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Old 06-22-2012, 09:28 PM   #1
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Dude likes his flushdraws...

Never post here but this was an amusing beat, maybe it's good for a laugh.

I've Grinded a lot and can't remember something this specific/absurd ever happening to me before. Premium pairs in a 4 bet pot versus the same fish. Get in both on good flops at the same time, lose both not to your standard river'd pair of aces but the much more elegant backdoor flush.


Both hands same time VERSUS SAME VILLIAN


PokerStars Hand #82326194139: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4 USD) - 2012/06/22 21:08:09 ET

PokerStars Hand #82326199708: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4 USD) - 2012/06/22 21:08:21 ET


Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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SB: $606.26
Hero (BB): $406.00
UTG: $400.00
CO: $768.50
BTN: $206.95

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BB with Q Q
2 folds, BTN raises to $10, SB raises to $44, Hero raises to $96, 1 fold, SB calls $52

Flop: ($202.00) J 3 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $114, SB raises to $510.26 all in, Hero calls $196 all in

Turn: ($822.00) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($822.00) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $822.00
SB shows 6 A (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Threes)
SB wins $819.20
(Rake: $2.80)


Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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BTN: $521.45
SB: $423.87
BB: $783.20
UTG: $438.13
Hero (UTG+1): $412.00
MP: $279.69
CO: $166.00

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is UTG+1 with K K
1 fold, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, BTN raises to $44, 2 folds, Hero raises to $96, BTN calls $52

Flop: ($198.00) 8 2 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $114, BTN raises to $425.45 all in, Hero calls $202 all in

Turn: ($830.00) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($830.00) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $830.00
BTN shows 9 A (a flush, King high)
Hero shows K K (three of a kind, Kings)
BTN wins $827.20

Villian's chat: "double dutch"

does anyone know what that even means?

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Old 06-22-2012, 09:41 PM   #2
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Re: Dude likes his flushdraws...

aw man you got so double dutched here, sick
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Old 06-22-2012, 09:50 PM   #3
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Re: Dude likes his flushdraws...

It means he's going to bang two dutch hookers with all your cash.
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Old 06-22-2012, 09:54 PM   #4
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It means he's going to bang two dutch hookers with all your cash.
nice
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Old 06-22-2012, 10:19 PM   #5
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Re: Dude likes his flushdraws...

i would not laugh that much if i were you
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Old 06-22-2012, 10:20 PM   #6
 
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Re: Dude likes his flushdraws...

Do you still beat your wife?
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Old 06-22-2012, 10:21 PM   #7
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Re: Dude likes his flushdraws...

WP by villain. standard double dutch.
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Old 06-22-2012, 11:17 PM   #8
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Re: Dude likes his flushdraws...

was expecting a beat at 2NL

left thread shocked

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Old 06-22-2012, 11:26 PM   #9
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Re: Dude likes his flushdraws...

at first i wasnt sure but yeah its definitely double dutch
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Old 06-22-2012, 11:57 PM   #10
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Old 06-23-2012, 12:15 AM   #11
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Re: Dude likes his flushdraws...

double dutch oven imo
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Old 06-23-2012, 12:58 AM   #12
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Devastating double dutch drama.
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Old 06-23-2012, 01:08 AM   #13
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Re: Dude likes his flushdraws...

You sure it wasn't "double clutch"?

Sick beats, gotta love guys like that playing nl400
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Old 06-23-2012, 02:10 AM   #14
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Re: Dude likes his flushdraws...

Sorry it took so long but the lab results are finally in.
OP. I'm afraid your doubles, in both the spleen and kidneys, have been dutched.
I realize this wasn't the news you were hoping for, but at least we came out ahead of this thing.

That'll be $31,899.

Oh yeah Talk to Cindy, she'll validate your parking pass.
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Old 06-23-2012, 03:18 AM   #15
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double dutch lmao 4*


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