Seat 1: stevesbets (big blind) showed [4 5] and lost with two pair, Fives and Fours
Seat 2: INTERNET POKERS (small blind) showed [6 5] and won ($4,356) with two pair, Sixes and Fives

and finally the truth is revealed:

stevesbets: OPMFG
stevesbets: IT IS RIGGED FOR YOU
INTERNET POKERS: obv
woodygeo1 (Observer): POKER A HALF A HUND BRO?
INTERNET POKERS: move up, get evn?
stevesbets: u have lost my action forever
stevesbets: i'm convicned its rigged for u
stevesbets: u put ur money in bad EVERY hand
INTERNET POKERS: ya that 8T was rigged for me too rgith
INTERNET POKERS: LOL
stevesbets: 56 call is so brutally terribley bad
INTERNET POKERS: ya i def got my money in bad that time
INTERNET POKERS: i didn't call, i reraised
stevesbets: i seriously hope you go to hell
stevesbets: i hate you
INTERNET POKERS: i had 800 left w/ a gutshot, top pair, and backdoor flush draw in a 3200 pot
stevesbets: u STOLE 12k from me
stevesbets: ITS FREAKIGN DISGUSTING
INTERNET POKERS: wow
woodygeo1 (Observer): GG POKER
Kid Style (Observer): lol
woodygeo1 (Observer): U SAID U'D BUST UM
INTERNET POKERS: that was awesome

moral dilemma - should i transfer him back the 12k i stole? i feel like i have a moral obligation. discuss

tl;dr

lol, you are awesome. a+

lol great success

worth the tl;dr

hahah

great post

stevesbets needs more losing sessions

ROFL always wondered who internet pokers was... NH and just sit back and laugh imo.

OPMFG is the new JOPKE imop

way too funny

A+

fool!

haha awesome read A+

amazing

really really funny

bahaha epic

hahaha, great read. thoroughly enjoyed

excellent. :thumbsup:

i came.

very enjoyable read

hahaha

lolllllllll

RIDICULEEEEEEEEEEEE

hahahaha

qft

- this must help stevesbets' downswong.

how many screen names do you have?

Great read. You should transfer back 12c.

lmao hilariuos. i had a similar encounter with steve when he was playing 2/4 like 2 months ago. i love that he pretty much calls 3bets with any 2