*DISCLAIMER* I do not approve of any of my actions and am aware they reflect negatively
06-12-2014
, 01:17 AM
This made me decide to raid Jay's FB for photos
Christmas at the casino for Jay..
What a drunken stowaway looks like.
Big score at his local dive bar tourney.
06-12-2014
, 01:25 AM
After further review, I don't want to mislead. Jay did not actually make score at bar tourney. He was railing the girls he knew at the final table who actually cashed. Then took celebratory photo holding their prize money.
Knowing Poker Jay, he is most likely trying to butter her up here, before he asks for a twenty for the side game.
Knowing Poker Jay, he is most likely trying to butter her up here, before he asks for a twenty for the side game.
06-12-2014
, 08:57 AM
06-12-2014
, 02:08 PM
Cheating
I have many leaks in life. Being faithful is something I have always struggled with. It's not fair to my girl. She had found out or caught me many times when we were younger. But for the past 5 years I have excelled in my elusiveness of cheating. I feel the casino has been a big help, because it is an hour away from home and she thinks I am constantly degening away. I tell her I don't answer calls because I am usually on a table and it's not allowed. That I lost too much money and was depressed about it, then just went straight to bed. So I never have to worry about her showing up or anything. Sometimes she has wondered but there has never been anything solid enough for her to prove.
The casino has been my safe haven for cheating. This has been my standard play for a while now. I just invite girls there for the night. From 2009-2010 this was at least a weekly thing for me and my buddy James. We would try and alternate every week inviting a girl we knew, who would bring a friend of theirs. This worked out well for a long time. Almost like a double date. We would drink, gamble, smash the sluts in that order. I mean it was too easy. James was the bigger gambler of us both back then. He had the comps. Actually, now that I think about it. I did have a good 6 month spree of comps during that time period too. Wins had made 3 trips up there with me in a 2 week period. He lost $2k on slots each time and put on a good amount of points. He was sick about it and never wanted to return. So once he started getting all the offers in the mail, I asked him for his paper ID. He wasn't going to be using them, so I decided to reap the benefits. I was getting free suites, tickets to shows, and $100 free slot plays. I didn't gamble with his card so these comps only lasted so long before they ran dry. Anyway, taking these girls up and showing off with a suite always worked in our favor. We would try to go on weekdays so we didn't have a problem with getting one. Plus having a room to go back to, of course they are going to give it up. All that free top shelf lounge alcohol was very supportive too.
This behavior was something we got accustomed to. So even on the nights we went down without girls, we would try and hunt down some replacements. This wasn't a sure thing but we were able to bag strangers somewhat often. We didn't always get to seal the deal, but generally always ended up hanging out with girls.
This brings me to the night in mind. I was still getting comps under Wins account. Chelsea Handler was doing a show that night. My girl loves her and thinks she's hilarious. So I had made plans a few weeks in advance to take her down for the night. We arrived around 5pm and checked into a standard 1 king room. We might have grabbed something to eat and drink, then got ready for the show. The show was actually pretty good. She is obviously more popular with girls, but I found her funny. Also her opening acts were pretty good. When it was over everyone funneled out and we headed over to a video machine bar to get free drinks while we played. James had knew I was down there and was on his way down. He met us at that bar. We decided to go play some black jack. My girl was watching us play while ordering more drinks. In the back of mind all I could think about was picking up some girls. The place was mobbed with drunk broads who came in packs to see the show. I eventually give my girl a few loose twenties and tell her to go play slots. As soon as she walks away, me and James give each other a look.
