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08-01-2017 , 10:07 PM

#101

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

In for the weird undertitle

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08-01-2017 , 10:10 PM

#102

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

wafflemöller

08-01-2017 , 10:10 PM

#103

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Hai Waffle

08-01-2017 , 10:59 PM

#104

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

I didn't seek it I tried to give Whiskey a sweat and you co-op'ed it.

So basically Whiskey you don't need **** other than be nice, don't suck at poker and let degens who want the chance to get paid for doing nothing have a piece of the action

Good to know. I am decentish at the pokers it seems.

Unfortunately, things with my fiances pops has really hit the fan so I'm heading back to Vegas for the immediate future and may have to worry about further arrangements etc. So idk when the next opportunity I get to play will be but I'll gladly let you degens front my buy-ins <3

08-01-2017 , 11:05 PM

#105

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Tl;dr I may not post for a few days. Running off adrenaline and anxiety and booze and powder for the moment. And have no idea what the **** will happen hour to hour.

Bbl

08-01-2017 , 11:21 PM

#106

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Tl;dr I may not post for a few days. Running off adrenaline and anxiety and booze and powder for the moment. And have no idea what the **** will happen hour to hour.

Bbl

Hope all works out for you guys. Just focus on what's important and stay safe out there.

I'm sure if any one of us are out there while you are we'd gladly buy you a drink and into a daily donkament

08-01-2017 , 11:23 PM

#107

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Hope all works out for you guys. Just focus on what's important and stay safe out there.

I'm sure if any one of us are out there while you are we'd gladly buy you a drink and into a daily donkament

I loves the bbvs

08-01-2017 , 11:25 PM

#108

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

I loves the BBWs

Me too, I'll slay a big ol ass

08-01-2017 , 11:48 PM

#109

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

No one lives in Vegas, everyone's a touristmöller. Am I doing it right?

08-01-2017 , 11:51 PM

#110

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

No one lives in Vegas, everyone's a touristmöller. Am I doing it right?

I'd rate this bout a .350/10

08-01-2017 , 11:52 PM

#111

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

I'd rate this bout a .350/10

Would it improve to a 3.50/50 if I told you that I live in Vegas?

08-01-2017 , 11:55 PM

#112

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Would it improve to a 3.50/50 if I told you that I live in Vegas?

Depends on your cross-streets. I'm also very strung out and in a **** mood but give it a shot

08-02-2017 , 12:07 AM

#113

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Depends on your cross-streets. I'm also very strung out and in a **** mood but give it a shot

That sounds a bit personal. Used to live at Rainbow/Windmill, but we moved to Mountain's Edge.

08-02-2017 , 12:11 AM

#114

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

No one who lived on Rainbow is solid. Bunch of spewtard donkeys

08-02-2017 , 12:14 AM

#115

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

No one who lived on Rainbow is solid. Bunch of spewtard donkeys

I stopped playing before I moved there. Kids. When I was making $ playing I was @ Buffalo & Russell then Buffalo & 215.

08-02-2017 , 12:19 AM

#116

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Me too, I'll slay a big ol ass

How big is too big?

08-02-2017 , 12:24 AM

#117

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

How big is too big?

It's more about shape than lbs I like more curvy and thick but not round/circular/meatball/obese.

I've banged 5-6 really skinny chicks I prefer not being bruised by pelvic bones

08-02-2017 , 12:25 AM

#118

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Ashley Graham can get it that's a nice thick ass you can break the bed frame on

08-02-2017 , 12:59 AM

#119

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

sup bros, anyone care to repost any of the comments i should read from last months fred that i missed?

Or do i have to go ready that abortion

08-02-2017 , 12:59 AM

#120

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

also, i am driving from chicago to lauderdale with a friend and we took a one night pit stop in chattanooga, TR - dont cocme here

08-02-2017 , 01:00 AM

#121

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

also, Hai waffle.

How is baby waffle?

08-02-2017 , 01:01 AM

#122

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

also, we are making a pit stop in tampa to go play at the hard rock tommorrow.

I am way down to get ****ed up with any of you bros that live in tampa, so hmu

08-02-2017 , 01:02 AM

#123

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

How big is too big?

im at a solid 8.5 but its not that thick. The chances that a girl wont let me just rail her hard is about 1/3. Never had a problem with the black girls tho