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12-10-2016 , 04:18 PM

#326

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

12-10-2016 , 04:38 PM

#327

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

who tf

12-10-2016 , 04:39 PM

#328

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Trump's Danish cousin Drump

12-10-2016 , 04:47 PM

#329

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Shame on you guys. Morph will be mad at you.

12-10-2016 , 04:53 PM

#330

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

We're not mad cos of lol Danish types

12-10-2016 , 04:55 PM

#331

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

We're not mad cos of lol Danish types

That's Helmut Kohl you punk.

12-10-2016 , 05:01 PM

#332

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

So he's beating you at table tennis?

12-10-2016 , 05:09 PM

#333

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

So he's beating you at table tennis?

Sammy never lost to a German at table tennis.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 12-10-2016 at 05:32 PM.

12-10-2016 , 05:22 PM

#334

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

i will no lie most likely crush anyone at table tennis and am seriously willing to take action on this if someone can set up a high stakes televised game.

12-10-2016 , 05:31 PM

#335

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by ballabottyswalla

i will no lie most likely crush anyone at table tennis and am seriously willing to take action on this if someone can set up a high stakes televised game.

Sammy will play you, Sammy will beat you. Mr. Balla does not have enough money to bet at Sammy's stakes though.

12-10-2016 , 05:45 PM

#336

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

if i get staked its ez game bro like u dunno I'm legit convinced if i trained at this game i would go olympic level

12-10-2016 , 05:51 PM

#337

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by ballabottyswalla

if i get staked its ez game bro like u dunno I'm legit convinced if i trained at this game i would go olympic level

Sammy could beat you in his sleep. You get that stake, and we'll play for some real money. Remember that Sammy is Danish, and that danes wipe their asses in $100 bills. Sammy does not play for peanuts

12-10-2016 , 07:03 PM

#338

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

while many people from the USA don't like to believe it, America isn't just the USA.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You teach that punk some geography, Mr. Fiddle.

would you refer to a Columbian product as american as well?

Sammy I am old enough you could have been a nut I left in some slutty danish girl, stop viewing your banned posters posts unless you are man enough to address them

12-10-2016 , 07:06 PM

#339

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Spoiler:

trying to show your gf off eh?

12-10-2016 , 07:09 PM

#340

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Tonight Sammy will show you something really special.

12-10-2016 , 07:11 PM

#341

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy will fight all of BBV irl. BBV will lose. Bunch of fat nerds and Belgs.

12-10-2016 , 07:12 PM

#342

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy will now drink some absinthe

12-10-2016 , 07:42 PM

#343

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Tonight Sammy will show you something really special.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy will fight all of BBV irl. BBV will lose. Bunch of fat nerds and Belgs.

meme bait

12-10-2016 , 08:26 PM

#344

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

12-10-2016 , 08:28 PM

#345

Omaha Boy

adept

Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 819

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

meme bait

Doesn't take much to bait you into making a meme. Also I watched Children of Men, good ****, good ****. Being John Malkovich is on the books probably tomorrow night.

12-10-2016 , 10:06 PM

#346

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

id smash that metal singing chick still

12-10-2016 , 10:34 PM

#347

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

cbd makes my brainwaves feel nice and wavy

12-10-2016 , 11:46 PM

#348

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

aaAaaaaaAaAAAAaAaaaaa

12-10-2016 , 11:56 PM

#349

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Sammy lied about his roots.

12-10-2016 , 11:57 PM

#350

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

that lookxs like sammy yez

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