In memory of the late Bill Cosbys credibility, I thought this thread would be good to start.

Throw up your hands where donks take the darndest lines on you!

Here's one of mine:

Here I am playing $5 dollar fill up boxes KFC style. Sitting 2 boxes deep and get into this little spot.

PokerStars - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 109.8 BB (VPIP: 15.00, PFR: 15.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 20)
Hero (SB): 228.2 BB
BB: 100 BB (VPIP: 30.77, PFR: 15.38, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 13)
UTG: 111.4 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 1)
MP: 336.4 BB (VPIP: 10.71, PFR: 7.14, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 86)
CO: 222.4 BB (VPIP: 24.18, PFR: 14.29, 3Bet Preflop: 8.11, Hands: 91)

Hero posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has A A

fold, fold, CO raises to 3 BB, fold, Hero raises to 9 BB, fold, CO raises to 26 BB, Hero raises to 59 BB, CO calls 33 BB

Flop: (119 BB, 2 players) 6 3 9
Hero checks, CO bets 163.4 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 163.4 BB

Turn: (445.8 BB, 2 players) 5

River: (445.8 BB, 2 players) T

Hero shows A A (One Pair, Aces) (Pre 82%, Flop 92%, Turn 95%)
CO shows J J (One Pair, Jacks) (Pre 18%, Flop 8%, Turn 5%)
Hero wins 427.4 BB

That flop shove, just the darndest line going! Luckily I had the Aces to give it a call! Now I can upgrade my $5 dollar fill up box to a KFC Double Down!

they do!

Toonie tuesday's for 2 weeks bitches!!

Glad to see Cosbys personal drug dealer in the thread. Toonie Tuesday is a little expensive now being something like 3 dollars. All about the Scorcher Double Down. Glad to know you are Canadian.

Heres another good one. His PSB on the turn is just an LOLWorthy tell and can't really rep many 7s. Again, Donks take the darndest lines!

PokerStars - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 101.4 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 4)
SB: 100 BB (VPIP: 17.48, PFR: 14.85, 3Bet Preflop: 4.06, Hands: 544)
Hero (BB): 296.4 BB
UTG: 158.6 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 14)
MP: 234.2 BB (VPIP: 38.46, PFR: 15.38, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 14)
CO: 176.8 BB (VPIP: 19.08, PFR: 15.89, 3Bet Preflop: 1.56, Hands: 161)

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 4 4

UTG raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, fold, SB calls 2.6 BB, Hero calls 2 BB

Flop: (9 BB, 3 players) 6 4 5
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets 4.2 BB, fold, Hero raises to 12 BB, UTG calls 7.8 BB

Turn: (33 BB, 2 players) 3
Hero checks, UTG bets 31.6 BB, Hero calls 31.6 BB

River: (96.2 BB, 2 players) 9
Hero checks, UTG bets 112 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 112 BB

UTG shows A A (One Pair, Aces) (Pre 81%, Flop 12%, Turn 14%)
Hero shows 4 4 (Three of a Kind, Fours) (Pre 19%, Flop 88%, Turn 86%)
Hero wins 307 BB

what do you usually do with your winnings, buy bubblegum?

Nothing quite as tilting as somebody who reads 1 or 2 words. I clearly stated I pick up 5 dollar fill up boxes at KFC. When I am fortunate, like in the first hand, I upgrade to a Double Down box meal.

Now go be the unluckiest of the unlucky. Some of us here like to keep the environment positive.

Not everybody is as unlucky as Mr.Chan born in 1995.

Hand 1 profit could actually be rubbed on titties

Heres another dandy hand! Even I had a donk style misclick to let the hilarity ensue. Poor guy didn't know what he was getting into. Thought Chinese players would be a tad more Jet Li good.

PokerStars - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 121.8 BB
SB: 169.6 BB (VPIP: 31.25, PFR: 25.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 17)
BB: 96.2 BB
UTG: 132 BB (VPIP: 50.00, PFR: 50.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 2)
MP: 101 BB (VPIP: 21.93, PFR: 16.47, 3Bet Preflop: 4.41, Hands: 1,039)
CO: 100 BB (VPIP: 31.82, PFR: 31.82, 3Bet Preflop: 20.00, Hands: 22)

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 7 7

UTG calls 1 BB, fold, CO raises to 4 BB, Hero calls 4 BB, fold, fold, UTG calls 3 BB

Flop: (13.4 BB, 3 players) A 7 J
UTG checks, CO bets 5.6 BB, Hero calls 5.6 BB, UTG raises to 11.2 BB, CO calls 5.6 BB, Hero raises to 40 BB, UTG calls 28.8 BB, fold

Turn: (104.6 BB, 2 players) 5
UTG checks, Hero bets 75 BB, UTG calls 75 BB

River: (254.6 BB, 2 players) 4
UTG bets 13 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 2.8 BB and is all-in

UTG shows 9 8 (High Card, Ace) (Pre 46%, Flop 15%, Turn 18%)
Hero shows 7 7 (Three of a Kind, Sevens) (Pre 54%, Flop 85%, Turn 82%)
Hero wins 249.4 BB

Not rich enough for strippers. I need to eat.

lol at 5nl players not playing GTO. what a bunch of donks!

that first hand with JJ is the #1 most standard donk move wtf are u talking about

Thread gets a Swiss Chalet upgrade. Next up the Keg. Read um and weep.

