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09-12-2009 , 04:25 AM
in the game of life, women are the rake ldo
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09-12-2009 , 06:58 AM
fold prelife OP
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09-12-2009 , 07:45 AM
OP, with your uncanny ability to stay cool under pressure and completely rational response to a possibly tillting life situation - I like your chances of becoming the next Phil Ivey
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09-12-2009 , 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by M.C.Escher
How old are you and you girlfriend?
I am 33 and she is 25
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09-12-2009 , 03:35 PM
post pics / gtfo
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09-12-2009 , 03:55 PM
damn I like this check...she pwned you so bad!!
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09-12-2009 , 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by herebigfishy
I am 33 and she is 25

why would you be playing poker??? you should be playing poke-her instead you idiot...
give her 5 more years and a few kids then she wont care anymore...
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09-12-2009 , 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Ponder
no kids pls
No Kids! we are going to wait at least 5 years
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09-12-2009 , 04:14 PM
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Ok, first of all you totally have to surprise buttsex her
already done! and it was her idea! and she liked it.... at least she said she did. lol

She is going to read this and probably be mad! don't worry, I already bought some tomatoes!
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09-12-2009 , 10:08 PM
Take her back, but save the $3k as a down payment on the divorce proceedings that are most assuredly coming.

Part of me wants to really believe this is a total level. The rest of me is sure its not.
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09-13-2009 , 12:22 AM
ur ruining teh funny of the tomato joke
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09-13-2009 , 01:03 AM
Graph or it didnt happen.
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09-13-2009 , 01:26 AM
I'm pretty sure you can take this whole thread and about 90% of the posters in it back to /b where you all belong.

You are the cancer that's killing 2+2.
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09-13-2009 , 01:44 AM
wtf this girl is soooo much of a keeper. you pull a gu n and she tells the cops that no she wont testify against you under any circumstances???? and 3k? and sexual favors? if she didnt cry at all shed be the perfect woman.

which reminds me.. how do you turn a snowblower into a dishwasher
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09-13-2009 , 02:18 AM
Leveling people is pretty easy nowadays.
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09-13-2009 , 02:43 AM
pix of grandma or gtfo
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09-13-2009 , 02:59 AM
your gf is hilarious
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09-13-2009 , 03:35 AM
pics?
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09-13-2009 , 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted by InToWin888
wtf is wrong with you.

dude i'd get a tomato. then i'd put the tomato on her pillow. if she fails to notice this she will rest her head against the tomato snd get juice in her hair.
YES!
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09-13-2009 , 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Fracchiolla
Make her do the Angry Dragon.

Angry Dragon:
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
Pics or gtfo!
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09-13-2009 , 08:33 AM
5 stars without pics ? are you serious BBV ?
This thread is hardly worth 3.
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09-13-2009 , 09:53 AM
Need pics to be sure but she might be a keeper.
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09-13-2009 , 10:10 AM
Letting her buy your love for three stacks is setting a bad precedent!!
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09-13-2009 , 10:20 AM
ur a sad individual. if hot then i would keep but if fugly i get rid of. still she did step over the line. i hope i never become you, giving up a girl to pursue a "dream" of being a pro.

Last edited by tommyombomb; 09-13-2009 at 10:20 AM. Reason: probably would do the same if i was a winning player, gl m8
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09-13-2009 , 11:25 PM
Did you tell her you have to move to Vegas to become a live pro now and if she did she get you banned from casino's.
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