tell everyone how well you did on Full Tilt last month
completely deny that anything was ever shut down.
continue to act like you did well last month.

Maybe it was posted before, dont know
- If there's a same card on the flop two hands in a row, point it out saying "did you really shuffle dealer?".
- When a guy shoves on the river with nuts and gets called, say "What a nice thin value bet, guys"
- Instead of saying "pocket sevens/eights/whatevs" say "seven seven/eight eight/.."
- When its your turn, ask the table to be quiet even if they are.
- Everytime someone sucks out say that poker is pure luck and call everyone at the table a stupid gambler.
- If you order a drink, dont tip the waitress and try some really stupid pick up line that is somehow related to poker (like "would you go allin with me tonight?").
- When you have a big hand, shove for 3x the pot on the turn and when a guy folds, say "I put you on a flush draw and i didnt want you to call me"
- Make a string bet once in a while.
- When someone folds his cards by one at a time, say "string fold".
- Make a stupid call on the river with like 6 high, then table it and say "I thought you were bluffing".
- Everytime someone talks about some hands they have played/seen, always start talking about Moneymakers bluff on Farha and that you once made a similar one in your 10/20 cent homegame.
- Ask "you show if i fold" even if you're not in the hand.
- Show your hand everytime you win a pot preflop.

In an insignificant pot. Say (with enthusiasm/disappointment) "Wow that's so sick... I folded a jack!!" when the board is like AA642r

every time the board pairs grin big and say ohhh whos got pocket x's?!?!1one!?

show up in a morphsuit and ask how your pokerface is

discuss with the person beside you on how bluffing is the most important part of being a good poker player

haha hilarious, definitely gonna try some of these out, especially my chip trick

buy a cheap and ****ty looking plastic bracelet and claim it's from the European Poker Tour Main Event in Las Vegas.

Jump up on the table and kick everyone's chips all over. Then throw a beer on the dealer. Then start yelling " I'm the king of Texas hold em" that would totally make you look like a fish.

this!