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03-27-2015 , 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by LolPony
Pretty sure the dealer in this hand is the biggest scumbag of all. He allowed scumbag op to bet the river after his buddy showed him the Ace.
Dealer probably assumed OP wouldn't do something so blatantly scummy since no respectable person would. He was probably just as repulsed by the move as the rest of us but he cant allow OP to take his scummy bet back once its made
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03-28-2015 , 06:50 PM
I'm starting to think it's actually not that scummy of a move by OP. I mean yeah they had been playing together all night but what if like someone else said OP really needed the money.. maybe it was the right move for him
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03-29-2015 , 12:06 PM
Not sure if it was scummy but atleast it wasn't very Christian.

-Jesus
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03-29-2015 , 02:24 PM
Very scumbag move op. You should of check it down
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03-29-2015 , 06:48 PM
OP confirmed scumbag!
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08-11-2016 , 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by however
I'm starting to think it's actually not that scummy of a move by OP. I mean yeah they had been playing together all night but what if like someone else said OP really needed the money.. maybe it was the right move for him
Glad to see that a lot of the scumbags defending the scumbag OP, like this person quoted above, have since been banned. We don't need this type of scumbag behavior in poker.

Make Poker Great Again
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08-11-2016 , 04:14 PM
I'm glad twoplustwo banned the OP, we don't need poker playing scum around BBV. Only the best and most ethical posters post on these hallowed forums imho.
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08-11-2016 , 05:07 PM
I have never seen a more wretched hive of villainy and scumbags.
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08-11-2016 , 05:30 PM
Dude raises on river and shows me a nut hand as I deliberate, letting me off. Later, I raise river on pure bluff with him and several others in, everone folds to him, I can't show him the damn thing it's a bluff, he just doesn't get it and holds grudge and badgers me over the table for it (after folding). It means he thinks there was zero % chance I was bluffing I guess.
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08-11-2016 , 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Synchronic
Dude raises on river and shows me a nut hand as I deliberate, letting me off. Later, I raise river on pure bluff with him and several others in, everone folds to him, I can't show him the damn thing it's a bluff, he just doesn't get it and holds grudge and badgers me over the table for it (after folding). It means he thinks there was zero % chance I was bluffing I guess.
Wow, that is scummy, man. You gotta do the honorable thing and bluff-muck.
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08-11-2016 , 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Synchronic
Dude raises on river and shows me a nut hand as I deliberate, letting me off. Later, I raise river on pure bluff with him and several others in, everone folds to him, I can't show him the damn thing it's a bluff, he just doesn't get it and holds grudge and badgers me over the table for it (after folding). It means he thinks there was zero % chance I was bluffing I guess.
Had you guys been playing together all night and friendly? If so, scumbag move, bro.
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08-12-2016 , 01:40 AM
i dont understand how you all think this is funny.

"tehe isildur plays on untracked euro sites tehe"

"tehe OP your such a scumbag tehe"

you are all ****ing losers.
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08-12-2016 , 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by tomuki
i dont understand how you all think this is funny.

"tehe isildur plays on untracked euro sites tehe"

"tehe OP your such a scumbag tehe"

you are all ****ing losers.
i wish I could be as cool as you, I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.
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08-12-2016 , 11:58 PM
Cool story bro. Why are we reading it four years later? Is this sight so bereft of thinkers now that all we can do is bump the old threads? Or did you have some clever response so pithy you had to post it all these years later... because LOL didn`t read

I guess that's a great thing about the internet. It's like when your girlfriend dumps you, AND has the last word, and you think of that perfect pithy rejoinder 5 minutes later while you`re driving away (sorry I mean waiting for the bus.) In the old days you had to choke it down. There was nothing you could do. Now you can send her a text or a vine or an instagram or what ever, put it on your facebook timeline, hopefully before she changes her status to single, send it out on twitter so the whole world can see how you actually had the last word. SO THERE! You showed her! Or you can find that old thread and post after all these years.

