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Old 10-07-2008, 12:48 AM   #1
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guy hit'n'runs me, insults me, then proceeds to...

... ask me to team up with him and collude.
Sweet revenge.. mail already sent obv.

Dealer: Hand cancelled
totibani: TY
totibani: TY
totibani: TY
HERO: yw
totibani: HAVE A F GD NIHT MOTHER F
HERO: u2
Dealer: A new game will start in 15 seconds
HERO: have fun losing the money
HERO: oh, youre staying?
totibani: LOL
totibani: OK
totibani: WILLMAKEA DEAL
totibani: LETS PLAY FOR POKERPOINTS
totibani: ORE
totibani: LETHS MAKE A TEAM
totibani: YOU WANT
totibani: SERIOS
totibani: ?
HERO: a team?
totibani: YES
totibani: YOU AND ME
totibani: GO ON THE TEABLES
totibani: AND TAKE MANEY
totibani: THE F DO
totibani: ALL THE TIME
totibani: MAN
totibani: AND I CANT WIN ALL THE TIME
HERO: you mean we talk about our hands while we play?
totibani: YES
totibani: BUT ON TEABLE
totibani: WITH 6 PLAYERS
totibani: ON MASSENGER
totibani: ?
totibani: YES ORE NOT
totibani: YHEY DOALL THE F TIME
HERO: one moment please

beat: get hit and run
brag: reported colluder
variance: this guy's stupidity
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Old 10-07-2008, 12:52 AM   #2
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Re: guy hit'n'runs me, insults me, then proceeds to...

i hope he has plenty of money in his account. well-played OP.
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Old 10-07-2008, 12:52 AM   #3
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lol
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Old 10-07-2008, 12:53 AM   #4
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Re: guy hit'n'runs me, insults me, then proceeds to...

good and this is one fo the reasons why i don't like playing in middle to high stakes games online b/c i know there is people out there that cheat using aim and msn messenger, you can be assured that anytime there's alotta money at stake there will always be cheating. nice job on reporting this a$$hole tho
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Old 10-07-2008, 01:51 AM   #5
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Re: guy hit'n'runs me, insults me, then proceeds to...

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good and this is one fo the reasons why i don't like playing in middle to high stakes games online b/c i'm a 25NL break even player whose roll doesn't constitute a full buyin at 1KNL. nice job on reporting this a$$hole tho
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Old 10-07-2008, 02:10 AM   #6
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Re: guy hit'n'runs me, insults me, then proceeds to...

even if you did collude with this guy, you'd probably have no freaking clue what cards he's trying to tell you he has
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Old 10-07-2008, 02:14 AM   #7
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even if you did collude with this guy, you'd probably have no freaking clue what cards he's trying to tell you he has
This.

I behav thar 45s ks RF
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Old 10-07-2008, 04:50 AM   #8
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totibani: YOU AND ME
totibani: GO ON THE TEABLES
totibani: AND TAKE MANEY
Quote:
totibani: THE F DO
totibani: ALL THE TIME
totibani: MAN
totibani: AND I CANT WIN ALL THE TIME
both really awesome
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Old 10-07-2008, 04:52 AM   #9
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Re: guy hit'n'runs me, insults me, then proceeds to...

I HAV POKET A I HAVE ALL F TIME!
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Old 10-07-2008, 05:15 AM   #10
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This.

I behav thar 45s ks RF
damn i haven't laughed this hard in awhile
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Old 10-07-2008, 05:40 AM   #11
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[x] TAKE MANEY
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Old 10-07-2008, 06:27 AM   #12
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Good play! Update us on his near-certain ban please.
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Old 10-07-2008, 06:32 AM   #13
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yeah OP will you confirm that the poker room punished him in some way
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Old 10-07-2008, 08:27 AM   #14
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Re: guy hit'n'runs me, insults me, then proceeds to...

Hello xxxxxxx,

Thank you for your email. Your email was passed along to me as a senior
member of the PokerStars Game Security Team.

To put it mildly, it seems unlikely that a player of his nature is likely to
be particularly successful if he did try to collude, given the chat involved
here. However, this sort of behaviour is entirely unacceptable and I will
ensure that appropriate action is taken.

Please let us know if there is anything else that we can do to assist you.

Sincerely,

Michael J
PokerStars Game Security Team
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Old 10-07-2008, 08:35 AM   #15
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[x] THE F DO
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