He knows what time it is. We color up and get off the table. These small groups of girls were everywhere. I literally walked 10 steps and sparked up conversation with a group of 5 girls. James and I had become very good at this. We would even talk strategy on the way down and try new lines/conversation topics. Also targeting the girls who are willing to give it up became fairly easy. Turns out these girls were from New Hampshire and came down for the show. 2 of the girls were border line bitchy and made it clear they were taken. Good thing was they had taken their own car with their boyfriends. So we dismissed them and asked the 3 single girls to come gamble with us. We said we needed a good luck charm. We played some slots and I already had my sight on the better looking one who was enjoying herself. I had almost completely lost track of reality. My phone started vibrating and it was my girl looking for me. It was time for the 5 D's of dodge-ball. I conferred with James and we realized we needed to pick the pace up. So we told the 2 girls that were easiest to come grab a drink with us in the room. We started to make our way back to the hotel lobby and I was then being paged over the intercom system. My girl was really trying to find me. But I was drunk and on auto-pilot right back to the the room.
As soon as we got into the room the girls noticed my girls bags and started asking questions. I went with the story of it being my sisters stuff. That I had got her tickets to the show for her birthday. Then they asked why there was only one bed. Well this wasn't my room I told them. I had my own but only came here for the bottle. James keeps trying to tell me that we should leave because my girl could show up any minute. I'm starting to think this is crazy and am trying to get off the hotel floor quickly. I was the first one to the elevator to go down while these 3 were casually taking their time. I hit the button to go down and the doors opened. My girl is walking off and I literally say "Where you been? I've been looking all over for you." as I push her right back into the elevator and hit the lobby button. James and the 2 girls had just missed me doing this by a second as they came around the corner to the elevators. On the short ride down I tell her I went to the room looking for her and to grab some more money. She said she lost on slots. Once the doors opened I said "Why don't you head back up to the room, I'm going to go try to win my money back. Then will be right up". She was okay with it and I waived goodbye.
With this new skeezer on my mind I made a straight shot to the front desk. I told them I had checked in, but the room was kind of filthy. That the sheets were disgusting. They told me I could grab my things and gave me room keys to a new room. Now at this point my room keys wouldn't be working for my original room in 15 minutes. So I had to pray my girl doesn't leave the room because she won't be able to get back in. It was late, so I figured I should be fine. I called James and gave him the new room number. He met me at the new room with the girls. We all started making drinks out of the mini-bar. We didn't go back down to gamble because I needed to move this along. My girl was waiting on me. After maybe 45 minutes to a hour of joking and drinking with these broads, I sent James to the vending machine for mixers. He knew what I meant. As soon as the door closed behind him I went for the jugular. She was naked and getting tossed up immediately. James tried to give me as much time as possible. I guess he ended up getting a hand-job on the side of the vending machine. They are somewhat hidden so he had no problem with that. He had good timing and came back just as I was finishing up. They both had a laugh as I was getting dressed and this girl was covering up with the sheets. I said "It's been fun but I gotta get out of here." The girl I just aired out was pretty upset about that. She was like "Oh that's it, your just going to leave me?" My phone had rang too many times. I had to get back to my girl.
I knocked on the door to my room and told my girl I lost the room key when she answered. She was very upset that I didn't answer any calls or text. I had been gone about 2 hours by then. She talked some **** to me and said she was going to bed. I guess this meant I wasn't banging her. I was still drunk so I said "**** it, I'm going to gamble".
I called James and met him downstairs. I had nothing better to do then strike a match to the rest of the money in my pocket. He said he left the girls in the room and thinks they stayed. So once I was broke I figured I would go check on them and possibly go for round 2. It was 5am and they were both sleeping when I got there. The girl that gave James the hand-job woke up and got on the floor. She said I could have the bed, thinking that I was going to try to **** the other girl again. She was passed out and I was pretty tired. Thinking back I should have just banged the other one that woke up, but I just fell asleep instead.
About 930am I got up and couldn't believe I slept in there. My girl is going to kill me I think. I rush back up to her room. I knock quietly on the door and she answers. She was still sleeping and wanted to know where I had been. I told her I slept on the couch on the hotel floor. She remembers I didn't have my key and I told her I didn't want to wake her after I lost my money gambling. She kind of felt bad for me. I tell her my back is a little sore from the couch and I hop in the shower to get the smell of skank off me. I get out and end up banging my girl before we head down for breakfast. We ate then packed up our stuff to go home. It was noon and we swiped our ticket for valet. I told her I forgot my charger in the room. That I would be right back. I really just went to check on the other room and make sure the girls were gone. They were. The girl I banged left a note with her phone number. She was a pretty good looking 22 year old brunette. I just threw the number out though. I was pretty sobered up and coming back to reality. I just wanted to get out of there and be thankful my girl didn't catch me.