Last edited by 2pairsof2s; 08-13-2016 at 12:03 AM.
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08-13-2016 , 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by balooko31
Top 5 scumbags in this scummy thread:

5. Player in Seat 3 - should have called floor over to to rat out OP's scumbag move and have OP immediately 86'd
4. The waitress - for not pouring every drink OP ordered on his blatantly obvious scumbag head
3. Everyone defending OP - almost bigger scumbags than OP
2. OP - huge scumbag
1. OP's Fourth Grade teacher - for not teaching the difference between ethics and being a huge scumbag
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08-14-2016 , 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by 2pairsof2s
Cool story bro. Why are we reading it four years later? Is this sight so bereft of thinkers now that all we can do is bump the old threads? Or did you have some clever response so pithy you had to post it all these years later... because LOL didn`t read

I guess that's a great thing about the internet. It's like when your girlfriend dumps you, AND has the last word, and you think of that perfect pithy rejoinder 5 minutes later while you`re driving away (sorry I mean waiting for the bus.) In the old days you had to choke it down. There was nothing you could do. Now you can send her a text or a vine or an instagram or what ever, put it on your facebook timeline, hopefully before she changes her status to single, send it out on twitter so the whole world can see how you actually had the last word. SO THERE! You showed her! Or you can find that old thread and post after all these years.
First of all, I'm sorry for your loss, probably she left you because you're a scumbag, you are in the right thread to recover from it though.

Second of all, that feeling of getting the perfect response to late is called l'esprit de l'ecalier, and is the most scumbag feeling there is.
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08-14-2016 , 11:09 AM
Since you're in Spain, I'll assume English is your second language, which is why you failed to note a dearth of possessive pronouns in that part of my post. So GTFO calling me a scumbag. You're a meany and a double-dumb dummy. You have a big nose, or maybe your head is too small (might be both.) Also your hair looks funny.

What i'm saying is that "l'esprit de l'ecalier" is no excuse to bump a four-year-old post that had nothing to offer in the first place. And texting that perfect line to your (ex) girl 5 minutes later doesn't mean you've won. She still won.

BTW I didn't know they called it that so thank you for adding to my vast store of knowledge.
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08-14-2016 , 11:37 AM
Also just so you know, in English "scumbag" is a pretty harsh insult, not jocular or humorous in any way. If you said it to my face I would probably smite you. It would be like if I didn't know you but I got in your face and said, "Besa mi c***, puto, Yo c*** en la leche de tu puta madre."
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08-14-2016 , 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by 2pairsof2s
Since you're in Spain, I'll assume English is your second language, which is why you failed to note a dearth of possessive pronouns in that part of my post. So GTFO calling me a scumbag. You're a meany and a double-dumb dummy. You have a big nose, or maybe your head is too small (might be both.) Also your hair looks funny.

What i'm saying is that "l'esprit de l'ecalier" is no excuse to bump a four-year-old post that had nothing to offer in the first place. And texting that perfect line to your (ex) girl 5 minutes later doesn't mean you've won. She still won.

BTW I didn't know they called it that so thank you for adding to my vast store of knowledge.
You are welcome, c*nt.
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08-14-2016 , 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by 2pairsof2s
Also just so you know, in English "scumbag" is a pretty harsh insult, not jocular or humorous in any way. If you said it to my face I would probably smite you. It would be like if I didn't know you but I got in your face and said, "Besa mi c***, puto, Yo c*** en la leche de tu puta madre."
RIP spanish dictionary.
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08-14-2016 , 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Toringi's
You are welcome, c*nt.
This is weak. Try harder. You can do better.
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08-14-2016 , 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by 2pairsof2s
Cool story bro. Why are we reading it four years later? Is this sight so bereft of thinkers now that all we can do is bump the old threads? Or did you have some clever response so pithy you had to post it all these years later... because LOL didn`t read

I guess that's a great thing about the internet. It's like when your girlfriend dumps you, AND has the last word, and you think of that perfect pithy rejoinder 5 minutes later while you`re driving away (sorry I mean waiting for the bus.) In the old days you had to choke it down. There was nothing you could do. Now you can send her a text or a vine or an instagram or what ever, put it on your facebook timeline, hopefully before she changes her status to single, send it out on twitter so the whole world can see how you actually had the last word. SO THERE! You showed her! Or you can find that old thread and post after all these years.
Why are you leaving a wall of text
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08-15-2016 , 10:24 AM
This thread is proof why online poker is the worst. If OP had tried to pull this in a live setting he would have had his teeth kicked in for sure. What a scumbag.
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