What are some things to do at a poker table to immediately get people to think you're a fish? (at a Live Game)


Some examples:


-When you get your holecards and it's your turn to act say "Hit Me!"

-Assuming you're playing NLHE, ask if aces can be used for High or Low

-If in a cash game, ask how rebuys you're allowed to have

-Wear a Moneymaker t-shirt

-Keep drawing attention to the table's "chipleader" if in a cash game

-Ask the dealer permission to use the bathroom

-Ask where the hole card camera is

-Keep trying to post the BB in any positoin

-After you get 1 hole card immediately fold

-On the river ask if you can buy a 6th card

-When counting out chips always do it in stacks of 1 chip

-Use a bowling ball for a card protector

-In a cash game, ask when the blinds are going up

-Keep looking around and asking where Mike and Vince are

-Always ask whats the most you can raise

-Raise all bets by $1

-Whenever you get a suicide king or one-eyed jack play it like it's wild

-Ask if you can phone a friend

-When it's your turn to act roll two dice across the table

-Show everyone your chip trick, which is just throwing a chip as high as possible

-Stack your chips like a castle with an entrance for your holecards

-fold your cards with your forehead


aight im out of ideas, gimme your best BBV

Ive only been to a casino like 5 times but I've seen all these at every table I've played at

lol

Drink as much as possible. That is just to make live tolerable actually.

- when you playing a form of omaha and its ur turn to act hand the dealer 2 cards and say " Ill take 2"

Try rolling a chip across the table every 5 minutes

where a jumpsuit with eyeholes

Bring a huge watermelon half to the table and eat from it all night

Sit down and say your doyle brunson's brother's grandson's friend so watch out

oh this is good, im gonna try some of these next time i play. i think folding after getting one card is my fav

Tell everyone you have millions of playchips online

Tell stories about how you bubbled a freeroll last night and go on and on about how you almost won $.80 and got a huge bad beat

Ask the dealer really loud if there are always so many fish at this casino

what you need to do is get a friend to walk with yopu than when you pass the game you want to play at tell your buddy:

"Oh look its texas hold'em that game always on tv, lets play that"

your buddy than responds "no, lets just go play blackjack and craps, plus you dont know ho to play anyways so you will just be blowing money"

You: "ive watched it a couple times on tv it doesn't seem that hard..."

*sit down at table as buddy shakes his head and walks away"

Tape a piece of paper with your online poker name to your forehead