great story.......GL with the next place tho...

I went to Sydney once, few years back, with my girlfriend, we stayed in Kings Cross, thought it was all fun and games, but for the 3 days we were there, couldn't ****ing score a high once, just got scammed again & again. mostly out of desperation, in ways I'd never be scammed back home. But ****, Kings Cross and Sydney can suck a dick.

Read this thread yesterday, here now. Friend got assaulted by crack head here. I was so pissed I found it hilarious.

Also, went to Star, played 1/2. Highlights 7 limpers, me 810cc flopped nuts (79Jr). Value town every street. Other hand. I wake up with KK in BB. 1 raise and 3 callers 7 bucks. I ship (couldn't be bothered to figure out a raise, guy agonises for a minute (cold called on button). Calls with J8 off. Great night. Great strip club. Great assault. Avoid Kings Cross though. Other areas preferred. Better hookers

More likely to wake up with two queens in Kings Cross. AM I RITE OR WAT?

pics would have made it 5

lol at 'wake up with' in poker

edit: human you got scammed repeatedly trying to buy drugs over a period of a few days? lol what's wrong with u? dyel?

crazy story

Should've smashed **** out the first one it's what they expect anyway.

Question for the OP.

How do you live with yourself?

quite easily

“Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.” confucius

woke up at midday cooked some sausages and eggs and getting ready to grind on pokerstars

on a serious note I havn't had a beer, weed or any drugs since that night, so if anything its turned into a positive thing. I was mainly pissed about losing the money, probably saved half that already by not drinking for a week.

oh and....EAD

What did you say OP? My girl did what?

bump

Rule #1 in BBV. Don't bump your own threads. It makes you look like a looser.

rule number 2

never listen to cragooo

anymore hooker stories set4vegas?

this sounds like a standard night out in the cross. Only normally it involves getting punched in the head by a Tongan at some point.

OP is angry he didnt bust, but he clearly busted his roll.

update? Nice story OP

op learned many lessons since this hooker story

for real, lol

I don't get it. All the hookers and the trick roll stories you think people would know better.

I'm almost 60. Been described as short, fat and ugly. Never had a problem picking up MILFs in Vegas, Laughlin, Dallas, Phoenix, Denver etc. to bang away on. Pretty good times.

I am rich though, so that may make up for it. Buy them a $25 dinner and a few drinks and it is on. Stay away from the hoes.

So you're saying a dinner at Applebees and a few martinis is enough to get a 60 year old fat dude laid..

I think I'm missing something here

we're not talking super models, middle aged milfs. works like a charm.

Generational gap here. No one under the age of 40 wants to take out some random casino wench/vacation milf to dinner and a long talk just to maybe seal the deal for free..... But wait, that dinner, drinks, and time lost pretending to laugh at her jokes and borderline psychotic stories ended up not being so free did it?

That's a guaranteed ear-beating they're gonna serve you up about every ex-boyfriend/husband that they hate, all while they still keep contact with them all through text and Facebook just so they can have more drama in their lives to talk about. American culture has women in this fog where they're the star of their own reality/tv show and everyone else is just a character in it.

Men buy hookers to expedite that process at all costs. Single Women under 35 in 2016 are getting borderline intolerable. Especially in Vegas. Oof.

which gives us the quote by Charlie Sheen, '...I don't pay hookers for sex, I pay them to leave...'

Isn't that alot to pay for a hooker for 10 minutes? ferrari-pussy?