If you've followed my PG&C thread at all then you know I've taken a few shots at the occasional big Tournament.

I recently just made a post in which I'm selling action from now until 2016. Well, I got into a bit of an argument with a poster about the shares I'm selling and in the argument I made the comment that I would EAD if I did not final table a major tournament next year.

here is a link to the post and my PG&C

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=1542

So, I want to go on record proclaiming that I will in fact EAD if I don't final table a major tournament next year.

I don't mean that as a euphemism, I mean it literally. If I don't final table a big tournament next year, I will find a restaurant that serves the big D and I will make a video of me eating that D

bro... no need to make excuses to EAD, like nike says, just do it

Fold river

So you will eat a donut or a duck?

Can we pick the dick?

My fondest memory of my gramps was cutting off the dick of a deer and chasing my sissy cousin with it before he fried it up and ead. Pretty ****ing bad ass. I am now a vegetarian because of it

when it happens,pics or it didnt happen

I don't know if I trust BBV to pick the slong...

be just my luck you guys find some mammoth 3 foot long walrus dong and then I'd find myself on some Man vs Food mega challenge... like when he ate the 30 pound cheeseburger, but in my case, it will be 3 feet of walrus dong...

nope, don't think I could survive a BBV picked slong.

though I will take suggestions...

Just eat it eat eat it eat it eat it

You'll play only one tournament next year to make your chances better?

One can only hope...

Bet you wont......

lmfao

i have followed your pg&c thread and that makes me want you to get some binkage, but ffs if you actualls ate a D!

now i am torn...

I feel we need to spread this in order to get collusion going in case he does in fact reach a final table. Every time he's all in everyone calls, increases his expected value but makes it darn unlikely he is going to make the final table.

What's your definition of a "major tournament?"

Any tournament with a prize pool over $100k and/or any tournament with a $1k or greater buy-in.

So basically, HPT, WPT, WSOP events, (some of the) WSOP circuit events, (some of the) Magazine sponsored tournament events, (some of) the casino sponsored tournament events (like Venetian Deep Stack Extravaganza)

In some cases, tournament might have a $380 buy-in but with 350 entrants prize pool will be over $100k (these count) or a tournament might have a buy-in of $1k but only 97 entrants (super rare but these count as well).

I'll probably play between 1 - 2 of these tournaments a month. So for 2015, I'll play around 16-ish of these tournaments.

I will turn this into a prop bet in December, but will change it to from final table to "Place top 3" and make the odds 1:10 against. Was thinking of making it "win" a major tournament at 1:50 odds against but no one would probably make that bet to bet $1k merely to win $20. But I think people would be willing to bet for the sweat of 1:10 odds to bet $1k to make $100 with something like this...

Meh, EAD is not like some adventure prop bet. As we discussed earlier its more like a way of life over here

Come on, has anyone ever ate an "actual" D here in BBV and then posted a video of it???

could be epic???

Damn, Wtf is going on over here in bbv these days? Why you want to EAD so bad?

I vote for Deer dick...should be easy to find?...I also nominate myself to be the person to verify that Harris completes the challenge since I assume he lives close by.

Eat 3 penis wine.