You liar that never happened in poker.

Degens gonna degen.

fyp.

where is the poker? br at zero?

who is this idiot and why do i care?

Set up for future steak begging?

winwinwin

Moldran u have the best pokerstreams ever.. i loved railing you last winter. Wish u would stream poker again.. GL @ the tables

Obvious free advertising is obvious.

Stop pretending like you did this for any other reason.

haha tell me about it. i mean who posts links to their entire social media portfolio in this format. I only see people like twitch streamers do that..

twitch streamers are like cam girls but for guys (and girls who have "morals") XD
people whoring themselves out for those donations

90% of BBV will tell you to End your ADmirable life, but i enjoyed the story. Best of luck in your future poker endeavors, try to keep the degen monster at bay

bump, what happened OP??

HAHAHAHAH so good.

OP you are fuqing hysterical, brah. GL and way to re-evaluate and get your head back in the game.

fuqing lol'ing as I'm posting this

so many quotable lines on the stream:


"I'm dropping out of ze money! Slowly but surely!"
"I'm dropping! I'm dropping! I need to double up!"
"More people signed up for this tournament because I'm streaming"
"I'm going to raise-fold here."
"Okay, pair of sevens. Insta-all-in."
"I'm crawling slowly but surely to the final table."
"The money is coming! The money is coming!"
"I just need to make sure I don't make a mistake here."
"8-7 isn't good enough to call this all-in [for tournament life]. If it's suited, it's an easy call."

"We are in the money you guys!"
"I've got a very good chance to win the $4k today, you guys."

The very next hand:
"A pair of 3's. That's another all-in."

OP shoves. Not even a second later:
"Please don't call me. Please don't call me."

Villain calls and shows 10-10
"FFFUUUQQQQ! I got called by a pair of tens. I wasted everything on a pair of 3's. I ****ed everything up. I'm going home with zero money."


OP the next time you stream poker, i'll ship you 1000 pennies on paypal if you say "get to the choppa" everytime you win a pot.

Did you check down the side of the couch? That's where I always lose things.

Disclaimer: Did not read OP or thread

This isn't an obvious veiled insult. Not at all.

You forgot to mention the Nash fetish

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he is a obvious troll, people should stop watching his stream and his mom should just have swallowed

OP is ouch to read.

Meh, I liked it.

Oh how the greats fall