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12-15-2014 , 04:11 PM
Update?
12-16-2014 , 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO
Update?
I have a story in mind to write up, just haven"t got around to it yet.. I've faxed over letters to Foxwoods & Mohegan for their January reviews. Hoping to spike at least one of the two. Need these ejections rescinded! Also planning a trip to AC late in about 5 weeks. Trying to bring the crew. Hopefully you can make it out too..

The Guru has been hard at work trying to build a roll for the few days out there.
Spoiler:



All while dreaming about hands like this..
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while Poker Jay is in the losers lounge..

12-19-2014 , 12:19 PM
Just hope PJ don't catch a hanger.
12-19-2014 , 11:30 PM
I can relate to that last story.I hate owing people money as well and pretty much never borrowed from anyone then from 2 of my best friends and small amounts.I owe this "friend" of mine 200 euros for a couple of months now.I called him a couple of times to meet up and to give it to him, and he`s giving me the same excuses as the guy in your story, he also haven`t called me back a couple of times.

I felt exactly like you for the first couple of weeks and now i`m like should i even pay him back when he`s acting like this, really not sure what`s the deal with this guy.
He`s not friends with anyone i know anymore, and still lives with his parents so don`t know if showing up to his doorstep is the right thing to do.

Should i just go to his house and give him the money back or leave it to his parents ?

Sorry for the wall of text WD, been a fan of the thread for a while just too lazy to post.
12-21-2014 , 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by WarmDeck
I have a story in mind to write up, just haven"t got around to it yet.. I've faxed over letters to Foxwoods & Mohegan for their January reviews. Hoping to spike at least one of the two. Need these ejections rescinded!
I don't know if you already posted about this or not (you posted about some old bans that had gotten lifted I know), but what's the current reason you're 86'd from those 2 casinos?
12-25-2014 , 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by WarmDeck
So I was talking to a friend of mine today. I had told him about this thread and the stories I've been writing. I let him know about the positive responses and how even some have recommended writing a book. He also encouraged me to do so, given that he knows many of my stories and they would make for some interesting reading material. I am almost clueless as to what steps I would take in doing something like that. I do enjoy to write these stories and genuinely enjoy the thought of fellow gamblers/degenerates taking their time to read and be entertained. I do think it would be a ton of work, but would be something nice to show for my 10 years of degeneracy. What do you guys think??
You will have a compelling book if you choose to write it. I see your tales being made into a movie, it would be gritty and funny and I think you could pitch a script based upon your degeneracy! Keep the stories coming, you are writing a movie right here, rock on!!!
12-29-2014 , 05:33 PM
Polish Refugee


Not exactly sure who will find this story interesting or entertaining. Just please bare with me as I begin to ramble. This time-line will have to start at the young age of 14 for me. Freshmen year of high school and a troublesome time of chasing girls. Middle school was cool, because you could hook up with your classmates fairly easily. Making out with girls at the park or going up a shirt during the time of school being let out and the parents getting home from work happened all the time. But when you got to high school things changed. The girls were mature all of a sudden and wanted mature guys, AKA guys with a car basically. So with the younger girls still in their middle school ways, and the girls your age chasing guys with a bare minimum of a permit. It became extremely difficult to get on base. Oh ya, and definitely forget about bagging a girl older than you. Same odds as flopping a straight flush. So I decided to take the easy route and chase a raging whore a town over.

Lucky for me, this raging whore was somehow a friend of a girl that I was friends with. So the networking began. I had heard about this Polish girl with a nice rack hooking up with guys I knew. A good friend of mine was actually dating her at the time. I use the term dating loosely, because looking back, she was most likely hooking up with 5 other guys at the time. But who knows. I wanted my go around with this girl, but sucks that my close friend was dating her. So when luck shuts the front door, you have to come in through the window. That's exactly what I did. Slid my way right in. Next thing I knew, we were dating.

Over the next few weeks, it was a lot of messing around. Everything but actual sex. A bunch of talking on the phone until her dad got home and started yelling at her in Polish. Then she would call me 2 hours later saying how he beat her(most likely for having black guys in the house while he was at work). He was from Poland, and was either racist or didn't like the idea of guys banging his daughter. Probably both. So this went on for a month or so and I finally got bumped out of rotation.

