Im not even sure what I just read... Lmfao

Finding donks at wiffle ball is like finding drunks at a bar on a Friday night. You're tripping all over them (they're tripping all over you? whatever).

Source? Name? DNA Sample?

Chloe Grace Moretz.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1631269/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Apparently she just turned 18 exactly 1 week ago lmao.

Mind is blown people do not know who this girl is, guess shes too grown up from Kick-Ass lol.

You mean 19?

Hit Girl got hot. Good for her. And us.

Wow omg ur so good at nl5z..
How many hands have u played? I only played bout 40k

This thread is not about you. Kindly STFU

This obv

Seems legit? Report 'zadalbit' for hacking.

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 258.6 BB (VPIP: 44.44, PFR: 44.44, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 18)
SB: 48.8 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 10)
BB: 152.5 BB (VPIP: 22.00, PFR: 16.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 52)
Hero (UTG): 128.8 BB
MP: 90.2 BB (VPIP: 39.29, PFR: 25.00, 3Bet Preflop: 9.09, Hands: 28)
CO: 97.9 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A A

Hero raises to 3 BB, fold, CO raises to 16 BB, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 45 BB, CO calls 29 BB

Flop: (91.5 BB, 2 players) 7 J T
Hero bets 59.4 BB, CO calls 52.9 BB and is all-in

Turn: (197.3 BB, 2 players) 4

River: (197.3 BB, 2 players) K

Hero shows A A (One Pair, Aces)
(Pre 77%, Flop 9%, Turn 0%)
CO shows 9 8 (Straight, Jack High)
(Pre 23%, Flop 91%, Turn 100%)
CO wins 188.4 BB

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 101.5 BB (VPIP: 13.33, PFR: 6.67, 3Bet Preflop: 12.50, Hands: 15)
SB: 334.7 BB (VPIP: 19.77, PFR: 12.79, 3Bet Preflop: 5.00, Hands: 89)
BB: 142.6 BB (VPIP: 6.25, PFR: 6.25, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 16)
Hero (UTG): 103 BB
MP: 100 BB (VPIP: 37.50, PFR: 33.33, 3Bet Preflop: 12.50, Hands: 24)
CO: 100 BB (VPIP: 26.92, PFR: 19.23, 3Bet Preflop: 11.11, Hands: 26)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has J A

Hero raises to 3 BB, MP calls 3 BB, CO calls 3 BB, fold, fold, fold

Flop: (10.5 BB, 3 players) 3 J 4
Hero bets 6.8 BB, MP calls 6.8 BB, fold

Turn: (24.1 BB, 2 players) 8
Hero bets 15.6 BB, MP calls 15.6 BB

River: (55.3 BB, 2 players) Q
Hero checks, MP checks

Hero shows J A (One Pair, Jacks)
(Pre 32%, Flop 22%, Turn 11%)
MP shows K K (One Pair, Kings)
(Pre 68%, Flop 78%, Turn 89%)
MP wins 52.8 BB

PokerStars - $0.10 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 140.3 BB
SB: 214 BB (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 6)
BB: 100 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 7)
UTG: 108.3 BB (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 33.33, 3Bet Preflop: 50.00, Hands: 3)
MP: 143.8 BB (VPIP: 20.45, PFR: 15.91, 3Bet Preflop: 5.88, Hands: 45)
CO: 109.9 BB (VPIP: 28.95, PFR: 21.05, 3Bet Preflop: 17.65, Hands: 39)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A A

fold, fold, CO raises to 2.5 BB, Hero raises to 9 BB, fold, fold, CO raises to 24 BB, Hero raises to 140.3 BB and is all-in, CO calls 85.9 BB and is all-in

Flop: (221.3 BB, 2 players) 5 J 2

Turn: (221.3 BB, 2 players) 9

River: (221.3 BB, 2 players) 2
Players agreed to run it twice.

Flop #2: (221.3 BB, 2 players) 7 A 8

Turn #2: (221.3 BB, 2 players) J

River #2: (221.3 BB, 2 players) 3

CO shows 6 6 (Two Pair, Sixes and Twos)
Board #1 (Pre 19%, Flop 8%, Turn 5%)
(One Pair, Sixes)
Board #2 (Pre 20%, Flop 4%, Turn 0%)

Hero shows A A (Two Pair, Aces and Twos)
Board #1 (Pre 81%, Flop 92%, Turn 95%)
(Three of a Kind, Aces)
Board #2 (Pre 80%, Flop 96%, Turn 100%)

Hero wins 105.7 BB
Hero wins 105.6 BB

He had implied odds to call because donks like you stack off every time they flop an overpair.

Let me get this straight... Players are bad at NL5zoom?? LOL NO CHIT SON

Let me check my graph at that limit in past 6 months

I would 37% that river.. You would be surprised

once call, always call





Full Tilt - $2 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BB): $239.55
CO: $312.30 (VPIP: 35.95, PFR: 22.73, 3Bet Preflop: 11.61, Hands: 257)
BTN: $281.35 (VPIP: 33.54, PFR: 28.96, 3Bet Preflop: 16.54, Hands: 343)
SB: $203.75 (VPIP: 54.55, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 13)

SB posts SB $1.00, Hero posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $3.00) Hero has A K

CO raises to $4.40, BTN raises to $18.00, SB calls $17.00, Hero raises to $68.00, fold, BTN raises to $281.35 and is all-in, SB calls $185.75 and is all-in, Hero calls $171.55 and is all-in

Flop: ($687.25, 3 players) 3 T A

Turn: ($687.25, 3 players) 2

River: ($687.25, 3 players) 5

BTN shows Q Q (One Pair, Queens)

