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02-26-2013 , 12:17 PM

#51

set4vegas

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,634

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

or maybe not...

go eat a dick

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02-26-2013 , 12:18 PM

#52

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

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Originally Posted by set4vegas

maybe this can be the official hooker thread now.....

already taken

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/92...-thailand-344/

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02-26-2013 , 12:25 PM

#53

Busto again

adept

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 948

Gotta love Thailand.

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02-26-2013 , 02:14 PM

#54

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

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Originally Posted by set4vegas

go eat a dick

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02-26-2013 , 02:35 PM

#55

WVUskinsfan

no felonies

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 5,055

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Originally Posted by set4vegas

i was playing 1/2 it was a monday night so only about 3-4 tables at about midnight when i got there, they timecharge $5 per hour, and rake the pots, its soft if you can recognise the fish,

in terms of the game, i played pretty good for the most part, when i was raising to 8 they were loling since everyone opens like 10-15 but fk them, i made the mistake of bluffing a chick twice who is a solid reg down there which hurt me a bit, one time i chucked in a 100 chip she instanst called and said if you bet 12 bucks i woulda folded lol.

Its been about three years since I was in Sydney. The TIME CHARGE...that's what I remember being so ridiculous. No doubt the games were soft and most of the table have no clue what they were doing, but the rake plus time charge is a killer.

I lived in Ultimo btw

King's Cross was unlike any other part of beautiful Sydney lol

Edit: My fav part of the story is how OP just took a hit of ice out of the vagina pipe hoping to smash right after

Last edited by WVUskinsfan; 02-26-2013 at 02:41 PM.

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02-26-2013 , 03:09 PM

#56

DjSkyy

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,735

shouldn't this be 4L?

voted 3 stars.

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02-26-2013 , 03:54 PM

#57

kutty

banned

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,482

pretty good story, I enjoyed the read

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02-26-2013 , 04:23 PM

#58

Tryst_

banned

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 5,093

didnt read but gave it 4*s

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02-27-2013 , 04:57 AM

#59

riveredu

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 481

You must be an ugly fker
Not even pros wana fk you?

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02-27-2013 , 09:40 AM

#60

sqydro

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 530

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Originally Posted by pimpxxxdaddy42069

LOL you can't be a local if you trying to get hookers in the cross homie! **** those bitches. You know Liasons is right around the corner from the Cross and that place is only 300 ish for an hour. They had complimentary alcohol and I had one of the most banging ass korean girls I've ever ****ing seen and I blew so hard I actually lost the condom somewhere deep inside her.

seriously, stay away from the cross. Better off spending yer money on coke and trying to lure some dumb ****ing 18 year old bitch back to your pad.

gold

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02-27-2013 , 09:57 AM

#61

set4vegas

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,634

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Originally Posted by sqydro

gold

i am a local, yeah i agree liasons is the go, ill take your advice, its just i was trying to get it cheaper then 300 i guess <nit

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02-27-2013 , 03:02 PM

#62

Toocuteforthis

banned

Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 727

lol at paying 300ish an hour for sex...

wtf

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02-28-2013 , 09:35 AM

#63

set4vegas

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,634

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Originally Posted by Toocuteforthis

lol at paying 300ish an hour for sex...

wtf

eat a dick

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02-28-2013 , 10:36 AM

#64

Acesfullofgarbage

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,736

Entertaining story OP but who the **** pays the hooker before the sex? **** that ****, always pay after for services rendered otherwise you get ripped the **** off, that is the number one rule of hookers

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02-28-2013 , 11:52 AM

#65

vittoleon

adept

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 705

So you gave first hooker 240, then barely got anything and you just left? Perhaps next time man the **** up and get your money back?

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02-28-2013 , 06:52 PM

#66

All Hail Circe

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,594

You should have used the " Jerk store " line from Seinfeld.

You could have used the other one but you didnt have sex with his wife yet, so that wouldnt make a whole hell of a lot of sense.

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02-28-2013 , 06:55 PM

#67

All Hail Circe

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,594

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Originally Posted by never fade

she def gave you the gift that keeps on giving.

The Jelly of the Month Club?

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02-28-2013 , 07:07 PM

#68

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

I once got hooked by 2 scammers in 1 night

TRUE STORY!!!

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02-28-2013 , 08:14 PM

#69

Mentality135

adept

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 921

I enjoyed reading this story

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02-28-2013 , 10:16 PM

#70

hoodskier

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 5,149

Quote:

Originally Posted by set4vegas

i was playing 1/2 it was a monday night so only about 3-4 tables at about midnight when i got there, they timecharge $5 per hour, and rake the pots, its soft if you can recognise the fish,

in terms of the game, i played pretty good for the most part, when i was raising to 8 they were loling since everyone opens like 10-15 but fk them, i made the mistake of bluffing a chick twice who is a solid reg down there which hurt me a bit, one time i chucked in a 100 chip she instanst called and said if you bet 12 bucks i woulda folded lol.

Amazing that paying for sex from a crack smoking hooker was the second worst decision you made that day.