How To Be a Fish At a Casino - Page 2

The_Taj · 09-24-2008, 08:57 PM

Have a friend call your phone while ur at the table, and answer it with "Hey Phil Ivey", then go on and on like your discussing hands with him while saying the most ridiculous poker strategy you can think of......then hang up and say "****ing fish"

The_Taj · 09-24-2008, 08:58 PM

After every hand you fold stand up, point at to the dealer and say "I can dodge bullets baby!"

The_Taj · 09-24-2008, 08:58 PM

Furiously write notes on a notepad all night and if anyone asks say it's for a poker book you're writing

The_Taj · 09-24-2008, 08:59 PM

when u have the ace of spades comment on the brand of playing cards it is, and also say "ooo the prettiest card in the deck!"

demon102 · 09-24-2008, 08:59 PM

While wearing normal clothes where a cowboy hat and a pair of shades and stare down everyone when its their turn to act, even when ur not in the hand.

TheCanoe · 09-24-2008, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by demon102

While wearing normal clothes where a cowboy hat and a pair of shades and stare down everyone when its their turn to act, even when ur not in the hand.

This happens about 90% of the time I play live.

lot of lol ITT

The_Taj · 09-24-2008, 09:04 PM

Bring 7 items of fruit to the table, and when people ask why you have them say you saw Johnny Chan with an orange on tv so why not just have more lucky fruit than him

99killed · 09-24-2008, 09:05 PM

-wear a cowboy hat
-have bewbs
-wear pokersite gear
-discard all but one of your cards and yell "UNO"
-have a tattoo "say yes when nobody asks"
-be beth shak

dorado29 · 09-24-2008, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Taj

Tape a piece of paper with your online poker name to your forehead

i have mine printed on the back of a FTP jersey. It has miniature poker chips embedded in the collar that make me good.

badbeatLOL · 09-24-2008, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Taj

Have a friend call your phone while ur at the table, and answer it with "Hey Phil Ivey", then go on and on like your discussing hands with him while saying the most ridiculous poker strategy you can think of......then hang up and say "****ing fish"

that just made me lol very hard, but i would be more like "Hey Phil blablablabla blablalbla okay Dr Ivey cya later..."

ashiXIII · 09-24-2008, 09:06 PM

man. some of these are genius. they don't necessarily make you look like a fish, but they would be a ton of fun.

keikiwai · 09-24-2008, 09:08 PM

wait! so you DON'T have to ask permission to use the bathroom?

The_Taj · 09-24-2008, 09:09 PM

Try putting as many chips in your mouth as possible

The_Taj · 09-24-2008, 09:10 PM

Bring a bridge strategy book to the table and read while you play

The_Taj · 09-24-2008, 09:12 PM

dress like an Eagle and when people ask about it say that Phil Hellmuth said Eagle's were the top 100 poker players in the world