W 7th is a...lovely area. Little Canada, if you know where that is.

HA HA HA HA

Danes have the biggest penises on that list though.

Now that Im in town we prolly dropped by several places. Also lol at that guy who assigned the ranks, looks about right.

Also 30st

They just suck at putting it to use

Sammy's very skilled in that area, don't know about the other Danes though.

Tongue size isn't important in Denmark though.

That's the worst IQ test/information I've ever seen! Even Fidstar knows that.

That site is so smart...

How smart is it?

That the 3rd highest ranked country has a ranking of Sammy medal.

Thanks for not putting New Zealand on the IQ list u ignorant fool

Found New Zealand same as Australia 98

Sammy spends all day trying to find something saying Denmark > Australia, but had to settle for Denmark = Australia.

Just remembered my favorite February quote.

Black history month is in February, the shortest month of the year, and the coldest, just in case we want to have a parade.

-Chris Rock

We beat you in penis size though.

In fact Denmark has all the nationalities of BBV beaten in penis size.

Sammy performs above average.

Mr Sammy, why do you use "beat" and "penis" in same sentence so often?

I would get into this intelligence debate on Murica's side, but I'd be {POLITARDING REDACTED}

****ing bossman send Sammy back to Germany tomorrow. Sammy will now get drunk today. Sammy will be going to RWTH in ****ing Aachen. Klaus is attending somme course there. Sammy will be going there to speak to young aspiring German engineers. Sammy will use Fiddle as an example of what happens if they don't take their career seriously. You will end up like 2+2 mods working for free, Sammy will tell them. They will all be scared and study harder.

Cheers

I KNEW I'D MAKE IT! Honestly this makes for a good day.

like I said before. Denmarkians are definitely bigger dicks than Aussies.

Solid advice.

I did take a wrong turn somewhere and ended up here. Can't find the exit.

What are you talking to them about?

Some of it is giving career advice about working/studying in another country than your own. What a young engineer in a large company should do to improve his skills/"climb the ladder". Basically my company aims to hire some of these students eventually, so they send Sammy as a prime example of what they could become if they choose the right path.

Sammy will also be assisting them in some project they have to present at the end of the course. It would probably be too complex for you to understand, so Sammy won't bother explaining about it.

so you'll teach them how to fetch coffee and lose at table tennis?



Sounds fun.

I could never imagine working for a huge company though. I know it's a path that a lot of engineers end up on. I never wanted to feel like a cog in the wheel (not saying you are). I always wanted to feel what I did influenced the outcome of a job. I always loved that pressure.

My advice for an engineer (who is interested in the Construction side anyway).

1) Start on a medium size job - $10-$50M (do a job or two start to finish - maybe two years). Main reason is so you are exposed to how the dynamics of a site work as well as learning wtf actually happens on a construction site.
2) Next complete a bunch of smaller jobs - up to $10M. The main reason for this is that on the smaller jobs you're exposed to a lot more areas within the construction. Not just one particular area, which happens on the bigger jobs. By being exposed to more stuff means you can work out what you actually like.
3) Then do what you actually want to do. After 4 to 5 years you should have worked out what you want to do by now.

way too serious.

Need to change the tone.