He shoved to see where he is at, fish

That's right. You have to share the wealth to keep the poker economy going.

Its like talking to someone who does not speak english. Donks take the darndest lines!! That 3 almost always helps my hand! Poor donks will learn when to bluff when they grow up

PokerStars - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 85.2 BB (VPIP: 2.63, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 38)
SB: 159 BB (VPIP: 37.21, PFR: 25.58, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 44)
BB: 107.6 BB (VPIP: 21.88, PFR: 21.88, 3Bet Preflop: 9.09, Hands: 32)
UTG: 100 BB (VPIP: 12.50, PFR: 6.25, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 16)
MP: 101 BB (VPIP: 19.63, PFR: 18.69, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 109)
Hero (CO): 121.4 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has A A

fold, MP raises to 3 BB, Hero raises to 9 BB, fold, fold, fold, MP calls 6 BB

Flop: (19.4 BB, 2 players) J 5 3
MP checks, Hero bets 9.2 BB, MP calls 9.2 BB

Turn: (37.8 BB, 2 players) 8
MP checks, Hero bets 19 BB, MP raises to 38 BB, Hero calls 19 BB

River: (113.8 BB, 2 players) 3
MP bets 44.8 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 44.8 BB

MP shows Q T (One Pair, Threes) (Pre 20%, Flop 10%, Turn 9%)
Hero shows A A (Two Pair, Aces and Threes) (Pre 80%, Flop 90%, Turn 91%)
Hero wins 195 BB

This guy was something else. Just had to get it in 150ish deep with AA on a range that hits the button so hard it might have been mistaken for Mel Gibson hitting his wife.

This guy was like I have pocket charizards, it needs to go in. Donks take the darndest lines!

PokerStars - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 296.2 BB
SB: 162.6 BB (VPIP: 19.47, PFR: 15.93, 3Bet Preflop: 11.43, Hands: 117)
BB: 100 BB (VPIP: 5.88, PFR: 5.88, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 17)
UTG: 113.8 BB (VPIP: 16.67, PFR: 8.33, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 12)
MP: 128.4 BB (VPIP: 31.36, PFR: 24.58, 3Bet Preflop: 12.77, Hands: 122)
CO: 136.8 BB (VPIP: 34.78, PFR: 23.91, 3Bet Preflop: 8.11, Hands: 94)

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 6 8

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, SB raises to 9 BB, fold, Hero calls 6 BB

Flop: (19 BB, 2 players) T 7 9
SB bets 14 BB, Hero raises to 36 BB, SB raises to 153.6 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 117.6 BB

Turn: (326.2 BB, 2 players) 9

River: (326.2 BB, 2 players) 2

SB shows A A (Two Pair, Aces and Nines) (Pre 78%, Flop 4%, Turn 9%)
Hero shows 6 8 (Straight, Ten High) (Pre 22%, Flop 96%, Turn 91%)
Hero wins 312.6 BB

fyp. I'm here to help.

It is standard, Pokerstars pick some bad player and give him golden ticket to win everything with purpose to pissout other players and get some action. You should move up.

Wat? Am I the bad player with tickets made of gold or do I win to pissout to others? Confused.

Are animated GIFs allowed on this forum saw a great one of Bill Cosby shooting qualudes on the basketball court.

Heres a slamdunk of a hand. Donks take the darndest lines!

PokerStars - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 129.8 BB (VPIP: 29.63, PFR: 22.22, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 56)
Hero (SB): 133 BB
BB: 98.6 BB (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 25.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 4)
UTG: 109.6 BB (VPIP: 21.67, PFR: 16.29, 3Bet Preflop: 4.19, Hands: 1,094)
MP: 287.2 BB (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 25.00, 3Bet Preflop: 100.00, Hands: 5)
CO: 181 BB (VPIP: 6.25, PFR: 6.25, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 16)

Hero posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 6 7

fold, MP raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, Hero raises to 10 BB, fold, MP calls 7 BB

Flop: (21 BB, 2 players) J 7 6
Hero bets 16 BB, MP calls 16 BB

Turn: (53 BB, 2 players) 3
Hero bets 39 BB, MP raises to 261.2 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 68 BB and is all-in

River: (267 BB, 2 players) 4

Hero shows 6 7 (Two Pair, Sevens and Sixes) (Pre 22%, Flop 73%, Turn 82%)
MP shows T T (One Pair, Tens) (Pre 78%, Flop 27%, Turn 18%)
Hero wins 256 BB

Def need some giffage but it looks good so far.

I love how recreational players go completely berserk postflop when you 3-bet them

I imagine you get very excited over these hands as they play out. You should think about live streaming.

Naw not really. Just enjoy the BBV and trying to bring some life to it. Some positive fun.

Golden ticket confirmed.