Keep running like **** and digging myself even deeper into the hole.

Played 4 parlays each 250€ at the CL games. They all went 2-1 and 3 of them lost by one fkn goal.

Could have been a good profit when I would bet singles like every normal sports bettor does, but that's not what degens do who keep chasing losses.

Plus I throw my last money at the casino games, again.


@Snipes
You have to show me how you turn 250 bucks into 25k. So fkn sick.
Keep updating and please post some big parlays.

This was a rarity bro. A lot of times even if I get to 250>10k I have busted it. Hard to hang onto it. Also the amount of 250s..heck let's even say 2500 shots I've lost on BJ outweigh the one 25k victory I just had.

And I know what you mean. Most of my demise has been because I ran bad..got rivered out of a huge parlay and went on tilt. Then you go from picking 2/3 or 3/4 to picking 0/4..and by the time you go 4/4 your hole is so big it doesn't matter.



Update on Party: Got the $ in my account already. Damn that was fast considering the shadiness. Waiting on BWIN.

How Bwin are still going is a good job for them

Always enjoy your updates/stories Snipes! hoping for some run good.

Good stories Snipes, don't know how you keep a relationship going through those swings. You always make me feel better about my degenning - that Astros game hurt me as well! That is a killer for you though

There are times when degens make big scores because they press almost recklessly because they just dgaf. If Snipes goes on tilt and starts playing blackjack like a maniac and just happens to catch a winning streak when he's in that mood he's going on a monster run. A careful, structured blackjack player almost never does that because he's careful.

I saw a friend of mine do that once after being very angry with his last 200 dollars. I lit a cigarette and before I was done smoking it he turned the 200 into 5000. And I smoke pretty fast. I wouldn't have believed it unless I saw it myself. He just pushed all chips up until he got to about 2k and then had a smaller stack in the back. After he got up to 5k I grabbed his arm and he snapped at me to not touch him and I swear he almost hit me (another degen characteristic).

Degens gonna degen.

so my degen story isnt all that bad its pretty tame compared to Snipes and most of these guys. It just is frustrating and kind of degen how i tilted the past couple weeks. I havent played online poker in a couple years, usually just play live and also sometimes with friends, anyhow i make an account at ACR, first week i run $80 to $300 so thats good, even took a check for $100 so im like its all profit now and going to make alot of money. Well next day I play, AIPF, AJ loses to A10 on the bubble, AK loses to QJ another bubble, play a $36 heads up super turbo and get it in with 48 on a 487 flop, guy calls with A8 turn is a ace of course. So i deposit $300 and play their casino, lose it all in 3 minutes so i ask can ban the casino, they do, so they i keep deposit $100 each night and end up donking it away in a few hands of PLO cash, what happens is first buyin i always get a bad beat, then next buyin i tilt and shove it and lose too. So last night i self exclude for a few months, sick of losing my money on this crap.

i also played casino games a few weeks ago and lose $1000 in 2 hours on it, just very very unlucky lately in gambling. i get 20 on blackjack against a 4 after a double $100 hand, dealer draws out to 21 ! sick game.... what made it feel better i got a raise last week for $4000 over next year, so im like that just covered all my recent losses thats nice at least.

Why bother playing poker ,gambling aint your thing just focus on your career .just saying

You're not unlucky when you lose. You're expected to lose in the end. It's not hard to figure out.

given the math, if you play long enough, you have to lose

Snipes - do you ever lay a team? So for example when Astros go 7-3 up you should put 1k on Oakland to win at good odds so you guarantee $$

Holy **** I'm posting here again, but this time it's for my girlfriend... My girlfriend has never been okay with my straight up degenerate tendencies, but she likes to gamble. Her absolute max limit is $100, no more, no less. In her words 'if you're gonna win, it's never gonna take more than $100.'

It's a relatively small limit, as she loves to play quarter and dollar machine slots. She'd deposit $100 and torch it relatively quick, or run up a couple hundred bucks and cash out.

Tonight though she won some jackpot (idk I dont play slots) for $6,300, she was ecstatic and called a few of her friends and sister over. They bring wine and start playing the dollar slots, and oh god, here we go in my mind. They get down to $4,000 and I keep telling her to stop but I see that oh so familiar look in her eyes. She's down to $3,000 now. At that point I left to my buddies to watch the canelo and golovkin fight (which I had money on **** boxing corrupt piece of **** sport but everyone knows that) and by the time I came back she was at $9,360. Her biggest win by a light year, her and her friends are ecstatic, etc. Right then her account was blocked, oh here we go, her account is like mine everything is verified. So this doesn't make any sense.