I don't hear too much about her over the next couple years. Which brings me to a New Year's Eve party I was at when I was 16. The party was good and I had more luck with the ladies at this time since I did have a permit. The girl I was friends with from earlier showed up with the Polish Pig. I thought to myself what a perfect time to finally bang this girl since I never did when I was younger. So a few drinks and 30 minutes later, I had her in the bathroom listening to how she missed me and how good I looked. I could care less, just wanted to seal the deal. Which I did rather quickly. Upon completion, I exited the bathroom swiftly and high-fived a few friends. I got on with the party, until a friend proposed we go and pick up a couple girls who needed a ride to the party. Only problem was, neither of us had a license. That didn't matter considering I had a few drinks in me. I had a permit and been to a few driving classes. Only other problem was neither of us had a car. Our quick fix decision was to take the father of the kid throwing the party spare keys.

We were off. Drunk at 16 on New Year's Eve with no license, driving a stolen car. All for the idea of picking up some easy girls. Wouldn't you know a cop got behind me and tailed me for a bit. He then decided to turn the lights on and pull me over. Most likely because I was scared to death and was doing like 20 in a 35. So I pulled over, and had to think quick. I looked at the passenger and told him to get out and run. On the count of 3 we both took off running. We were next to a lake, so with it being winter I made my escape on the ice. My friend decided to hide under a row boat while I backtracked down the shore line on the ice. I finally got onto land and kept running. Once I was at least a mile away I went to a pay phone. I called my mom and told her I needed a ride. She picked me up and brought me home. I was so glad I dodged the charges.

All the relief I felt from escaping disappeared once I found out my friend had been apprehended and gave my name up at the police station under fear of his step-dad threatening him. So I got summoned into juvenile court for some minor charges of use without authority and driving without a license. My father was friends with a Probation Officer at the court and I ended up with a slap on the wrist. You make think where am I going with this story. I'm not exactly sure, but I did give a rambling warning in the first couple lines.

Remaining off topic, let's jump ahead to about the age of 26. Also keeping the Polish Pig in mind. I hadn't heard much else about her over the years, except that she moved to Miami and became a stripper. Also that she banged Story Cory when she was younger. Anyway, by this time I was a casino Degen and loved to plan trips with friends to the casino. Growing up on rap music gave me a good excuse to get friends up there for the Jay-Z concert at Mohegan. I booked a couple rooms and managed to scrape together 8 comp tickets from my casino contacts. There ended up being about 10 of us, split guys and girls. A poker buddy of mine had brought his girl roommate and a friend of hers. Also a couple guy friends of his. I invited up a few girls and my friend Rocky from some of my other stories. Things started off pretty normal with the pre-concert excitement. The girls were getting into their fancy dresses and Rocky was getting ****ed up. He was a walking pharmacy. I watched him ingest 4 different types of drugs in a 20 minute span. I can remember knocking on the door to the room telling him that we were heading down to the concert. He opened the door with powdered cocaine all over his face. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied "Trying to get the right dosage, give me a minute". The concert was okay, Rocky got a beer dropped on him by accident from someone a row behind. I decided I was going to try to hook up with my friends roommate. After a night of casino shenanigans, I remember heading back up to the room with her to get more intimate I guess. But was a failure when neither of us had the room key and just sat drunkenly on the floor till someone who did have one came up. My poker buddy took to being a chaperon and made sure we didn't get any farther with each other. Anyways they left the next day and I stayed with Rocky and a couple girls for another night.

Since me and the girl I tried hooking up with exchanged numbers, I got in contact with her a week or so later. We made plans to go out for drinks. Now that I wouldn't have a room key issue in the way I should have no problem getting it done. After making plans through text I hopped on Facebook to see what was going on that night. I had 1 new friend request. It was the Polish Pig. She had no picture and the profile seemed rather new. I accepted and she had sent me a message, saying how she had moved back into town and wanted to meet up with me. Another girl I had went to school with was letting her sleep on the couch. I had actually just recently heard about her from the Jay-Z trip. A girl that was friends with her said how she has been pretty much a drifter. She was run down with excessive mileage on her. Well given this info I thought it was best to look out for a friend and hook Rocky up. He has no standards so this should work out fine. I get in touch with Rocky and arrange a night out with him, the Polish Pig, and the poker friends roommate. Kind of like a blind/double date.

Rocky meets me at my house and we head out to pick up the PP. Sure enough she was run down, nothing like I had remembered her. Oh well, I figured it should be fun anyway. So she sits in the back and we go to meet the other girl at the bar. To my surprise she is with my poker buddy. When he found out she was going to meet me, he insisted he tags along. No big deal I guess. So we all order drinks and try to get comfortable. Was pretty awkward as the PP was trying to flirt with me and the roommate was wondering what the hell I was doing with such a clunker. Also the creepy vibe the poker buddy was giving off wasn't working. Well 2 hours of drinking later, had me feeling just fine. I was ready to bring the roommate home while I still had my house keys. She's with it and lets my poker buddy know she is leaving with me. Without missing a beat he looks at her dead in the face and says "YOUR A WHORE!, if you leave with Jon, get your **** packed, you're OUT! All while I was standing right there. I pulled him aside and said what was that all about. He told me he was sorry and it was nothing against me, but that he really likes her and plans on marrying her. I thought that was weird because she def hooks up with other guys. But me being the true friend I am, I decided to do the right thing. That was to teach him a lesson. I took her home and ****ed her. That will teach him not to make a hoe a housewife.

So she got in the car with Rocky, PP, and I. We drove back to my house and I took her straight to my room. We laughed about how he had flipped out and just got to business. In the meantime, the PP was pretty disappointed I pawned her off on Rocky. She had higher hopes of us sparking back up a relationship. So they were downstairs in the bar area doing god know's what. After I got done smashing the roommate, I went to sleep on the couch. When I was awoken to Rocky mumbling something like "That ****ing *****". He was wasted and had puke all over him. It was disgusting. I told him to get the **** out. He drunkenly mumbled saying that PP had thrown up on him. I wasn't buying it and started pushing him out my house. It got into a fistfight kind of and I was able to get him outside and threw him off my front steps. I then locked the door and went to wash my hands. He pounded on the door mumbling about his jacket. I went downstairs to the smell of puke in a black-light lit room while PP was hiding under a futon. I grabbed his jacket and threw it outside to him. He left and I went to sleep.

Next morning I realize I have to bring the roommate home. I go downstairs to check on PP and see vomit all over my carpet. I tell her that it better be cleaned up by the time I get home. I then hop in the car and drive the roommate home. As I pull on to her street. My poker buddy, is walking his dog and see's me drive by him with his future wife. It must have stung knowing I was pounding that the night before. I wished her good luck and took off. I arrived back home to the sight of PP on her hands and knees scrubbing the carpet. I went outside to call Rocky and he was very adamant she was blowing him and then puked on him. After careful assumption, I decided he was right. I apologized and went back inside. She was doing my dishes at this point. I needed a shower so I hopped in. While I was in there she knocked on the door. I was still kind of drunk so I told her to come in. She told me I had a nice dick, so I let her blow me. After I got dressed I went back to check on the carpet downstairs and realized the smell wasn't going away. I made her drag the carpet outside for the trash. That's when I asked her if she was ready to go. She told me she had nowhere to go. She insisted she could move in with me and that she would cook, clean, and suck my dick whenever I wanted. Sounds enticing, but I don't have time for that and she was broke down looking.

Well her selling her case to me and pleading to allow her to stay went on for a bit. I had to figure a way to get her the hell out of there. I figured I could pawn her off on Rocky again. I told her she could live with him. She didn't like that plan but finally agreed. Now all I had to do was convince him to pick her up. He said he wasn't coming by unless she was putting out. So after some thorough manipulating she was in. She was going to sleep with him and then move in with him. They were going to be an item. Well Rocky shows up and its back to the awkwardness of the night before. She tries to put it off for a bit and decides to drink some Yukon Jack to get her in the mood. They both go downstairs to do the deed. I listen at the top of the stairs. She takes her pants off and he bends her over. He puts on a condom and starts to put it in. I guess she is as dry as a callus. All the mileage has left her with a salvage title. She apologizes and starts to cry. I chuckle of course as I'm eavesdropping. She then states that it has been a long time since she had sex. That the last time she had sex, she was raped. In Jamaica when her kids father kicked her out. Ya I guess she moved to Jamaica after meeting a guy at the strip club in Miami. He took her back to the homeland to give birth. Well at this point Rocky had enough and put his pants back on and stormed upstairs. He didn't want to leave wit her now, and I begged him to take her. When she realized I was going to make her leave, she started acting really drunk. I told her that she didn't hold up to her end of the deal and to just leave. This psycho then had the nerve to flop down my stairs from the top to the basement floor. It looked as if she broke her neck she did it so hard. What a desperate attempt to seek refuge in my home. I was standing at the bottom of the stairs and was still trying to convince him into taking her. I was very irritated at this point, as soon as her discombobulated body hit the floor, I yelled at her to get up and stop faking being drunk. It was unreal dramatic.

Rocky had seen enough and wanted to leave at this point. I made her chase him outside to try an get a ride. He wasn't having any of it. He was trying to back out of my driveway while she stood behind his car. She finally decided to flop over and let him go. With hopes of me feeling bad for her and letting her stay with me. It was broad daylight and she was flopped on my lawn with her shirt tangled and exposing her breast. I didn't know what to do, she wouldn't get up and kept pleading for me to let her in the house. I just went inside and locked the doors, hoping she would leave. After 15 minutes of me standing my ground, she walked over to my front step and was knocking on the door while still playing the most over the top drunken roll of all time. When I wouldn't answer, she made her final stand. She laid there and pissed her pants. I could see all this through a window. That was the final straw for me. I called 911. I needed her out of there before my girl showed up. I told them that there was an intoxicated female who needed assistance at my address. Well 7 minutes later an ambulance showed up and took her away on a stretcher. I went outside to notify them that she was crazy. That's when she propped up and became sober and violently told me that I will get mine. I went back inside and messaged the girl that was letting her stay on couch. I was informed that the day I picked her up was the day she was told she worn out her welcome and couldn't come back. I guess the Polish Refugee seen my photos on FB and realized I had my own house and money. So she thought I was her way out. She told that girl that I had a crush on her her and she was gonna put it on me. Well she was dead wrong. I have weakly described her desperate antics. They were all drastic and extreme. I am not nearly the artist needed to paint this picture. The next day I did receive a FB message from her apologizing. I immediately blocked her. As I'm writing this up, I wonder if she is still alive. Because she was at rock bottom that day.

Last edited by Mike Haven; 02-11-2019 at 06:07 PM.
12-29-2014 , 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by CrockPot1027
Just hope PJ don't catch a hanger.
LOL, he could use one.
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Originally Posted by Trife
I can relate to that last story.I hate owing people money as well and pretty much never borrowed from anyone then from 2 of my best friends and small amounts.I owe this "friend" of mine 200 euros for a couple of months now.I called him a couple of times to meet up and to give it to him, and he`s giving me the same excuses as the guy in your story, he also haven`t called me back a couple of times.

I felt exactly like you for the first couple of weeks and now i`m like should i even pay him back when he`s acting like this, really not sure what`s the deal with this guy.
He`s not friends with anyone i know anymore, and still lives with his parents so don`t know if showing up to his doorstep is the right thing to do.

Should i just go to his house and give him the money back or leave it to his parents ?

Sorry for the wall of text WD, been a fan of the thread for a while just too lazy to post.
Try to hire a low end hit-man to take him out for 100 euros and leave the other 100 euros to his estate.
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Originally Posted by crashwhips
I don't know if you already posted about this or not (you posted about some old bans that had gotten lifted I know), but what's the current reason you're 86'd from those 2 casinos?
Ya I have posted before.. Mohegan because I got into a physical altercation with Poker Jay.. Foxwoods because I threatened another patron at the craps table while the security manager was standing behind me listening.
12-29-2014 , 07:13 PM
Subbed cuz **** is hilarious.
12-29-2014 , 07:34 PM
should give that PP my #

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12-30-2014 , 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by WarmDeck
(most likely for having black guys in the house while he was at work)
Lold

Last edited by The Apex; 12-30-2014 at 09:50 AM. Reason: Stories about sl00tz are the best imo
12-30-2014 , 11:45 PM
Lol nice update.. It's been awhile since I legit loled at a post on here.
01-05-2015 , 03:45 PM
I'm looking to put in another T-shirt order for myself, friends, and some fellow 2+2ers who are interested. I know there has been some of you who have asked about design and size options in the past, and I'm open to ordering whatever is needed. I plan on ordering the same few designs I did last time, but just wanted to get extras for anyone else who wanted one this time around. I will only charge my cost plus your chosen shipping method cost. I'm sure those of you who have received a shirt from me can vouch for them no problem. I send first, then wait for payment. Not making any money here, just doing it for fun and the love of Degeneracy. So feel free to post here to lock one up or to let me know what size/color/design needed. If not you can always just PM me. Cheers
01-05-2015 , 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by WarmDeck
I'm looking to put in another T-shirt order for myself, friends, and some fellow 2+2ers who are interested. I know there has been some of you who have asked about design and size options in the past, and I'm open to ordering whatever is needed. I plan on ordering the same few designs I did last time, but just wanted to get extras for anyone else who wanted one this time around. I will only charge my cost plus your chosen shipping method cost. I'm sure those of you who have received a shirt from me can vouch for them no problem. I send first, then wait for payment. Not making any money here, just doing it for fun and the love of Degeneracy. So feel free to post here to lock one up or to let me know what size/color/design needed. If not you can always just PM me. Cheers
Confirm this is true (as if anyone didn't trust him by now). Shirt is great, have worn it a few times at foxwoods already.
01-06-2015 , 02:31 AM
Polish Refugee could be best story yet imo. Very entertaining.
01-06-2015 , 02:37 AM
Was up WD my man, can u get in 2XL for fat boys?
01-06-2015 , 02:38 PM
Posting in epic thread. Couldn't stop laughing when you were looking for backing in the prison poker game
01-07-2015 , 12:09 AM
Made the mistake of mentioning the possible AC trip to the wife.. After a few drinks at dinner and her reading a few of your better stories she goes "just come back alive, and we can't afford another arrest"...

PocketRockets/Warmdeck AC will happen.
01-09-2015 , 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by WarmDeck
I'm looking to put in another T-shirt order for myself, friends, and some fellow 2+2ers who are interested. I know there has been some of you who have asked about design and size options in the past, and I'm open to ordering whatever is needed. I plan on ordering the same few designs I did last time, but just wanted to get extras for anyone else who wanted one this time around. I will only charge my cost plus your chosen shipping method cost. I'm sure those of you who have received a shirt from me can vouch for them no problem. I send first, then wait for payment. Not making any money here, just doing it for fun and the love of Degeneracy. So feel free to post here to lock one up or to let me know what size/color/design needed. If not you can always just PM me. Cheers


Already PMd you. Purple Degeneral shirt XL for me please.
01-09-2015 , 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO
Made the mistake of mentioning the possible AC trip to the wife.. After a few drinks at dinner and her reading a few of your better stories she goes "just come back alive, and we can't afford another arrest"...

PocketRockets/Warmdeck AC will happen.
nice should be an epic TR
01-10-2015 , 08:00 PM
one of the GOAT threads! a hero amongst degens
01-10-2015 , 08:40 PM
Purely Epic
01-12-2015 , 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO

PocketRockets/Warmdeck AC will happen.
I am confident that this will end well.
01-16-2015 , 06:05 AM
Great storys man but the videos arent working anymore
01-16-2015 , 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by WarmDeck
Reverse Deadbeat??


With my recent stint over outrage with a deadbeat fresh on my mind. I decided I would write about a polar opposite incident. Now when you think of what the opposite of a deadbeat would be, I'm sure the things that come to mind are, someone who pays their bills on time. A person that would never lay low from you, and immediately make good on a debt at the earliest convenience. Obviously an honest person who doesn't feed you BS excuse after excuse. You get tired of hearing about how there is some problem at the bank(bank error obv). That guy that always loses his debit card in the champagne room. The ones that become traveling enthusiasts, and are all of a sudden out of town. They lost their phone and had no way of contacting you. The kids need braces and the cats got cancer nonsense. They seem to always be pointing the finger at someone else. To be honest, aside from the deadbeats that just completely ignore you. The one's that will get on the phone with you and just flat out say "I got bills to pay". Like who the **** doesn't? I guess mine shouldn't be a priority. They really rub me the wrong way.

Anyhow, the situation I want to write about isn't involving someone who did any of those things. I don't know how you would describe this person, or if there is a name for this type of financial behavior. I do want to say, he is actually a member on 2+2. I have never asked him if it was alright to write about him, but being a gambling man, I would bank on him not having a problem about this topic. I know his real name, but I will refer to him by a nickname of Dahmer. Due to someone claiming he bares some resemblance to notorious serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer.

I think I first met Dahmer in late 2010. He somehow was linked up to a higher stake underground game in the area. He was clearly an internet player, and was better than most of the local business guys that played in the game. I'm sure he would claim without a doubt that he was the best player in the game, but that is up for debate. He was pretty quiet for the first few sessions I played with him. I don't even think we formally greeted each other at the time. He did do well against other players in the game, as I'm pretty sure we didn't get involved with each other in too many pots. But I guess quiet internet kid, who felt he had huge edge on game would sum him up.

So a month or so had went by since I last played in that game. I was at Foxwoods and up to my usual roulette grind. Don't recall all the details on the night, but I was down $2k and had no cash left. I don't even remember exactly who was with me at the time, but we headed to the Newport Lounge to grab some food before we hit the road. Also to cool down from the tilt I was on from getting scraped by the wheel. While I'm sitting there waiting for my drink, I see Dahmer and someone else (most likely a 5-10 grinder at the time) getting checked in. Now borrowing money is something I don't like to do, but with the too stuck to muck sickness brewing, I had to take a shot. While knowing Dahmer has been crushing the local game for 5 figure scores on a weekly basis (I guess he had a way of tilting the guys in the game). And also knowing we only knew each other by a nick-name while barely having spoke to each other prior. I capped me getting at loan a 50/50. With the tilt factor clouding my judgement, I approached him and got straight to business. Went something like this..

Me: "Hey, what's up buddy? Heard you've been killing the home game."
Dahmer: Shrugs "I guess you could say that"
Me: "Ya, I haven't been there in a bit, too busy firing away up here. Getting killed tonight in roulette."
Dahmer: Shrugs "Ya table games are -EV"
Me: "Could you do me a favor? Lend me some money and I'll get it back to you at the game"
Dahmer: Shrugs "Ummm, OK. What do you want?"
Me: Feeling ambitious "Could you do two thousand?"
Dahmer: Shrugs again "Ummm, OK."

He then hands me 20 c-notes and we exchange phone numbers. He says he is heading back to play poker after he eats and we say bye. I am now ready to get back on the chase. I was pretty shocked that this guy would give me $2k that easy, considering us not having any rapport with each other. But whatever, I was ready to get unstuck.

I hopped right back on the roulette wheel outside the lounge and got the nickels in action. I got about $1500 back and seen Dahmer leaving the lounge and heading back to the poker room. We looked at each other, I gave him a thumbs up and he nodded. I just needed my other $500 back. About 6 spins later I had $5k total, booking a $1k win. I felt good and colored up. Hit the cage and then called Dahmer, so I could bring him his $2k. Two call attempts and a text with no response, prompted me to hike it on over to the poker room. Figured he was busy in a game, checked the 5-10 game and no sign. I then walked around the whole room. Still no sign. I tried calling again and then sent a text saying that I was looking for him in the poker room and had his money. I get a text back saying he left, and to just get a hold of him later. Oh well, I just headed home myself.

Next day I called him again. No answer, figured he might be sleeping late as many internet guys do. So I sent a text explaining I had his money and to call me back so I could bring it to him. This call and text situation went on for a few days. Me taking a day off here and there, from being ignored by him. Like I said earlier, I don't like to owe anyone money. I had to get this paid. I mean this guy is playing the five D's of dodge-ball with me. It just makes no sense. It's always the other way around. After 2 weeks of no response, I finally decide to call my friend who deals the home game. I tell him that I owe Dahmer $2k and I'll just come give it to him, so he can give to Dahmer next time he's at the game. The dealer let's Dahmer know what I said and I all of a sudden get a text from him. He tells me not to give it to the dealer, to just hold on to it and get it to him another time.

I was absolutely puzzled. It was insane how he was refusing to get paid. At this point I said **** it, if he don't want his money I won't give it to him. It almost me made me feel like I didn't owe it to him.

Over the next few weeks I had been just up to the usual casino antic's. Getting drunk in suites with friends, trying to make money on the wheel, and terrorizing all floor personnel. I can't lie, this debt did linger in the back of my mind. I had to pay this livetreat back, he couldn't dodge me forever. So knowing the phone was useless and not knowing where he lived. I would periodically check in the poker room to see if I could find him. About 2 months after the initial transaction, I spotted him! Playing 5-10 shorthanded at Foxwoods. I pulled up a seat right next to him with the grin of knowing I finally cornered my prey. He was a little surprised when I tapped him on his shoulder and said I have some money for you. He gave me the usual deadbeat story about how he was sorry he hasn't called me, that he has been super busy. Blah,blah,blah.. He then even tried to pull a payment plan. He said he was only willing to take $1k of it, claiming he was willing to take that because he had been running bad that day. There was no ****ing way I was letting him off the hook that easy. I was paying in full. He wasn't going to jerk me around anymore. I'll tell ya, paying someone $2k never felt so good.

I paid him in full and we parted ways. It was definitely a relief squaring up with him. Since then we have gotten to know each other a bit better, he def isn't as quiet as when I first met him. That situation still amuses me to this day. I would make jokes with my friends about him dodging me. Saying that he would say to people "Hey, a lot of people owe me money. So if anyone calls looking for me, tell them you haven't seen me." I mean, did I have to send some muscle after him. It wouldn't be debt collectors, more like payment distributors. Should I have made threats, to break his legs if he didn't accept that money by Friday? If anyone has a term for someone like this. Please share.

Also sorry Dahmer if you read this and didn't want me to share..
Hahahha

      
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