CigarDan's guide to betting EPL
Step 1 Bet against Sunderland
Step 2 win that monies
Step 3 repeat as often as possible.

wow multiple tldrs my brain cant handle that. Im now on 2nd line of your 1000th post Dan.

I need some time to catch up

Now, I'm trapped at work, but I have Tuesday to look forward to (girl lookin to get some from me)

I won some bets too this weekend though, hamburger both teams will score, Mancity, I dont remember my third pair

And Sunday is WSOP FT, and the Finale of the poker league I run, starting with a I'm 10k lead over the next closest player (blinds to start at 50/100)

Successful weekend update/post spew complete

Good, now it's time for you to contribute to Melon Monday.

You can contact Kristy if you are that curious as I did forward a photo at her request a few weeks back.

you are a pervert

lol

tl;dr

Tomorrow is Tuesday imo

Im off to switch tires in Slovenia tomorrow, there are some ppl saying that I shouldnt drive over 220 kmh with winter tires on, never understood that ****. 265 seems reasonable.

I bet the guy who got to **** Kate upton in high school hates birth control and rallies against it whenever possible

wat?

i dont get it

You gotta lock that down when you hit the shot LDO

Variance got Federline with Britney but the concept stands

Bat?

I dont bet it

you know, except having a child when you were in high school bit.

She also would have probably got a fat ass after having a baby. Especially not being a model in this life trajectory. No need to stay thin. She doesn't seem super talented in much either, so you would have had to be the money maker. No chance for college as you need money now. Work some ****ty job for the rest of your life, before going bald. Then she would have left you after she tells you shes been ****ing all your friends behind your back. You'd still have to pay child support obviously, so can't quit the job you have at Walmart. And obviously no woman would be interested in you, being bald, poor and such.

Nah, I think banging her in highschool without getting her preggers is definitely the better option.

this

cliffs -
played good poker
road tripped soccer game - my team won
didn't fart on very nice lady
won many sports bets