I have many leaks in life. Being faithful is something I have always struggled with. It's not fair to my girl. She had found out or caught me many times when we were younger. But for the past 5 years I have excelled in my elusiveness of cheating. I feel the casino has been a big help, because it is an hour away from home and she thinks I am constantly degening away. I tell her I don't answer calls because I am usually on a table and it's not allowed. That I lost too much money and was depressed about it, then just went straight to bed. So I never have to worry about her showing up or anything. Sometimes she has wondered but there has never been anything solid enough for her to prove.
The casino has been my safe haven for cheating. This has been my standard play for a while now. I just invite girls there for the night. From 2009-2010 this was at least a weekly thing for me and my buddy James. We would try and alternate every week inviting a girl we knew, who would bring a friend of theirs. This worked out well for a long time. Almost like a double date. We would drink, gamble, smash the sluts in that order. I mean it was too easy. James was the bigger gambler of us both back then. He had the comps. Actually, now that I think about it. I did have a good 6 month spree of comps during that time period too. Wins had made 3 trips up there with me in a 2 week period. He lost $2k on slots each time and put on a good amount of points. He was sick about it and never wanted to return. So once he started getting all the offers in the mail, I asked him for his paper ID. He wasn't going to be using them, so I decided to reap the benefits. I was getting free suites, tickets to shows, and $100 free slot plays. I didn't gamble with his card so these comps only lasted so long before they ran dry. Anyway, taking these girls up and showing off with a suite always worked in our favor. We would try to go on weekdays so we didn't have a problem with getting one. Plus having a room to go back to, of course they are going to give it up. All that free top shelf lounge alcohol was very supportive too.
This behavior was something we got accustomed to. So even on the nights we went down without girls, we would try and hunt down some replacements. This wasn't a sure thing but we were able to bag strangers somewhat often. We didn't always get to seal the deal, but generally always ended up hanging out with girls.
This brings me to the night in mind. I was still getting comps under Wins account. Chelsea Handler was doing a show that night. My girl loves her and thinks she's hilarious. So I had made plans a few weeks in advance to take her down for the night. We arrived around 5pm and checked into a standard 1 king room. We might have grabbed something to eat and drink, then got ready for the show. The show was actually pretty good. She is obviously more popular with girls, but I found her funny. Also her opening acts were pretty good. When it was over everyone funneled out and we headed over to a video machine bar to get free drinks while we played. James had knew I was down there and was on his way down. He met us at that bar. We decided to go play some black jack. My girl was watching us play while ordering more drinks. In the back of mind all I could think about was picking up some girls. The place was mobbed with drunk broads who came in packs to see the show. I eventually give my girl a few loose twenties and tell her to go play slots. As soon as she walks away, me and James give each other a look.
He knows what time it is. We color up and get off the table. These small groups of girls were everywhere. I literally walked 10 steps and sparked up conversation with a group of 5 girls. James and I had become very good at this. We would even talk strategy on the way down and try new lines/conversation topics. Also targeting the girls who are willing to give it up became fairly easy. Turns out these girls were from New Hampshire and came down for the show. 2 of the girls were border line bitchy and made it clear they were taken. Good thing was they had taken their own car with their boyfriends. So we dismissed them and asked the 3 single girls to come gamble with us. We said we needed a good luck charm. We played some slots and I already had my sight on the better looking one who was enjoying herself. I had almost completely lost track of reality. My phone started vibrating and it was my girl looking for me. It was time for the 5 D's of dodge-ball. I conferred with James and we realized we needed to pick the pace up. So we told the 2 girls that were easiest to come grab a drink with us in the room. We started to make our way back to the hotel lobby and I was then being paged over the intercom system. My girl was really trying to find me. But I was drunk and on auto-pilot right back to the the room.
