I saw a real life breast !!

Monday night/early morning at the Sycuan Casino in San Diego a hot, young (23 - 26) lady with no bra and an open back loose fitting top walks into the card room. She looked like she may have had a couple of drinks and perhaps some drugs (how wonderful I thought)

Im in seat 8 she sits in seat six giving me perfect position on her. She is very new, its possible she may have played poker only a handful of times before as the dealer had to explain what check ment.

Anyhow she gets involved in a big hand, she pushes all in otf something like $80 into a $10 pot she gets 1 call she actually shows up with a set (Awesome play !! I was almost as pleased to see this set as the other one she exposed) anyhow in the midst of all this out pops her lovely full breast !! ( Oh and it was lovely, prolly a "c" cup pert and full) The air con was on full blast and it was very nippy, very nippily indeed !

Its not often I get to see a real life breast up close like that ! It was truly magnificent. I am runnig super hot !

The virginity is strong with this one.

The story is cool but youre so pathetic and awkward that you basically ruined it

I wrote it this way cus I thought it would be amusing like that.

Truth be known Ive had sex with more girls than you've had hot dinners !

Coupled with that I left school at 16 (never wrote a resume), took huge amounts of drugs ! I have drunk more beer in a week than you ever could in a whole year ! (infact for a whole summer I didnt have a solid **** due to excessive booze consumption) and Ive made huge sums of money without ever hardly working !

IF YOU WANNA FIGHT IM READY !! We can do it here in San Diego or I can come up there to Vegas (I presume thats where your looser ass lives) choice is yours.

Watch out we got a bad ass over here.

hey slow down sportsfan

You sound like a real w**ker OP. F off.

OP is a gentleman and a scholar

Yeah how bout I come over there and eff up your limey ass !

I been over there played at the vic and wiped "God bless America" in my own excrement all over your bathroom walls.

Dont call me a wanker you dont even know the true meaning of the word you FANNY !

Just think, in 20 years the Japanese will invent a robot you can have actual sex with!

Nice split personality.

Hopefuly in 30 they will have clones of your mom

I drink to that my good buddy.



Anyway, enjoy your first sexual encounter, don't forget to tip.