+1 Thank you for providing an enjoyable armchair-degening experience for us nits.

Lmao at the slot guru! Can't decide if I like him or poker Jay the most.

"We picked at the food then let the fat girl do her thing" LOL!
"She was sitting there watching TV and digesting" LMFAO!

This is some classic stuff man, keep it up!

That rock paper scissor story is lols

I was hoping you knew this Slot Guru. http://theslotguru.com/

I'm convinced. My guy is an impostor. This man is the REAL DEAL. He drives a 7-series. He even has his own line of premium t-shirts and skull caps. His S.P.E.C. method is out of this world. Select, Project, Expect, & Collect! With a slot win rate of 950 out of 1000 trips, I'm sold!

That video is hilarious. S.P.E.C. is explained from 4:50 on. Prizeless!

I'm much more of a lurker than a poster on here but had to post to say this is one of the best threads I've read. Your stories kept me up late at night. Normally I read to fall asleep but I was laughing & saying 'holy s***' too much to get tired. You remind me of my best friend & Doc reminds me of myself. Green thumbs are the best kind to possess! You're much more of a risk taker than us though.

You know how to live life & it inspires me to do the same. Keep the stories flowing! Subd

Also, I think if you became more descriptive & had the drive to do it, you could combine all of your stories into a book. It's great stuff!

I haven't finished reading this thread yet but it is awesome so far.

It's nice to hear someone can relate with the story.

Ya I could probably fill a book with all my stories. Put them in order, and like you said make them more descriptive than these compact short stories. Appreciate the post!

Do it.

I enjoy your stories about 10x as much as tucker max. This may be a slightly biased audience though.

Mine would be non-fiction though..

A+ thread. Great stories! True degen.

How much $$$ would you estimate you are up/down lifetime in the pits?

Every time I read this thread, I can't decide if I'm glad I'm not you or wish I were you. But you have not made over 10 million on the slot machines since 2005, so I am disappoint.

i done slung kilossss lmao is this real life, he gets off on giving money away to people in the casino who are going to put it back in the machine for him to come back 950/1000 times and win

I am currently drunk and on to a good night. But I still think about my thread . Woooooo!

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OP, how much do you think you've lost lifetime at table games? In the pits?

great thread, subbed, keep it coming

Definitely top 3 of anything I've ever read on the interwebs.... Amazing.

Warm Deck if you write a book i would buy it. I think you actually can make some money of it to degen away!

This is very hard to say. I'm going to have to go with a broad range. It could be possible I'm about even, especially if I was to factor in my comps. On the other end, I wouldn't think I would be down more than $50k. Can't be down more than $100k. Pretty big range, but really not sure.

I don't think I can properly convey the dissapointment I felt when I found out that there was no story on page 4 of this thread and I still have 55 minutes left in my work day.

Well done sir, Read the entire thread this afternoon, amazing stories. Will be eagerly awaiting future stories.

Some people spend a lot more money to have a lot less fun.

"Trying to make a dollar out of 15 cans"

that one had me rolling, this is some good chit holmes, material any true degen can relate to.

What slams your awesome stories home is the imagery of **** like Poker ****ing Jay fist-pumping at the exact moment in your story where you say you got some Grey Goose and juice. Just ****ing outstanding WarmDeck.

Out. ****ing. Standing.