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04-23-2016 , 02:07 PM
Monthly cashout for lube and amphetamines (the micro player's hookers and blow).

I knew they would get at me for this like every month; in the past I´ve tried to dodge those inevitable KK vs AA setups the next 2 days after cashout but it´s no use.
Instead I changed my strategy to at least help the ecosystem by giving the doomed buy-ins to "fun-players".

He might have folded to the 5-bet, so I played it slow, and, alas, he flopped a monster draw.

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 100 BB
SB: 109.9 BB (VPIP: 29.41, PFR: 23.53, 3Bet Preflop: 10.00, Hands: 34)
BB: 159.6 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 17)
UTG: 146 BB (VPIP: 20.31, PFR: 17.19, 3Bet Preflop: 14.00, Hands: 130)
MP: 101.5 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 2)
CO: 102.1 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 1)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has J J

fold, MP raises to 3 BB, CO calls 3 BB, Hero raises to 12 BB, fold, fold, MP raises to 27 BB, fold, Hero calls 15 BB

Flop: (58.5 BB, 2 players) J 4 A
MP bets 41.9 BB, Hero raises to 73 BB and is all-in, MP calls 31.1 BB

Turn: (204.5 BB, 2 players) Q

River: (204.5 BB, 2 players) K

MP shows T 5 (Straight, Ace High)
(Pre 12%, Flop 3%, Turn 9%)
Hero shows J J (Three of a Kind, Jacks)
(Pre 88%, Flop 97%, Turn 91%)
MP wins 195.3 BB


Spoiler:


Spoiler:
Fold river
GTFO
LOL Cheeseburgerz
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04-23-2016 , 02:09 PM
He was like 50% to win the hand dude
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04-23-2016 , 02:17 PM
So you are saying losing flips does not count for doomswitch relief?
Interesting point, have to do more research on this.
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04-23-2016 , 02:54 PM
How do you cash out when you play $10 NL?


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04-23-2016 , 06:33 PM
Post moar savers
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04-23-2016 , 06:36 PM
Gotta fold that river, EADburger
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04-24-2016 , 09:21 AM
He had a double suited straight flush open ender pre though.. on the flop still a lot of backdoor opportunities available. I think villain played this particular hand very strong and this will gain him a lot of meta ev in future hands. Superb play all around imo. I hope this guy does some coaching!?!?
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04-24-2016 , 06:17 PM
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Spoiler:
fyp
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04-25-2016 , 12:39 AM
Better luck next time.
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04-25-2016 , 12:24 PM
Makes me wonder how much more he would have called if stack sizes were deeper. He called 30BB into 170BB, would he have called 60BB into 200BB?
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04-25-2016 , 03:27 PM
I've not even cashed out and i think i've got da doomswitch. I only call pre-flop shoves with aa/kk. Lost around 20 to smaller pockets pairs hitting sets and full houses, qq and strangely 44 are the ones doing it. Microgaming wont send my hand history so i don't know the actual number, can't remember winning one.

That being said, i win 100% of times i have AA in the BB.

Swangs and roundabouts
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04-26-2016 , 12:52 PM
3% is the new 97%.
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04-27-2016 , 05:16 PM
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04-27-2016 , 10:12 PM
^^^

Classic RiggedStars
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04-28-2016 , 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by HandsomeMan
kek
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04-28-2016 , 03:11 PM
It's getting old but..... he really really should have folded on that river.
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04-28-2016 , 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by HandsomeMan
Solid post
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05-01-2016 , 04:04 PM
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nh lolz
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05-01-2016 , 04:09 PM
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This is now a "quote this post with as little words in your reply as possible" thread
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05-01-2016 , 04:48 PM
So is the easter bunny
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05-01-2016 , 07:33 PM
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yes
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05-02-2016 , 06:12 AM
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damn
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05-03-2016 , 08:25 PM
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Jesus hates kings.
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05-05-2016 , 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by orb_dam_u
He had a double suited straight flush open ender pre though.. on the flop still a lot of backdoor opportunities available. I think villain played this particular hand very strong and this will gain him a lot of meta ev in future hands. Superb play all around imo. I hope this guy does some coaching!?!?
+1

10 5 off has the most potential value of any hand. You have 2 flush draws and you can make every straight in the book (a2345, 23456, 34567, 45678, 56789, 678910, 78910j, 8910jq, 910jqk, 10jqka). Also, if you play it aggressively preflop your equity increases even more because your opponents never dominate you. example, you 3 bet pre do you think they are calling with a10? the answer is almost always no because everyone is a nit bitch these days. Also, you have blockers to 1010 and 55 so the odds that they have these hands is astronomical. Normally I charge coaching fees when I give out this privileged information but I am feeling charitable today. You can thank me later.
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