Live poker is ****ing me in the ass while smacking upside my bitch head

My last five all-in hands (all 1$-2$ with $200-$250 stacks except last hand):

1 - 10-10 AIPF against maniac. He has 9-9. Board comes AKJ4.........9

2 - AA, all in on flop of 10-9-4. Villain turns over JJ and hits running diamonds for the flush.

3 - A6s, flop comes A65, all-in against guy with AQ, turn 5, river 5, split pot.

4 - QJ of spades, flop comes A83 all spades, all in against guy with 99, turn 9, river 3.

5 - AKo. I have exactly $187. Raise, idiot on button shoves and says he has 'about $200'. I call. Dealer counts my stack but not villains. Villain turns over A10. Board comes 25439. Goddammit split pot agai- wait why do I only have 178? Pot wasn't raked, neither of us in blinds. Explain to dealer whats happening. Dealer says theres nothing he can do. Talk to floor, he says theres nothing he can do. Walk out in rage.


[x] about $1300 below EV in ~200 hands at 1$-2$.
[x] lost money on a split pot with no rake
[ ] handle idiot dealers and douchebag angleshooters well
[miserable]x

Please post cute bunny pictures to help me feel better.

I do not like you.

"When men on the chessboard...... get up and tell you where to goooooo....."

wtf is she, 4'8"? god damn those are ****ing ******ed shoes

Me: She's asian
Alobar: Oh, then nevermind, good sir.

ban first response

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for the love of god why are you commenting on the SHOES

fat fuzzy fella

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yw

lol

yes, let us not disregard the fact that she looks like a transvestite.

I'm not posting this in any kind of creepy manner.