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10-21-2006 , 09:55 PM

#201

kidcolin

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negative points regardless

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10-21-2006 , 10:03 PM

#202

ninjaunderwear

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I understand putting kitty heads in your mouth. I do not understand giving kitty a rimjob.

Do you?

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10-22-2006 , 06:33 AM

#203

private joker

Most Definitely

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 25,244

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wow I'm pretty sure I've stayed there, that in Cancun? (Malia Turquesa or something)

-Scott

Yeah, it's Cancun. Not sure about Malia Turquesa. When you stayed there, was there a cat on holiday?

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10-22-2006 , 10:07 AM

#204

bonds

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I just got home and im laying in my wife in bed. Im trying to look at these w/out laughing. She has no idea what im looking at

LOL dongaments.

Sorry.

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10-22-2006 , 11:57 AM

#205

Chump Change

EuroBBVSuicideKing

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 13,005

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A very famous couple trusted my wife and I to take their kitten ($2000 cat). For the record I hate cats but he was pretty cool. When I say famous couple I'm saying famous as in the family from Coming To America.

He snuck out of the house last week and and ran under our porch. There is a coyote that is eating cats and I'm pretty sure that is what happened. Now the couple emailed us wanting to see pictures of him for Christmas etc. They both literally cried when they handed him over. I asked my wife last night what we are going to do if they ask for pics every year. My wife said we may have to photoshop old pictures of him at different times. I can't type this without laughing. If we really have to do that it would be the funniest thing ever.

IM A CAT KILLER BETTER YOU THAN ME

This thread is aws but don't forget that you were entrusted with King Geoffrey's cat and you let the poor helpless creature get killed. This kinda makes you an awful person and I don't think you're in the same moral and ethical position to enjoy the fun and frivolity that is this thread. You should probably start praying to somebody or something for forgiveness. I know i'd give serious consideration to killing you if you killed my cat.

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10-22-2006 , 01:41 PM

#206

LeatherFace

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anyone else here ever rimmed a cat?

One time at a PETA meeting....

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10-22-2006 , 01:56 PM

#207

kidcolin

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I put this in the weak Raymer thread.

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10-22-2006 , 01:58 PM

#208

FULL RAKE

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Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,136

yeah, except maybe make it "how to play pokah" by a A Big Mac and fries

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10-22-2006 , 02:36 PM

#209

Lyons

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are you related to bill frist, cat killer?

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10-22-2006 , 04:39 PM

#210

acesovercole

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OMFG LOLOLOLOLOL! I am literally crying-laughing right now.

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10-22-2006 , 04:45 PM

#211

acesovercole

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10-23-2006 , 11:16 AM

#212

Tarheel

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Just be honest with them. Our government outlawed all cats in a last minute rider to a Social Security Reform Bill.

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10-23-2006 , 01:10 PM

#213

roxtar

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Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 508

Tell them they need to send you monies to cover vet bills because the cat's got some funky disease, after you milked them for a few $K tell them that their precious cat died.

It's a cat... Not like their on the endangered species list or anyhting.

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10-23-2006 , 01:31 PM

#214

pipedreamz

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someone needs to turn the raymer cartoon into a gif! lol

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10-23-2006 , 04:50 PM

#215

Zire

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someone needs to turn the raymer cartoon into a gif! lol

sorry for the unregistered thingy ^^!

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10-23-2006 , 07:50 PM

#216

pipedreamz

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awesome 1st post! thanks

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10-23-2006 , 08:55 PM

#217

keikiwai

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just adopt the coyote... same thing now, really

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10-23-2006 , 10:23 PM

#218

Dangeresque

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The sailor mercury cosplay head glomping was freaky. And the kitty rimjob was freaky. What's left of my sanity is happy that I didn't see Sailor Mercury Cosplay Cat Rimjob.

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10-23-2006 , 10:50 PM

#219

BradleyT

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Send them this book for Christmas

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10-23-2006 , 11:26 PM

#220

Little_Luck

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I seriously teared up from laughter. Thank you to all the great pics.

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10-24-2006 , 11:01 AM

#221

Georgia Avenue

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Bump because maybe a MILF ate teh cat and put in on a pizza.

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10-24-2006 , 05:04 PM

#222

pipedreamz

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10-24-2006 , 05:10 PM

#223

The Stranger

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teh cat needs a popped collar

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10-24-2006 , 05:21 PM

#224

OHFreak

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Thread cat still 43x more likely to get laid than any of those uberl0zerz, popped collar or not.

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10-24-2006 , 05:29 PM

#225

acesovercole

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Here are a few more lovely pictures for those of you who have enjoyed this thread as much as I have.

Here we see our missing cat playing small stakes hold'em while enjoying a cheap beer.