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Old 02-21-2017, 01:00 PM   #1726
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Want to add to that last post. I am currently ejected from both of my home casinos. I have faxed in my apology letters for the 2nd time and am up for review in July. I would bank on one allowing me back at best. But never know. A.C. would make a pretty decent destination.

Another thing I wanted to point out. I was open to any guess list suggestions or cuts. The original guess list I proposed was Strip Poker Steve, Poker Jay, Slot Guru, Ocean, and like 2 girls. The only one in there that I actually have respect for and wouldn't want to make a mockery of is Ocean. He is a monster degen with a great sense of humor. But is on the sharper side and wouldn't give the total embarrassment, sell your soul type of deal the 3 others would. As far as the girls, they would be randomly picked skanks I could care less about. Those 5 would be purely involved for amusement pleasure and how bad they will sell themselves when times are tough at the casino. I am crazy/borderline retarded when I drink, but I wouldn't do a 3rd of the things they would. With that being said I in no way cared about my "friends" getting a handout. Ocean is the only one that is my real friend.
Just reading this thread for the first time. I'm currently at this post. Just posting now to say...I REALLY hope this happened. Crossing fingers.
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Old 03-14-2017, 01:46 AM   #1727
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Coming up on a month of no updates. WD, you alive?
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Old 03-15-2017, 08:33 AM   #1728
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Coming up on a month of no updates. WD, you alive?
I've been back in Mass for a week now getting caught up on things. This weather is depressing though. FL>MA. I'll definitely get working on an update.

Also a fellow 2+2er got in touch with me and wanted to get a site up with these stories. I had no problem with it and he came through. Check it out www.degenlife.com

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Old 03-15-2017, 01:11 PM   #1729
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The Saga Continues...


So much has happened since this point, I'm having to really concentrate on the time-line of events. Things had become a blur of alcohol and laughs. But we all still managed to handle our work situation well as functioning Degenerates.



SCP finally sold his bombed out ride to a gay couple as I mentioned. He felt good about his $500 or so profit he booked. Max on the other hand was visibly sick day after day while trying to off that manual Jetta. It's so comical thinking back now, but it was dark times for him on the lot then. The A/C would intermittently work. So it got to the point where Max would drive the car around in the morning to make sure the A/C would kick on. Then be too scared to shut the car off. He didn't want it not working if a customer came in. So he would just let the car run all day. He would sit in it for hours, either re-posting ads or checking up on his wife back home. He wanted to make sure he didn't hear any rap music in the background. He would also have to mosey off to the gas station at least twice a day, to put a few bucks in the tank. Needed to keep that A/C blowing ice cold air. He did get a bunch of customers to come in, but most seemed to overlook the fact the car was a stick-shift in the ad. So they would quickly leave once they realized it in person. Max even lowered himself to doing out-calls. The best was when he drove 35 minutes out to meet an older gentleman in his late 60's to early 70's. Max made sure to confirm he was looking for a standard before leaving. Once he arrived they took it for a test-drive. The guy seemed like he loved the car and Max even gave the guy a price he couldn't refuse. About an hour or so went by of this guy talking to Max about all his life experiences. From his first job, to how much he loves all his grand-kids. Then he dropped it on Max, "I'll tell ya, I love the car! And the price is a steal, but.... I'm just not a fan of the Blue." Max was ***** sick. Like this ***** guy didn't see the color of the car in the ad. He contemplated offering to have the car painted, but then realized he would be taking a huge loss on the car. So he just defeatedly made the return trip to the dealership. Good news is, a few days later he sold the car for a $700ish profit.

So even though these two had finally made their first sale, the profit wasn't enough to stop their bleeding bankroll. So some nights we would just take it easy and gamble for $20 buy-ins to avoid the Orlando nightlife. Money started to get extremely tight for Max, so we would wager other things. My favorite was the 3 way freeze-out, where the winner got to tell the first one out what their go-to bidding move was at the auction the next day. Most people just raise their hands to bid. Ramon liked to just wink. I even seen a guy pull one of the complimentary bananas out the back of his jeans like it was holstered and aim it at the auctioneer. But when I took down the freeze-out, I made sure Max had to pay for donking out first. You may think I'm bull-****ting, but poor Max had to stick his hand down his jeans. Make sure the fly was unzipped, then extend his index finger through and wiggle it for the bid. We were in tears watching this. He almost didn't do it, claiming he was scared he may get arrested. But me and SCP threatened him enough to pay up.

When we went out though, it was business as usual. Papi Perfecto was serious about his nightlife game. Sundays were always his favorite day. He would tell his wife he had to work, but just show up to 55 early with a cooler. Always trying to reenact that first pool party when we arrived. By 3pm he would be wasted, but that wouldn't stop him. This Sunday in particular I wasn't drinking heavy. Papi was off and running though. Around 7pm his wife started calling my phone looking for him. She figured he should be on his way home from work, but he was downtown not answering her calls. So I had to cover for him, all while pretending I hadn't drank. Papi was with a few other guys at a club called Native. Nothing interesting going on, so Max and I headed over to Graphiti Junktion for our usual nachos. I talked to his wife and told her I would stay sober and keep an eye on him for her.



About an hour later when I got to Native, it wasn't just him standing around having a drink with a couple other people. It was bottles and sparklers in a section upstairs. Everyone had come out the woodwork. Tone, Debo, Jay(Debo's cousin), SCP, the 11, plus a few other guys I've never introduced yet. I was actually intending on babysitting him, but I couldn't resist pouring drinks on drinks. Perfecto was out of his mind because the 11 was there. She had been dodging him for a bit, but tonight he was spending. The waitress had the company card and Papi told her it will never get declined.





The correspondence of texts between Steph(wife) and me became vague and dwindled into the night. All while Papi was trying to put on a show, he even had SCP run up to the building to get the "Rolex" SCP had. He then made sure to let everyone in the club now he had a Rolley on. I was mingling with other girls, but couldn't help myself. I had to spark up conversation with the 11. She seemed to not like his behavior at the time, especially how drunk he was. He was very protective of her, but seemed to let us sit on the couch and talk together. He wanted to bring her back to the apartment even though she didn't want to. So I did what any real friend would do. I smoothly talked her into going back with us. I explained to her, we should keep him happy. He spent a ton tonight and is going to pass out as soon as we get there. So he signed for the bill and everyone headed back to 55.



Once we got to the apartment, Papi laid down just like I anticipated. I made a round of Patron shots with everyone, then motioned to the 11 to go out to the hallway. That's when we made a dash for her studio(the one Papi is paying for). I'll be honest, that pussy was good and I can see why he was so obsessed with her. He claims "It ain't tricking if you got it". Zero chance I would be a sucker paying for it like him though. I mean, I may buy her some groceries or something. But this man was deep in debt because of her at this point.



The next day everyone was late to work expect for Tone. Papi didn't know I had slid off at that point, but I could tell he had remembered her and I talking a bunch the night before. It was whatever, she was banging everyone anyway. Plus Max and I were heading home the end of that week. Work just went back to normal. Max bought a Hyundai Sante Fe at the auction with the last of his money. Something was wrong with the brakes and he was sick because he had no extra money to fix them. He seemed really more concerned with getting home to his wife then anything else at that point. It was time for SCP to get another car, but he was too short on cash to buy one. He told us he was waiting on some money.

Things started to come to light when we opened an envelope that was mailed to the dealership for him. He was out running errands, so we took it upon our-selves to read his mail. Inside was ten $100 bills and a blank postcard of roses. I immediately thought about how SCP already knew Strip Poker Steve from the past. After some severe interrogating when he got back to the dealership, he told us he had previously worked at the same club as SPS. That this money was from a guy "friend" he met while working there. What are the ***** odds, I somehow end up, linked up with the only two Gay for Pay Poker Degens in the world. There's probably others out there, but you know what I mean. We all abused him for this, but he remained adamant that this was strictly platonic.



In the meantime Debo(the Power Strip) was getting busy with a record label. He had filled the apartment with CD's and was trying to push them at every strip club and street corner in Orlando. His boy Swag was trying to get his rap career going. He's funny as hell sometimes, could probably get a comedy career going. We helped as much as we could by wearing the Fat Swag tees he gave us. Also blasting his CD while we drove around.



www.instagram.com/fatswag1008/

SCP was able to find a another car at the auction that week. We steadily kept on him about his income. Even got a hold of his phone and found a selfie on it. He really wanted us to delete it, but it was much more fun showing it to someone after he just got done talking their ear off.

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Max was actually heading home a couple days before me. Since he was broke I took him out to Wahlburgers(he loves the Wahl sauce) for dinner on me the night before he left. I also gave him a couple hundred so he didn't land back home empty handed. He said he would pay me back out of the sale of his SUV. He was ecstatic when I closed the deal with a customer the day after he left. I couldn't let the guy test-drive the car because it had no brakes, but he still bought it anyway. I deducted my money and his rent for the following month. He then asked me to invest the remaining funds into another car for him. So he would have some cash to come back to in a couple weeks. I let Papi handle that as I was flying out the following day. I said my goodbyes, then told SCP to keep watch on Papi. I instructed Papi not to drink while I was gone and let SCP know he had to report everything back to me. I didn't want Perfecto squandering any of my money.

To be continued....
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Old 03-15-2017, 01:44 PM   #1730
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That's ****ing fantastic that you smashed the 11....she's bad. Squeeze some pics out of her and share with the boys?

That track in the background of you guys at the club popping bottles is one of my favorite Hov tracks...there are some bomb clubs out here in Scottsdale but not many that play good hip hop.
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Old 03-17-2017, 03:27 AM   #1731
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Things started to come to light when we opened an envelope that was mailed to the dealership for him. He was out running errands, so we took it upon our-selves to read his mail. Inside was ten $100 bills and a blank postcard of roses. I immediately thought about how SCP already knew Strip Poker Steve from the past. After some severe interrogating when he got back to the dealership, he told us he had previously worked at the same club as SPS. That this money was from a guy "friend" he met while working there. What are the ***** odds, I somehow end up, linked up with the only two Gay for Pay Poker Degens in the world. There's probably others out there, but you know what I mean. We all abused him for this, but he remained adamant that this was strictly platonic.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Old 03-17-2017, 03:35 AM   #1732
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Old 03-17-2017, 04:30 AM   #1733
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Old 03-17-2017, 04:34 AM   #1734
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I'm 100% sure that SCP has sucked and jerked a dick not attached to himself in the past.

WarmDeck you a Baddddd Man smashing Papi's slut he's sugar daddy for. Much respect because he needs to understand just the type of Ho she is.

Max/Beetle Bailey... Oh man that boy is lucky that a small part of you loves him like a brother.

BTW any update on what Poker Jay has been up to?
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Old 03-17-2017, 05:40 PM   #1735
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I'm 100% sure that SCP has sucked and jerked a dick not attached to himself in the past.

WarmDeck you a Baddddd Man smashing Papi's slut he's sugar daddy for. Much respect because he needs to understand just the type of Ho she is.

Max/Beetle Bailey... Oh man that boy is lucky that a small part of you loves him like a brother.

BTW any update on what Poker Jay has been up to?
No actual proof of SCP handling a foreign dick yet..

Beetle Bailey has a very interesting plot twist within a few stories.

Funny you ask about Poker Jay. I haven't interacted with him much over the past year. But I'm about 90% sure he's moving down to Orlando next month. Gotta put his Degen ass to work. If he commits, guaranteed good PJ stories to come.
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Old 03-19-2017, 06:04 PM   #1736
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Really appreciate the stories, always well written and extremely hilarious
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Old 03-21-2017, 01:15 PM   #1737
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I saved this one for a few days and I can tell you that I'm glad I did.

I want to witness this **** in person at some point. Hope this is a long-term venture.
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Old 03-22-2017, 01:10 PM   #1738
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I never condone this typa behavior but tbh you probably did good smashin the 11, that girl's already done enough damage to him financially as it is and Ramon seems like the kind of person who would make excuses to let it continue unless something like this happens to him

U guys should really sit him down and talk him into letting that thot go, even tho he'll have a grudge for a while, the fact that she's lettin the squad smash behind his back might be enough to finally get him to pull the plug lol

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Damnnnnn WD, arms looking jacked AF homie. What kinda workout routine you doing?
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What up SPS?
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Warm deck.. this is fu@$ing golden!
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Fall Break to Mass




Max was already in Mass being a Cuckold before my departure. He was vague with details. Only thing he relayed to me was that she was looking for money and not putting out. I told him we would talk more when he picked me up from the airport.



Considering it was a Friday when Papi dropped me off at MCO, I decided to get started early. I found myself at the bar drinking before boarding. I had been in contact with Max, and the game-plan was to hit a strip-club as soon as I arrived. He wanted to go out and blow off some steam from the way the wife had been treating him. I continued with the complimentary vodka and cranberries on the flight. Also made sure to kick up the extra couple bucks for in-flight texting. That allowed me to keep in touch with Mr. Cuckold. About an hour into the flight, he backed out of our plans. Claimed the wife was going out. So he needed to watch his son while she got ****ed, long-dick style. He assured me that him and Max Jr. would be awaiting my arrival to transport me home still. But being 5 drinks or so in, I opted out. I did manage to quickly find a replacement ride. Just a regular whore I had banged a few times. She was at a nearby bar drinking already.



I accompanied her back to that bar for more drinks. I had some pocket cash on me from forcing SCP to pay me back the money he owed me before I left. I was cool with him being #gay2paymeback. So he had to divvy up one of his frequent packages with me. Anyway, I was getting the itch to gamble. This whore didn't want to drive far, so I decided to hit a local cash game. I bumped into Poker Jay there. I hadn't seen him for over 6 months because he was locked up. He instantly handed me a $20 bill. I forgot he owed me it over some deal a while back. Maybe he thought I was there to collect. I laughed at him and told him to keep it. I bought in for $500 and just kept raising to $55 pre which was pissing everyone off. It was only a $1-$2 game, and caused PJ to cash out quickly. As soon as I got trapped for my first buy-in, I reloaded for $1k. Being the sucker at the table I was able to convince everyone to play NLO. About an hour later I was up $100 and decided to get on with the night.

I finally made it to a strip-club where I donated my profit to a dancer. There wasn't anything too entertaining going on. Felt like I was pretty much done with the night. Since the whore who picked me up was still with me, I decided it was best to leave and make her give me a blowjob on a nearby side-street. She did it passionately, swallowed, then brought me home. I brought my luggage inside and felt great getting into a real bed as opposed to an air mattress.



Waking up in Mass was a huge letdown after being in Florida for a few weeks. Life had seemed so fast the few weeks prior. Besides my mattress, only other thing that felt good, was getting into my Bimmer. I didn't have a ton of things on my to-do list. My only real chore was to check up on Papi to make sure business was running right. So I quickly decided to reach out to SPS for a casino run.




I don't remember where I left off with Strip Poker Steve updates. But I personally hadn't seen him in a while. His wife still had a restraining order on him. Seemed like they were both content with the relationship being over. SPS had been on a tough run of cards and luck. He was living in a community apartment where he got his own bedroom, but shared a kitchen, living room, and bathroom with about 5 others. His rent was about $100 a week which his sugar daddy would pay for him. SPS had fleeced him for so much he could barely afford covering the rent for him. So SPS would have to do side-jobs, hand-jobs, and other odd-jobs for extra cash to play poker and cover his car payment. He had also just recently met girl on Tinder. She had 2 kids and just separated from her heroin using hubby. From what SPS told me, this new relationship was fantastic. He did family activities like bowling, b-day parties, even hiking in the woods. Only downside he revealed to me was that he would have to sneak around to see her. She lived at home with her mother, and for some undisclosed reason, the mother already had a restraining order on SPS. Hes getting good at those I guess. So waiting around the block for the mother to go to work was a common theme for him.



Aside from finding the love of his life, he realized he was a bit washed up in the escort department. It was time to find an actual job. With his background and work history, it was slim pickings for employment. He landed a $12 an hour job at C&S, selecting food orders in a freezer warehouse. Prostitute and Poker Player doesn't fit too well on a resume. SPS was willing to hit the casino as long as I staked him. I had no problem with that. It was amusing to get caught up on how rough life had been treating him. I put him in for $200 buy-in at 2-5 and we were able to sit next to each other. We both drank while he played awful as usual. He managed to blow 3 buy-ins while I ran amazing. My drinking and table banter caused people to pay me off time after time.



One hand I remember UTG limped for $5 as I also did with AQ. Limped around for a 6-way pot where the BB checked his option. Flop came down KJ6. UTG led for $40, I called, and the SB called too. 3-way to the T I was hoping for on the turn. Checked to UTG who led for $285 this time. I just called and the SB folded. River is the 8, so I start talking trash to UTG because we're heads up now. He put out $475 that he was never gonna see again. I have him covered and jam on him. He had good size stack to start the hand, so the call was about $1,350 more. He thought for about a minute, then called it off. I tabled my hand, tipped the dealer, apologized to him for the tough beat, and he took the walk of shame. Poker can appear too easy some days.



So SPS losing $600 on me didn't sting too much when I cashed out $5,150. We had played into the early hours and just decided to grab breakfast before I went back to the hotel room to crash. I didn't get too much sleep, so I figured it was best to just head home instead of playing more.

Back home there wasn't too much going on. I had check in periodically with SCP to see what Papi was up to. Seemed like he was at the strip-club for lunch everyday with the 11. Sometimes he was out clothes shopping with her. Cars sales were slowing down too. He was out of control. There was one day where he sold 2 cars back to back and figured he should celebrate. It was mid-afternoon when I started getting text from Papi that a stripper was going to the dealership. He even sent me a pic of her. I brushed it off, until the FaceTime call came in. There she was naked riding him in the dealership. I was shocked. His cousin Tone was there and they ran a train on her. I din't know at the time, but later found out from Tone she was actually a hooker. They split her cost of $250.

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I was living the slow-life and Max always seemed like he was babysitting. I did manage to get him to come out drinking one night. It started out a good time. We hit some different bars, then a strip-club. I found a stripper who was wasted. She was down for whatever. So I started to make plans with Max to take her to a hotel so we could gang-bang her. He had been telling me for a couple weeks that he was completely done with the wife. So I figured he was about it. But he kept making excuses about having to be up early. Complaining it was getting too late, when it was only midnight. I finally just slapped him for whining like a *****.

I called him and apologized the next day. I genuinely felt bad, especially when he said I chipped his tooth. He was watching his son and told me he was heading to Wal-Mart for diapers. Trying to make up for slapping him, I headed over to Wal-Mart to surprise him. Figured I would buy him and his son lunch. I was standing out front waiting for him to pull-in. He didn't come walking up with his son though. He was walking with the wife. It was real awkward and he was so embarrassed when I seen them together. He was really going on about how he was over her and only speaks to her if it involves their kid. I ended up just saying hi and bye. Cuckolds are gonna to Cuckold I guess.

He called me a few hours later and explained that she made him go buy diapers with her while his grandmother watched the kid. It was whatever, I just didn't want to listen to it anymore. We got to planning our return trip to Orlando. He was completely broke aside from the car Papi had bought for him. He even borrowed $200 from me against the sale of that car. A plane ticket was a bit too pricey for him at the moment, so I came up with a great idea. I bought an SUV off a friend of mine that was trying to get rid of it badly. It had some problems, but he guaranteed it could withstand the haul down south. So I gave him $1,800 for it. I would fix a couple problems and sell it down there. So not only would I profit, I would get Max down there for just the gas and tolls it cost. Even better, I was now able to get my poker setup brought down. This was a grand plan.



So Max showed up to load the SUV two days before my flight. He planned on crashing at his brothers place in North Carolina. We should be arriving at the same time the way we planned it. I gave him $300 for gas, Redbulls, tolls, and Fritos. He was beyond excited. It had been a somewhat uneventful trip back home. But we were fired up for the return.
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Oohhhhh, Papi Perfecto poppin prostitute pussy on company time and company dime!
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I'm going to wear this meme out over time. You don't even need to know who Max is to appreciate this/have it speak to you.
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Old 03-23-2017, 05:24 PM   #1748
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Damn man I have a strong feeling J is going to have to alpha dog Papi and take financial control of the business if it is going to survive his degeneracy. The Degeneral needs to get the troops in order back in O-Town.

I felt bad for you slapping Max... Until you saw him with the wife and basically confirmed that he deserved to be slapped like a little *****.

That Ho was fine tho lol can't be TOO mad at that $500 it just can't be a habit
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Old 03-23-2017, 05:57 PM   #1749
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A+ per usual
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Old 03-24-2017, 01:45 AM   #1750
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Re: *DISCLAIMER* I do not approve of any of my actions and am aware they reflect negatively

[QUOTE=Natamus;51918988
I felt bad for you slapping Max... Until you saw him with the wife and basically confirmed that he deserved to be slapped like a little *****. [/QUOTE]

lmao same

reminds me of a kid I know finding out his girl cheated on him with 3 guys in 1 day at separate times. dude said he pulled the plug on the relationship and we were all glad & there for him. We all felt bad until literally the next day we saw them holding hands in public lol smh
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