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11-23-2015 , 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: Seattle
Posts: 1

Can confrim, am idiot.
11-23-2015 , 09:07 PM
RIP WD
11-24-2015 , 05:40 AM
He ain't wrong though, WarmDeck, this thread must live on. You might have an interesting life but the rest of us live ours vicariously through your stories
Thanks for all your time and effort.
11-24-2015 , 06:28 AM
Warmdeck banned? if so why.
11-24-2015 , 07:06 AM
hes not banned
11-30-2015 , 04:01 AM
5* Would Read Again, Thanks WD.
11-30-2015 , 08:48 AM
Subbing cause I'm lazy.
12-03-2015 , 12:33 AM
Dare I say WarmDeck has motivated me... To do something good (get back in shape) well played on the fitness WD
12-03-2015 , 12:57 AM
Warmdeck lives, god be praised
12-03-2015 , 03:32 AM
Good **** on the progress. What's your routine like?
12-03-2015 , 04:49 AM
PART 2 PART 2 NSFW

Spoiler:

Last edited by Morphismus; 12-06-2015 at 03:29 PM. Reason: NSFW
12-03-2015 , 08:44 AM
Legends never die
12-03-2015 , 10:20 AM
boss
12-05-2015 , 11:25 AM
trillvill
12-05-2015 , 12:57 PM
Good job, WD

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12-05-2015 , 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by RuyLopezCUH
Good job, WD

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ban
12-06-2015 , 01:28 PM
Stories have been great! WD has a great timing of comedy in his writing style that I bet is natural to the way he talks, I think that is what everyone likes about it (and backing his s*** up). Took a couple of weeks to get through this thread, well worth the time investment.

Reason for posting!!! I don't post, mainly just lurk but suffered a bad run of cards last night in poker and finely succumb to turning in a major lost (worst this year). Cashing in the remaining chips in my pocket I asked myself; what would WarmDeck do (WWWDD)? Well, I knew exactly WWWDD, I went and hit nickel numbers on the rorowheel. I didn't get back to even but put a nice dent in my losses. Thought about snapping a pic when I hit 12 with 3 on and 3 split because I know WD expects proof but realized I wasn't that kind of boss and kept the camera phone in the pocket.
12-14-2015 , 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by WarmDeck
Roulette Fun

This story takes place December 2011. I plan a trip to the casino with my GF and some others. I thought it would be nice to get everyone together for a night on me. So I invite my step-sister and her BF who I do side business with. Also her cousin which is my step fathers nephew and his wife which is a long time friend of my GF. Poker Jay also weaseled his way in. So I head down with my GF and we get to Mohegan Sun at about 6PM. I was comped two regular rooms because of my players club card and check in. I drop bags in room and proceed downstairs with the $2k I brought. Lose my routine $40 shot at slots and head to single-zero roulette wheel.

During this time frame I believe I am a roulette wizard. I win almost every time I play and am up about $25k in past month and a half on roulette. I've only been playing it seriously for 2 months BTW. Good ole beginners luck. So I really believe in dealer signature, number pairing, and where they release ball. So I buy in for $500 in colored nickels. Watch a couple spins and start placing numbers. I play sections and hit right way with $150 spread out for $700. A four chip number. Next couple spins I'm spreading out $300 or so and am breaking even on two chip numbers. Then hit a six chip number for $1050 and take $500 over. Cant remember exact number that just hit, but on the board the last time that number hit, 22 came after. So I loaded up 22 with $155 I think and about $500 total spread out. BANG! 22.. I take $5k over, tip the dealers, and spread the rest of my chips out. Was roughly $1k and I hit a 3 chip number for $525. I tell dealer to color me up for another purple and leave $40 for them. I'm pretty happy with this solid start to the trip.

So now I head to cage to cash in and ask for my $6k in all 20's. Yes twenties, I'm just in that kind of a mood. Wanted to feel like a real Big-Shot. I head over to pick up 4 comp tickets for the Jennifer Lopez show that night and head back to lobby to meet my girl and everyone else who just arrived. Now a little background on my guests. My step-sister and I met in 2005 and hung out for a couple year mostly just on drinking nights. We don't necessarily get along as well anymore. Not sure the reason but she can be very fake. Her BF I've known for close to 2 years since they started dating and he sure knows how to burn money. I believe he blew close to $30k on blackjack and owed money everywhere. I would make money off him by bankrolling his weed plays and juice him on the front. We got along good but things got bad at a certain point about the money he owed me and him not having the weekly payments. Now my step-sisters cousin was a little older than me and I've never really liked him. He always gave off that dirtbag vibe. His wife I went to school with and she was very good friends with my girl. She is nice and we've always got along good. I actually banged her years before. Anyway I give them their room keys for the room they're sharing and flash my winnings. U could see the sour look in the eyes of both guys.

We all head up to the rooms and get unpacked. Then I take them all down to lounge so they can get drinks and eat before show. I also see my host while we are there and I try to give him a Christmas gift of a $200 gift card. Im in the giving mood since my new found gold mine roulette has been so good to me. He tells me policy has changed and he can't accept cash or gift cards. I end up giving it to my GF and tell her to use it for Christmas shopping. Poker Jay finally arrived and calls me looking for a C-note. I meet him, he's off to the 1-5 stud game and I'm off to the room to shower and get dressed while everyone else goes to show.

