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08-23-2017 , 01:17 PM

#1526

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

08-23-2017 , 01:24 PM

#1527

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

yes
wink
say you were grabbing a girls boob that had just had a spray tan.

this could make sense, but i feel if that were the case i should have tan's on other places on my body. namely my face from the motorboating

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Don't forget assert your dominance by shaking as many hands as possible.

08-23-2017 , 01:27 PM

#1528

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

this could make sense, but i feel if that were the case i should have tan's on other places on my body. namely my face from the motorboating

Spray some on your face ldo.

08-23-2017 , 01:37 PM

#1529

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Spray some on your face ldo.

its lotion, not spray, so i would have to rub it on.

but this would really be going all in, i dont think i have enough equity in this spot

08-23-2017 , 01:39 PM

#1530

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

its lotion, not spray, so i would have to rub it on.

but this would really be going all in, i dont think i have enough equity in this spot

Do you want to be known as the guy that wanked with tanning lotion?

I mean Trump has been rubbing it on his face for years to get away with the same problem.

08-23-2017 , 01:39 PM

#1531

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Looks like I'm going to get cockblocked on going to my company's mayweather event by a ****ing hurricane this weekend

08-23-2017 , 01:52 PM

#1532

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Do you want to be known as the guy that wanked with tanning lotion?

I mean Trump has been rubbing it on his face for years to get away with the same problem.

i do not, but i would trade places with the supreme overlord.

So i am currently sharing a bathroom my my 24 year old female cousin (hence the tanning lotion). Is my play any different if she notices? I mean, there are extra rules here and all.

08-23-2017 , 01:53 PM

#1533

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Looks like I'm going to get cockblocked on going to my company's mayweather event by a ****ing hurricane this weekend

wait, i am in dallas, is this something i have to worry about as well?

08-23-2017 , 01:56 PM

#1534

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

did you finish in her shampoo bottle?

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 08-23-2017 at 01:56 PM. Reason: then you probably shouldn't leave any evidence of the crime.

08-23-2017 , 02:02 PM

#1535

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Post a pic of ur cousin and I will give you advice. I'm a mind reader not a soul reader.

08-23-2017 , 02:41 PM

#1536

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

08-23-2017 , 04:28 PM

#1537

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

wait, i am in dallas, is this something i have to worry about as well?

I don't think it's supposed to make it that far north so I doubt it. No real determination on whether it will be a tropical storm or hurricane has been made yet. But in any case, Houston is likely to see between 8-16" of rain over the weekend.

And I'm supposed to fly out Saturday to help manage the post-fight event we're catering

08-23-2017 , 04:44 PM

#1538

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i just masturbated using a tanning lotion. Now my right palm is orange.

Can i go out in public like this, and whats my play when someone notices?

Also, is the play different if they say something?

If u had to choose, regular lotion or tanning lotion?

08-23-2017 , 05:08 PM

#1539

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

did you finish in her shampoo bottle?

fid, i may be in the south rn but i was raised in the north.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Post a pic of ur cousin and I will give you advice. I'm a mind reader not a soul reader.

fine

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

If u had to choose, regular lotion or tanning lotion?

honestly, the consistency of the tanning lotion was better then the other one i used recently

08-23-2017 , 05:10 PM

#1540

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

houston with a foot of water sounds horrible. the traffic will be even worse than it already is. I could never live in that place.

don't die down there

08-23-2017 , 05:15 PM

#1541

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

honestly, the consistency of the tanning lotion was better then the other one i used recently

Noted

08-23-2017 , 05:21 PM

#1542

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

houston with a foot of water sounds horrible. the traffic will be even worse than it already is. I could never live in that place.

don't die down there

Yeah I ****ing miss Vegas.

Which I didn't think was possible

08-23-2017 , 05:23 PM

#1543

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Just remember the **** storm that happened when Alison camped her slow moving ass over Houston. That was a ****ton amount of rain. Thank GOD I live on a "hill" here or else I'd be getting the pontoon boat out and getting ready for a nice boat ride.

08-23-2017 , 05:38 PM

#1544

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Yeah I ****ing miss Vegas.

Which I didn't think was possible

this sounds interesting

08-23-2017 , 06:03 PM

#1545

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gypsie

I didn't even know you lived here lol. I've only been here almost a year but I'm down by Galleria and live on a second story so worst case scenario I'm blockading myself home and drinking

08-23-2017 , 06:21 PM

#1546

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

BBV meetup in Houston

08-23-2017 , 06:22 PM

#1547

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Stay Safe Bros

08-23-2017 , 06:33 PM

#1548

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

can it be in a place that is not like the sweaty grundle of the country?

If we make it in dallas, ill buy 3 rounds for all the houston bros that make the trip

Spoiler: