that last you tube clip was hottttttttttttt

That last youtube clip was hot because she had no ink. Tattoos are ruining porn.

I was actually referring to OOT failing so hard because for some reason I keep associating this thread with OOT.
I was actually referring to OOT failing so hard because for some reason I keep associating this thread with OOT.
I was actually referring to OOT failing so hard because for some reason I keep associating this thread with OOT.
I was actually referring to OOT failing so hard because for some reason I keep associating this thread with OOT.
I was actually referring to OOT failing so hard because for some reason I keep associating this thread with OOT.
I was actually referring to OOT failing so hard because for some reason I keep associating this thread with OOT.
I was actually referring to OOT failing so hard because for some reason I keep associating this thread with OOT.

This comment wasn't even directed at you but please read thxbai

And this man continues to ****ing deliver.

So the first weekend of KS has passed. We are still at 0 pledges. Well we didn't come ripping out the gate, but we still have time. Who doesn't want to see The Slot Guru back in action while he graces Vegas??

Please note the obvious winning attire. A casino tee showcasing the Ace of Spades with wings. Stealth shades, and of course the fire red, custom Money Torch air max.

I'll give you $50 if I can smash the chubby girl there

well those air max are pretty cool

you need to make a playlist of all those old hip hop songs, I'd love to hear the throwbacks

The girl on the end of the video looks as if she's done anal before...amirite?

its 5 in the morning and I cant read anymore.

one thing I cant stop thinking about is..... dem Arabic girls... 100% was not first time eating male ass hole. you kissed them both. you really are a gambler.

I would love to guarantee that, but The Guru can be a bit over-protective. It's his actual girl, that he lives with. I think jealousy would set in if I arranged that.
**** the old hip-hop. Get on the Kevin Gates bandwagon. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwvo2PFH_TQ
Can't say for sure. It takes a real class act to go there. It's probably 50/50 though.
You make a valid point. But my friend, I would lay huge odds that you would make the same mistake if they were in front of you.

My dream is I'm passed out in front of the TV at 3am and I wake up and see Slot Guru's informercial on the winning slot system and I buy the DVD's. And the Nikes.

touché...and it wasn't a mistake...like most things in life...it was a gamble

since nobody has...

2,1

So how much would it cost? Also lay odds on the waffle just taking her from him.

I just pledged a whole $1 for hardcore footage. The bar has been set time to raise it!

thx op for your stories. i have been reading them for about 3 days and cant get enough of them. keep em coming 5* thread

+1 ****in oath

OP is not as much of a visionary as tbab

I would love to price this, but couldn't imagine Guru marketing this. If you are anything close to average looking I would have to say it's even money on banging her. The one time I met her, she drove down to the casino with the Guru and I. They were a couple at the time and she suggested playing a game where you looked at everyone u passed on the highway. You would then say yay or nay on whether you would sleep with the person. She said her and her friends played it on their long drives. She ended up declaring yay for at least 85% of the male travelers we passed. The Guru and I were a bit more reserved, and maybe found 1 we admitted to be willing to bang. Her high rating didn't sit well with the Guru, but he kept quiet about it.
This is ground-breaking! We have our first official pledge. I can die happily now. What a success story.. But I didn't see the hardcore reward option for $1 on KS. If we reach the goal I will release all explicit content. In the mean time I will contemplate it, over this pledge.

Love the dipset in your videos

So youre saying theres a chance!

Yes. I believe we should leave all avenues open..

Put up the 10k to fund Warmdeck's kick starter and I'm sure he can make it happen!