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Old 02-21-2011, 01:02 AM   #1
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FTP just won't let me win.

Cruising along in the 10k Rebuy. 50 players to the money I got a nice stack. I pick up AA and of course some moron with just a few more chips than me reraises me with 88. I 3 bet huge and of couse he pushes. I call the 8 on the flop and of course it's there. Every time, every tourney FTP just pulls the rug out from under me. Screw you Lederer you fat, jabba the hut looking, bad dressing, whining nit. You were a disgrace on Poker after dark whining about Laak and your total garbage! You can take that doom switch and stick it up your wide rear end. Get on a diet and get ready for Party gaming to push your scam site right to the curb!
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Old 02-21-2011, 01:06 AM   #2
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Old 02-21-2011, 01:09 AM   #3
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FTP is rigged in my favour. Sorry. That's why you're not allowed to win.
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Old 02-21-2011, 01:12 AM   #4
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Variance means I am supposed to win sometimes too not just lose every time. Oh yea next tourney I am in KK versus 77 and of course he rivers the st8. Yep that is variance. 80% hands losing 90% of the time. I can't wait till these sites have to host in the US. This is getting out of hand.
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Old 02-21-2011, 01:17 AM   #5
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Hi Magic612.

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Old 02-21-2011, 01:21 AM   #6
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I hope they catch that crook and throw him in Gitmo, see how he likes sharing a yard with the Taliban.
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Old 02-21-2011, 02:36 AM   #7
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Re: FTP just won't let me win.

lol
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Old 02-21-2011, 03:33 AM   #8
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I pick up AA and of course some moron with just a few more chips than me reraises me with 88. I 3 bet huge and of couse he pushes.
Pretty sure this hand history is a fake. You get AA, you don't even act but you get re-raised, then somehow out of nowhere you 3 bet?

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Oh yea next tourney I am in KK versus 77 and of course he rivers the st8.
An even more obvious fake hand history as st8, state, or steight is not a poker hand.

Nice try.
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Old 02-21-2011, 04:44 AM   #9
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agree aith ac1212. totally bogus. OP is trying to look cool
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Old 02-21-2011, 10:52 AM   #10
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Pretty sure this hand history is a fake. You get AA, you don't even act but you get re-raised, then somehow out of nowhere you 3 bet?



An even more obvious fake hand history as st8, state, or steight is not a poker hand.

Nice try.
LOL not fake, folded to me and I raised 4BB. That better?
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Old 02-21-2011, 10:53 AM   #11
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so now you raised 4BB, got reraised and then YOU 3BET HUGE?!?!?!?

FAKE
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Old 02-21-2011, 10:58 AM   #12
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OP clearly sucks at poker, lol

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Old 02-21-2011, 11:02 AM   #13
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so now you raised 4BB, got reraised and then YOU 3BET HUGE?!?!?!?

FAKE
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