As soon as we got into the room the girls noticed my girls bags and started asking questions. I went with the story of it being my sisters stuff. That I had got her tickets to the show for her birthday. Then they asked why there was only one bed. Well this wasn't my room I told them. I had my own but only came here for the bottle. James keeps trying to tell me that we should leave because my girl could show up any minute. I'm starting to think this is crazy and am trying to get off the hotel floor quickly. I was the first one to the elevator to go down while these 3 were casually taking their time. I hit the button to go down and the doors opened. My girl is walking off and I literally say "Where you been? I've been looking all over for you." as I push her right back into the elevator and hit the lobby button. James and the 2 girls had just missed me doing this by a second as they came around the corner to the elevators. On the short ride down I tell her I went to the room looking for her and to grab some more money. She said she lost on slots. Once the doors opened I said "Why don't you head back up to the room, I'm going to go try to win my money back. Then will be right up". She was okay with it and I waived goodbye.
With this new skeezer on my mind I made a straight shot to the front desk. I told them I had checked in, but the room was kind of filthy. That the sheets were disgusting. They told me I could grab my things and gave me room keys to a new room. Now at this point my room keys wouldn't be working for my original room in 15 minutes. So I had to pray my girl doesn't leave the room because she won't be able to get back in. It was late, so I figured I should be fine. I called James and gave him the new room number. He met me at the new room with the girls. We all started making drinks out of the mini-bar. We didn't go back down to gamble because I needed to move this along. My girl was waiting on me. After maybe 45 minutes to a hour of joking and drinking with these broads, I sent James to the vending machine for mixers. He knew what I meant. As soon as the door closed behind him I went for the jugular. She was naked and getting tossed up immediately. James tried to give me as much time as possible. I guess he ended up getting a hand-job on the side of the vending machine. They are somewhat hidden so he had no problem with that. He had good timing and came back just as I was finishing up. They both had a laugh as I was getting dressed and this girl was covering up with the sheets. I said "It's been fun but I gotta get out of here." The girl I just aired out was pretty upset about that. She was like "Oh that's it, your just going to leave me?" My phone had rang too many times. I had to get back to my girl.
I knocked on the door to my room and told my girl I lost the room key when she answered. She was very upset that I didn't answer any calls or text. I had been gone about 2 hours by then. She talked some **** to me and said she was going to bed. I guess this meant I wasn't banging her. I was still drunk so I said "**** it, I'm going to gamble".
I called James and met him downstairs. I had nothing better to do then strike a match to the rest of the money in my pocket. He said he left the girls in the room and thinks they stayed. So once I was broke I figured I would go check on them and possibly go for round 2. It was 5am and they were both sleeping when I got there. The girl that gave James the hand-job woke up and got on the floor. She said I could have the bed, thinking that I was going to try to **** the other girl again. She was passed out and I was pretty tired. Thinking back I should have just banged the other one that woke up, but I just fell asleep instead.
About 930am I got up and couldn't believe I slept in there. My girl is going to kill me I think. I rush back up to her room. I knock quietly on the door and she answers. She was still sleeping and wanted to know where I had been. I told her I slept on the couch on the hotel floor. She remembers I didn't have my key and I told her I didn't want to wake her after I lost my money gambling. She kind of felt bad for me. I tell her my back is a little sore from the couch and I hop in the shower to get the smell of skank off me. I get out and end up banging my girl before we head down for breakfast. We ate then packed up our stuff to go home. It was noon and we swiped our ticket for valet. I told her I forgot my charger in the room. That I would be right back. I really just went to check on the other room and make sure the girls were gone. They were. The girl I banged left a note with her phone number. She was a pretty good looking 22 year old brunette. I just threw the number out though. I was pretty sobered up and coming back to reality. I just wanted to get out of there and be thankful my girl didn't catch me.
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