Lol guess he wasn't shy

New favorite thread

Lmao this thread is just amazing. Unlike all the other ''degen story'' threads this guy actually posts the evidence like a true boss.

These are stories I can relate to when I was really depressed a year or two ago...you are a legend, and degeneral for life congrats, never change!!!

Damn, how much do you have to pay for car insurance, its gotta be a ton

I am currently un-insurable. Can vary depending on the car and the coverage. With my driving record I'm roughly $5k a year.

I'm kinda wondering why you're so law-abiding about not driving without a license, considering you're willing to go do time for an untold number of other things.

this is like watching the zapruder films of degeneracy. the odds that the biggest 21 yo degen on the east coast is also the one guy carrying around a camcorder to record it all are just staggering.

Well first I want to say I'm not looking to do time. It wasn't too bad when I was young and I was locked up with friends. At this age, I'll pass. Also getting caught driving without a license isn't necessarily something I will do time for. I have never been caught and would assume a fine for the first time. When my license is suspended I try not to drive. Then there is times I do. I have been pulled over a few times while revoked, but have been able to get away by giving different info. I have a good story about that very recently. Maybe I will write about that next. But the main reason I don't drive is because I can't register or insure a car in my name. If I bought a nice car and I was to get into an accident, I wouldn't be covered.

hahahahahah I never thought I would be donating those old videos to a poker forum when I took them.

Also love your avatar. I need one like that..

Ouch!

Scapegoat Switch

Just recently it was my gambling buddy James birthday. He wanted to go to Mohegan for the night even though he does this 2-3 times a week anyway. There was a concert that night and he had got a couple comp tickets for some older girls he knew from work. He had a room booked for us and one booked for them. He picks me up and I throw my bags in the car. I have a small care package gift for him, containing a bottle of Patron Silver because he loves tequila. A mix CD because he never has any good music in his car. A Drew Bledsoe rookie card because he loves the Patriots. Then a couple $10-$20 scratch tickets. My regular bottle a Patron was a nice gesture, but he told me to grab a box out of the back. It was a $180 bottle of Gran Patron Platinum he treated himself to. So my bottle was going to have to sit on the back burner tonight.

We arrive and check into our room. We were hungry so we hit Jordan's Steak House for dinner. He had a food comp so that was nice. We head back up to the room to shower and wait for the girls he knows to meet us for the tickets and room keys. I was hoping they were good looking, but no dice. They were about 35, run down looking broads who liked Rock & Roll. Maybe can use them for a back up plan if we can't find anything else. James had finished getting ready and we took a few shots of his Gran Patron. The smoothest tequila I have ever had BTW. Then he headed downstairs to play baccarat while I got ready. I'm finally fresh and head downstairs. The concert is starting to funnel out and I happen to bump into a girl I know from back home. She is happy to see me and has a stripper friend with her. I'm thinking this is a good start. She wants to hang out. So we exchange numbers and I stay in route to find James at the baccarat tables. He's losing but I tell him I bumped into some girls that want to hang out. He picks up down maybe $500 and we grab a drink. We start heading to the other side of the casino to gamble/drink when we seen the same girls at the craps table. She hit the 6 she had placed as soon as we walk up and we decide to head over to the lounge for drinks.

Everything is going fine. I am flirting with the friend of the girl I knew. She seems to be going along with it. But what do you expect, she is a stripper. James sneaks off to go meet the girls he knew from work. The girls I'm with say they have a room themselves for the night and ask me If I want to go upstairs to drink while they change. I was fine with that. On our way up we see James in the hotel lobby talking to one of the girls he knew. We figured he was trying to make a move and just laughed at him. We get upstairs and the girls are changing. They only have wine, so I tell them about the tequila in my room. We take shots and the girls are starting to get loose. We had back downstairs to look for James and gamble. He is nowhere to be found. We checked all his favorite tables. I gave up trying to call his phone after the 4th time. The girl I knew got on a craps table while we messed around on slots. The stripper chick then says she wants more shots. So we head back up to the room. She is pretty hot and is all over me once we get back. Starts kissing me and I couldn't take it no more, I bent her over and lifted her dress up. It was a fun 20 minutes or so. But it was only midnight, so the night was young.