Main Pot [$615.65]: (Pre 42%, Flop 5%, Turn 2%)
Side Pot#1 [$71.60]: (Pre 56%, Flop 5%, Turn 2%)

SB shows 6 7 (High Card, Ace)

Main Pot [$615.65]: (Pre 24%, Flop 3%, Turn 0%)

Hero shows A K (One Pair, Aces)

Main Pot [$615.65]: (Pre 34%, Flop 92%, Turn 98%)
Side Pot#1 [$71.60]: (Pre 44%, Flop 95%, Turn 98%)

Hero wins $71.60
Hero wins $613.65

SB knew you would call. If he assumes both you dingdongs are rolling deep with those AKs he made the smartest move a donk could make. I need to reach out to Kalishnikov to get a new model of gun. The AK67.

Also thanks everybody for keeping this alive without me! Not playing as of now. I can never play poker just here and there I always go hard. So I can't play right now as SFV just came out and my vidya game backlog is sky high.

"Hero raises to 3 BB, SB raises to 9 BB, fold, Hero calls 6 BB"


you, sir, are the "donk"

Wha? 160bb deep in position and you are folding...

uh, raise to 18-23 BB and induce a shove?

Heading to Vegas in a couple of weeks so decided to brush up on the beautiful game they call poker. Peruse the zoom games and decide to pussyfoot around the NL5, as the old timers say.

I keep reading about how hard the games are nowadays so I expected NL5z to play like a NL2000. Luckily for me it has not. Pretty sure this game is harder then the liveaments though. Ill prob come back a thousandaire.

PokerStars - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 114.4 BB (VPIP: 31.63, PFR: 23.47, 3Bet Preflop: 5.00, Hands: 104)
SB: 152.8 BB (VPIP: 85.71, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 7)
BB: 100 BB (VPIP: 6.67, PFR: 6.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 31)
Hero (UTG): 150 BB
MP: 86.4 BB (VPIP: 24.87, PFR: 17.99, 3Bet Preflop: 4.94, Hands: 195)
CO: 197 BB (VPIP: 15.15, PFR: 9.09, 3Bet Preflop: 5.00, Hands: 33)

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 9 8

Hero raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, fold, SB calls 2.6 BB, BB calls 2 BB

Flop: (9 BB, 3 players) Q J 4
SB bets 8.6 BB, fold, Hero raises to 21 BB, SB calls 12.4 BB

Turn: (51 BB, 2 players) T
SB bets 35 BB, Hero raises to 126 BB and is all-in, SB calls 91 BB

River: (303 BB, 2 players) 5

SB shows Q 8 (One Pair, Queens)
(Pre 67%, Flop 54%, Turn 3%)
Hero shows 9 8 (Straight, Queen High)
(Pre 33%, Flop 46%, Turn 97%)
Hero wins 290.4 BB

Back at it again today in the shark tank that is NL5z. I guess im thinking a few levels below this pro but I think he played it bad. Not 100 percent sure maybe it was a GTO call based on my range lmfaoooo

PokerStars - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 117.2 BB (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 1)
SB: 107 BB (VPIP: 18.18, PFR: 9.09, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 11)
BB: 165.2 BB (VPIP: 18.59, PFR: 13.31, 3Bet Preflop: 2.00, Hands: 530)
UTG: 198.2 BB (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
MP: 145.6 BB (VPIP: 6.25, PFR: 6.25, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 17)
Hero (CO): 109.8 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 6 7

UTG raises to 3.4 BB, fold, Hero calls 3.4 BB, fold, fold, fold

Flop: (8.2 BB, 2 players) 6 2 7
UTG bets 4 BB, Hero raises to 12 BB, UTG raises to 43.8 BB, Hero raises to 106.4 BB and is all-in, UTG calls 62.6 BB

Turn: (221 BB, 2 players) T

River: (221 BB, 2 players) 5

UTG shows J T (One Pair, Tens)
(Pre 62%, Flop 8%, Turn 18%)
Hero shows 6 7 (Two Pair, Sevens and Sixes)
(Pre 38%, Flop 92%, Turn 82%)
Hero wins 211.8 BB

He had BDFD and BDSD though

Two overs on top of that too. Hell of a hand, mind as well GII with all those draws.

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: $43.70 (VPIP: 26.40, PFR: 19.20, 3Bet Preflop: 3.92, Hands: 128)
SB: $15.65 (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
Hero (BB): $25.00
UTG: $27.71 (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 1)
MP: $30.28 (VPIP: 25.81, PFR: 11.29, 3Bet Preflop: 6.67, Hands: 62)
CO: $72.88 (VPIP: 40.74, PFR: 25.93, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 27)

SB posts SB $0.10, Hero posts BB $0.25

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.35) Hero has K K

UTG raises to $1.00, fold, CO calls $1.00, BTN calls $1.00, fold, Hero raises to $4.75, UTG calls $3.75, CO calls $3.75, BTN calls $3.75

Flop: ($19.10, 4 players) 4 7 4
Hero bets $6.25, UTG calls $6.25, fold, BTN calls $6.25

Turn: ($37.85, 3 players) T
Hero bets $14.00 and is all-in, fold, BTN calls $14.00

River: ($65.85, 2 players) 7

Hero shows K K (Two Pair, Kings and Sevens)
(Pre 88%, Flop 87%, Turn 95%)
BTN shows 7 K (Full House, Sevens full of Fours)
(Pre 12%, Flop 13%, Turn 5%)
BTN wins $63.85