EPIC MIND BENDING HEADS UP MATCH ATM
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hey on pstars right now...its...i cant explain it.....im shocked....search player humilde2008 or tourney #187937391. im speechless. more people need to witness this immed. plz come. our very existence may depend on it.
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the match is going on for 8 hours and 43 minutes now
sick
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WHAT IS GOING ON ITS SOME SORT OF SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE. THIS CANT BE REAL. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE.
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from awhile ago
PokerStars Game #31752820278: Tournament #187937391, $5.50+$0.25 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (5/10) - 2009/08/17 20:59:49 ET
Table '187937391 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Jonny W.45 (1283 in chips)
Seat 2: humilde2008 (2717 in chips)
humilde2008: posts small blind 5
Jonny W.45: posts big blind 10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
humilde2008: calls 5
Jonny W.45: checks
*** FLOP *** [7d 5d 4d]
Jonny W.45: checks
humilde2008: bets 580
Jonny W.45: raises 693 to 1273 and is all-in
humilde2008 has timed out
humilde2008: folds
Uncalled bet (693) returned to Jonny W.45
humilde2008 is sitting out
humilde2008 has returned
Jonny W.45 collected 1180 from pot
Jonny W.45: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1180 | Rake 0
Board [7d 5d 4d]
Seat 1: Jonny W.45 (big blind) collected (1180)
Seat 2: humilde2008 (button) (small blind) folded on the Flop
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and a little before that
PokerStars Game #31752511865: Tournament #187937391, $5.50+$0.25 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (5/10) - 2009/08/17 20:49:10 ET
Table '187937391 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Jonny W.45 (2884 in chips)
Seat 2: humilde2008 (1116 in chips)
Jonny W.45: posts small blind 5
humilde2008: posts big blind 10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Jonny W.45: raises 10 to 20
humilde2008: raises 1096 to 1116 and is all-in
Jonny W.45: calls 1096
*** FLOP *** [2d 8s 5c]
*** TURN *** [2d 8s 5c] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [2d 8s 5c 8d] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
humilde2008: shows [4s 4h] (two pair, Eights and Fours)
Jonny W.45: shows [Ad Qh] (a pair of Eights)
humilde2008 collected 2232 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2232 | Rake 0
Board [2d 8s 5c 8d Td]
Seat 1: Jonny W.45 (button) (small blind) showed [Ad Qh] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: humilde2008 (big blind) showed [4s 4h] and won (2232) with two pair, Eights and Fours
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was telling blingatl this makes me feel like i did when i saw that movie I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE. just disturbed violated. something is so very wrong about this.
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The best part is that it is a $5.50+25. They must really want that $5 footlong.
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****** hell its legit....
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so glad I showed this to Jon and now there's a thread so everyone can share my confusion
been watchin since about 6hrs in lol, wat teh fack is going on here
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Those tables are pretty much just traps for nits that play slow and hope you will give up and leave. We should just open hundreds of the lowest stakes ones and all sit out in hope that Stars gets rid of the evil games.
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Have they said anything to anyone in chat yet? This is weird.
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jonny said a few things in german
Last edited by JonHizall; 08-17-2009 at 09:38 PM.
Reason: or w/e language i dont speak it was...assume german
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Johnny just said "habt ihr nix anderes zu tun"
Can someone translate this? Is it German?
Maybe they're going for a guiness record or something.
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this has brought some excitement to my monday night
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it means have we nothing better to do
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Working at McDonalds is so much more +EV than this.
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lel sent humilde 5 dollars but he stopped moving in
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i have come to the conclusion that
a) these guys have prop bet something HUGE on this tourney. something like each others wives, children, entire net worth, and we are watching the two biggest degenerates in the world try not to spew their **** lives away
or, and more likely
b) god and the devil both created stars accounts (one is obv a silver star, the one with time to put in more volume) and are dueling for the fate of mankind.
either way im rooting for humilde. lots of the rail feels differently. **** them.
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this match will never ever end. it will go on and on forever.