We got right back downstairs and found James at the craps table with the girl I knew. I decided I was going to play black jack and everyone followed. I can be very loud when I'm drinking and gambling. I draw alot of attention. I was firing away in the $100 pit. Winning and losing while they just watched my antics. I didn't have my hat on and didn't like the way the the floor was looking at me. Then I seen one of the high ranking security suits inside the pit. I picked up my chips and got off the table. As I was walking away I handed James my chips while security followed and stopped me. They asked for ID, so I pulled out the ID I give them anytime I'm asked for it when I'm ejected. They weren't buying it this time. They asked me to come into the backroom. I tried to play it cool and agreed. Once back there, they had asked who I was again. I pulled out the same ID and my room key and handed it to him. I said I was staying in the hotel and don't see what the problem is. As he is turned around grabbing a paper off a desk behind him, he says "Well the problem is, your not who you say you are." Then puts an older surveillance photo of me in front of my face. At that point I say "listen, I'm not causing any problems. I'm just going to leave." He didn't accept that and said I wasn't going anywhere. I figured I would top that and not accept waiting for the state police to arrive. To get arrested for trespassing. So I turned around and made a run for the door. Another security guy got in my way and tried holding the door shut. He was an older man and I easily pulled open the door and slid out. James is waiting for me outside the backroom. I come running out just yelling for him to run!

Good thing he parked in the garage so we could just go straight to the car. I take the long way like and idiot without stopping. I passed a couple security guards who were kind of like "hey stop". I made it around the corner and yelled to James to hold the elevator door. We got in his car and took off out the garage. I still had all my bags in the room. I told James he would have to go back and grab them after. In the meantime were pretty drunk and still want to gamble. 15 minutes later we are pulling into Foxwoods. I'm ejected here also but hope a certain security supervisor isn't working. Well he is and immediately is aware I'm there. I wondered if Mohegan had called over. A security guard approaches me and I say I'm leaving. He asks me to wait, but James and I walk as fast as we can back to the garage. That sucks we didn't even get to gamble there. But a couple degens like us aren't accepting that. I suggest Twin River in Rhode Island. About an hour drive away. Its 230am by now and James has never been there. So I tell him I will drive because I know how to get there. Plus he is drunker than I am.

So I'm flying down the highway about 45 minutes into the drive. I have the music blasting and I'm doing 80 with no license. Then I slow down when I see the state trooper on the side of the road. It was too late and he was pulling out after me. I am screwed. I can't afford another DUI. I start telling James to give me his ID and grab the registration. I give them to the cop and he then asks James for ID. He says he doesn't have it but gives his real name after I just handed the license like it was me. WTF. The cop goes back to his car. I start bitching at him about not making up a name. He's too drunk to know better I guess. A minute later the cop comes back wanting to know who is who. I tell him I don't have my ID on me and just handed him James ID with his registration because he is the owner of the car. He then ask who has been drinking because he can smell alcohol. I am in much better shape than James and try to not talk too much as he is at the drivers side window. I deny drinking and tell the officer I wasn't driving to begin with as the fear of a DUI sets in. He say WTF do you mean. I said James asked me to switch seats. I said "this isn't my car, I wasn't driving". He says "How the **** did you two switch seats while I was right behind you?" We ignore him. He then asks James directly if he was driving. James coldly and blankly states "sir, you have my information." Now the cop gets pissed. He says "stop playing games, WERE YOU DRIVING?" Again James states "sir, you have my information." He calls for back-up at this point.