I get done and my GF and them are still in show so I call up my buddy Chris who lives near casino. I've known him for a couple years and we get along good. I stake him in poker sometimes and we party alot. Overall he's a good guy. So him and Jay meet me back in the room and I get a couple grey goose bottles, carafe of OJ, and a carafe of cranberry sent up. I have Jay set up my stereo and we make drinks. We go downstairs to meet everyone after show and have more drinks. Then the girls separate for dancing and the guys to gamble. After a couple hours of playing like a maniac, I have only $3k left. I lost almost all my profit and gave my step-sisters BF a couple hundred to play with. Everyone had went back to room by now and was going to sleep.

At this point I am determined to win my money back. So only me and Chris left and he is just railing me on a roulette table. I buy in for $1k and am spreading $200 a spin. There is another gentleman on the table who is losing too. Dealer is bricking every spin for us. So like 4th spin I start to root for a number neither of us have as a joke, and when it hits the guy goes insane on me. I basically tell him to relax and if he can't handle losing he shouldn't gamble and laugh it off. He then goes "you think it's funny? I'll kick your ass!". He is older than me and has been drinking and is not a threat. But my buddy Chris jumps up in my defense like hes ready to fight the guy. Creates quite a scene and security comes. Security decides to tell me to leave table and go to my room. There was some favoritism being played, I feel it was the age issue and security automatically assumes we were the problem. Chris ends up getting a 24 hour ejection and is escorted out as he curses at every security guard. They did let him go un-register for a tournament I pre-registered him for the next day. He's gone and I head back to room.


Jay is in one bed sleeping and my GF is in other. I decide this is no fun so I head back downstairs to play blackjack on a table that a girl I've been talking to is dealing at. +$500 and a shoe and a half later security comes up and tells me I'm gone. He states that he told me to return to my room and not come back down. I get a permanent ejection and have my photo taken. They escort me up to my room and I wake Jay and my GF telling them we have to leave. We pack and head down to valet. Its 4am and we all have been drinking so we do not want to take hour ride home. We get room down the street at a Holiday Inn. My girl goes right to bed and me and Jay keep drinking. We take her keys and head down to parking lot to head back to casino to gamble. ******ed yes I know. She calls my phone complaining about us trying to go back and demands we bring car back. She meets us in parking lot and says shes going home. We decide to stay with no car. I call up the dealer I've been talking to and have her meet me at Holiday Inn because she just got off work. I'm drunk and offer her a drink. She declines cause it's daylight out and I end up smashing it anyway. I then ask her for ride back to casino because I figure it will be new security shift. I check into comp room under my own name and head up the elevators. As soon as I turn corner off elevator, one of the lower level security guards who was present earlier is waiting to go down. I tell him I had no place to stay and give him $300 tip. He seems cool about it and lets us go. Twenty minutes later security is at our door. **** gotta go I guess. They seem pretty irritated with me. I try to leave and they hold elevator doors and wait for tribal police. They then held me until state police arrived which gave me a simple trespass citation. Told me not to return and sent me off in a taxi. Well we could go home but **** it I still wanna gamble.

"Take me to the Bellissimo!" I demanded to the cab driver. This is a hotel near the neighboring casino Foxwoods. You might think why I didn't go there in the first place. I'm actually ejected from there at the time too. I check into presidential suite and get a little sleep. That afternoon we wake up and call Chris because we have no car. He comes and meets us. We call the girl dealer and we all hang out. In mean time I'm dealing with phone calls about my GF losing the $200 gift card I gave her and her cell phone missing. Also I am missing a $300 pair of sunglasses I let my step-sisters cousin wear the night before. Eventually I find out he took them home and will give me them. Anyway I have like $2k on me and head to Foxwoods. I dust it off relatively quickly after food and drinks. We head back to room and I decide to call another friend of mine from back home. He comes down to casino to play poker daily so I ask him to pick up $2k from my house and bring it down to me. He arrives a couple hours later.

I head back to Foxwoods and straight to the single-zero wheel but decide to leave the cooler AKA poker Jay in the room. I let Chris play with $300 hoping he would have better luck than me. But he lost and said he was gonna take a walk. I buy in for $700 and about 12 spins later I had $10k in chips. I was relieved. I met Chris to grab a bite to eat then he dropped me back off at the hotel. Went to sleep and the next day Chris gave us a ride back home. Also a side-note, after a month or so of investigating the missing gift card I was given what,where, and when the money was used. I concluded my step-sister had stole it as she spent some of the money off it on her Secret Santa gift selection at our family Christmas. After she spent weeks blaming her cousin and his wife claiming she knew for a fact but not to confront them about it because they gave her the $200 to repay me. Haven't talked to her since.
I love your stories. Please post a picture of Poker Jay!!!!!!!
12-14-2015 , 01:48 AM
Tons of pics of him itt
12-14-2015 , 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Boilerup69
I love your stories. Please post a picture of Poker Jay!!!!!!!
Nvm saw one later just had to keep reading ha
12-28-2015 , 08:47 PM
Happy holidays WD, hope you got to degen.
12-29-2015 , 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by rocksquid
Happy holidays WD, hope you got to degen.
Considering that at least 2 of the more ridiculous stories are around christmas/new year I would be surprised if he didn't
01-10-2016 , 09:04 PM
wud up warmdeck.

Sick beamer!!
01-21-2016 , 07:38 PM
This guy is a straight maniac
02-04-2016 , 03:48 AM
As someone from Western Mass I'm not surprised too much by the stories, just that he seemed to get away with it for so long half of Pittsfield is in jail for doing 1/10th of this stuff.



This truly shocked me.


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