OP, with your uncanny ability to stay cool under pressure and completely rational response to a possibly tillting life situation - I like your chances of becoming the next Phil Ivey
why would you be playing poker??? you should be playing poke-her instead you idiot...
give her 5 more years and a few kids then she wont care anymore...
wtf this girl is soooo much of a keeper. you pull a gu n and she tells the cops that no she wont testify against you under any circumstances???? and 3k? and sexual favors? if she didnt cry at all shed be the perfect woman.
which reminds me.. how do you turn a snowblower into a dishwasher
dude i'd get a tomato. then i'd put the tomato on her pillow. if she fails to notice this she will rest her head against the tomato snd get juice in her hair.
Angry Dragon:
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
ur a sad individual. if hot then i would keep but if fugly i get rid of. still she did step over the line. i hope i never become you, giving up a girl to pursue a "dream" of being a pro.
Last edited by tommyombomb; 09-13-2009 at 10:20 AM.
Reason: probably would do the same if i was a winning player, gl m8