He asks me to get out the car. I do and hold it together pretty well. He asks if I have any ID or anything on me. I say no and give him another friends info. Due to the alcohol, I was off on a couple details. Like one number off on the address. 3 more officers had arrived. They came back to me and asked why I was off on the address and asked me for my social which I said I don't know. Then asked my height and I was off an inch. I stuck to my story that I wasn't driving and let them assume why we would have switched seats. They continued to question James and he stuck to the same line. This worked out well for me. I continued to play dumb and make excuses for why I was off on info. That I'm pretty irresponsible and never do anything that requires my social. That I live upstairs at my apartment so I consider my address one number higher than downstairs. Pretty ridiculous stuff but I just kept trying to come off as dumb as possible. They got James out the car and found a giant knife that James referred to as a K bar. They removed it for their own security. I tried to point out the fact of James veteran plates to give him a break. But they thought we were drug dealers after James told them he had $5k in his pocket.They asked to search the car and we agreed. I just tried to play it cool and stick to my story that I'm some dumb ass that don't work and don't have money. They have been trying to refer to us as having money the whole time. He even asked to have a look at my Louis Vuitton belt and say it looks expensive. I ignored him. One of the cops was crouched up in the rear of the SUV searching. He was going through James golf club bag and another cop said those clubs look expensive. When the cop commented about the clubs I said "I don't golf because I can't afford to." The cop in the rear shot his head around flaming from being at the end of his search and not finding anything barked "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" I sheepishly said "sorry it wasn't funny."

Well the searched turned up nothing and they didn't suspect me of being drunk at this point. But still they can't figure out if I am who I say I am. They started asking about my previous arrest info and luckily I know my friend well enough and was able to nail those questions. Than the parent lecture came so I knew we were in the clear. I apologized and they had us get back in the car and wait for our ticket. They back-up cops left and the original officer came back to the drivers side window. He handed me a speeding ticket for $300 to give to James because they believe he was driving. It was amazing. I pull off so happy and James was mother****ing me to death about how he got the ticket. I told him he will beat that easily. He was never found in the driver seat. That will never stand.

We were back on track to Twin River after an hour of being detained. I was so happy I told James to pass me the the Patron. He was smart and told me to wait till we got there. It was about 5am when we pulled in and we got right to gambling. I got a coffee cup with ice from the waitress and went back outside to fill it to the top with tequila. We played for a few hours while I celebrated my close call. Booked a small win and headed home at about 9am. It was a very interesting night. Only thing I had to deal with was the headache of getting my belongings back from Mohegan. But eventually that worked out.

Just got to page 5, nudes popped up, fortunately no one came by my office... ha

Starts kissing me and I couldn't take it no more, I bent her over and lifted her dress up. It was a fun 20 minutes or so.

lol

Possibly a rookie question here - but what the heck does this mean?

Subbed

I think it means using waaaay too much tongue. Small-to-moderate doses is good, a lot is just... bleh. "Middle school" is suggesting that girls at that age aren't good at figuring this out (they don't learn until HS-college) and this girl was just a bad kisser.

CORRECT! Ya in middle school it was like tonsil hockey.

I rarely post and I never rate threads. But I just logged in to give you 5 stars because you really deserve it. Thanks for taking the time to write this out and posting videos. You have a natural writing style which makes all the craziness seem believable and real. Writing style wise, I liked your first two posts the most but I enjoyed them all.

You are lucky to have a friend like Doc who took the fall. Treat him well for life. Also, Gianna's name is really spelled Giana but not that it matters. Just a FYI.

Keep posting even the mediocre stories when the time comes.

I never been big on writing or grammar. I'm glad your enjoying them and that you posted to let me know. As far as Doc he is one of the few people I can say is a genuine friend.

OP if you make any AC trips in the near future PM me.. Even tho I've been trying to give up gambling I would gladly take time off and have a complete degen night with a legend.

Amazing stories and writing style.

Not worthy

(We are) Not worthy

I don't get out there too often, but will get in touch if I do. We'll make a story out of it lol. My next story will be about one of my past AC trips.

+1