She emailed partypoker, and actually was on the verge of crying lol, she felt like she got robbed on her first big win ever. I told her to call in, it's way quicker, those clowns get nothing done by email. She calls in and the person on the other side of the phone puts her on hold four times just to tell her that her account is permanently closed, because she made her account when she was underage and it's strictly against policy, they have regulations, etc. My girlfriend is 24 years old, lol!

They're saying she made her account when she was underage, but she's been legal to gamble for 6 years, and made dozens of cash outs and withdrawals, doesn't make any sense. She said there's no way she made it while underage. The person on the phone was firm, and said her account was never verified in the first place with ID, and their system just flagged it now. 7 years later, apparently lol, even though her account is verified to withdraw, transfer, etc.

She emailed the different party teams and I told her to call tomorrow, but that's pretty sick if she doesn't get paid the 9 grand, I feel bad. I have faith in them, they didn't rip me off, but holy **** they sound like a bunch of goofs lately

Oh this is bad..I don't know how this will end with Party. Good luck to you and your girlfriend

After scoring 30k in Blackjack I was about 7k away from paying off this month's bills (balance transfers) and about 20k away from more wiggle room. I ran my bookmaker account up to $7k on Sat but then busted it all and another 5-6k. The $30k is down to about $22k now so I have placed this parlay for tomorrow after luckboxing a $3400 payout on San Diego State University vs Stanford.

If I win this bet I will be in pretty good shape to take care of this month's mess and I will have a few days to try and run it up some more for more freedom.

Pretty square picks I must say..just hope all 3 of these hold LOL.

Sometimes..sadly most of the time my account is at $0. I am a severe degen and 100% of my BR is on the line 99% of the time so there is nothing left to lay/hedge. And to get more paysafe vouchers or deposit more is always a hassle.

Wow, I guess I'm an idiot for having faith in party poker?

My girlfriend just got an email back saying they will refund her deposit, then close her account. They told her to make a new one. They said they can't let accounts be active when they were made underage. BUT! She's ****ing 24 now so it's all good, she can make a new account according to them.

I was like oh well, it's no reason to freak out, they'll probably just refund your deposit and transfer the remaining balance to that account. Nope. My girlfriend swears up and down her account was made 4 years ago, which would make her 20. Don't know about other places, but the legal gambling age here is 18.

As of right now, the funds are confiscated, gone. Party considers the matter closed as well. Sickening right now, my girlfriend has deposited and withdrawn dozens of time, weird it was a problem now, eh? I have screenshots and recordings of all relevant info, if party doesn't fix this pretty quick I guess I'm gonna make a thread or something, go public. Doesn't make sense, and party paid me out like $24k not long ago. They gave me quite the run around but eventually came through.

Should be super easy for them to now when account was open. So 24 now she would of had to open account six years ago to be underage.

Ask when account was open and should get sorted quick if she is right

Still super shady only use underage if she was when she had nice win

Post in party thread and sports betting thread lot people had same craps in sports thread.

Dallas let me down, learn never back against Denver at home.

lol Snipes youre sucha loser.

$3400 on an 0/3 Parlay.

There were so many obvious parlays you could of made but you chose to go down the sketchiest route betting road teams.


If you had any sense at all you'd be betting money line just to grind out a smaller win. 2 Game spread parlays are hard enough to win and you're betting 3 gamers with large wagers.

I usually dont kick people while theyre down but you caught lightning in a bottle with that 6 game baseball parlay to save yourself from trouble and then you go right back to setting money on fire a few thousand at a time. you'll be broke by week 5 of the nfl.

BTW if youre betting the Monday night bet the over.

Wrong thread buddy, move along.

Snipes, you go girl.

Not at all the wrong thread.

Someone being honest would benefit this guy much more than a bunch of incoherent degens egging him on.

Your condescension and insulting language isn't going to make a degenerate gambler feel better about themselves and it derails the point of the thread.

Which is aptly titled Degen Stories.

Maybe you didn't notice.

Oh I noticed. I love the degen stories but this guy is starting to make me sick. Too much of the same stuff isn't considered entertaining after awhile. Doesn't take any talent or skill to piss money away on parlays, so who really wants to read the same story over and over again.

-guy has a run of bad luck
-bets way beyond his means
-gets lucky once after building massive debt
-guy learns absolutely nothing
-falls back into loser mode
-goes broke or might as well be broke


how many times do you wanna read that from the same guy before it becomes bothersome? Its honestly not even a story at this point, its just some guy logging his action, posting when hes hopeful or after a big score.


I would rather read an actual story not some guy driving all over the place hitting up gas stations for pre-paid credit cards and betting online.

Detroit lions +3 free money

Eli manning throws 10 picks and Detroit sack Eli 48 times in first quarter

Worse picks I ever done was Dallas thought they were at home would never back giving Denver points at Denver, should been easy picks Denver.