I remember my first beer

Really tell us more, what kind of beer , where was it

Don't leave us hanging, more plz.

Lost a friends money was selling drugs for him ( obv bad and stupid) so me and friend had go make the money, of we go on the train to Wales to do some shoplifting ( only big stores still wrong) go into some big supermarket store we get a sound system that will cover are stupidity and get us even .

Walk out shop with big arse sound system right past checkout, no one says anything yeah home free.

Get to train station and wait on bridge till time get on train. Friend sticks his head round corner of the bridge and some security guy spots him. Next thing they shout there they are and guard and shelf stacking hero guys start charging of towards us.

We make a run for it my m8 older and much slower then me and heads into thick bush , I follow him ( mistake) Bush becomes impassable so basically sitting ducks, about 8 of them so obv we are screwed and just give up.

Guard becomes over deranged and arm bars my m8, m8 is in pain saying let go of his arm , guard had dislodged his shoulder, in pain as he still get his arm half way up his back friend never fought back or said anything, had get him understand he being over eager and he seen he hurt him and stoped

Try take us over live track lines, I made take me long way as not haveing some dude trip up and both land on live black line, guard drags m8 over live line, cops come and said never caught you if never went same way

I lost his money in the bookies so at least had some betting poker in.

End up paying him back in full.

I lost a few k in the past months playing online BJ, decided to play a last time before going to vacation in Spain for 2 weeks.

So i deposited 40 eur, turned that into 8200 e, my biggest run so far online, decided to withdraw 5500 and leave 27OO to try to run it higher. I was really excited to be balling with that winning on vacation.

You all know the outcome of this, lost the 2700, canceled the 5500 wire, lost it all. Deposited an extra 1500 e dust that off again and ending going to Spain with a miserable low budget instead of balling there with 10 k.

This was 3 weeks ago

Go back to school...

this is what this thread is all about

Drug school ha ha am I right or am I right.

One time I put a joint on black and came up black which got me wait a sec , 1+1=2

2 joints.

Ok already someone post so my last to post die plz.

degens gonna degen

Lost 600 usd playing the digital games on Belfair (they have one horse race, virtual tennis and football, etc) started betting 1-2, then 5 the multiples and you know the rest of the story. Actually felt bad since I lost it all in meaningless games, haven't returned back there at least, but still randomly bet on blackjack.

This is the best thread in the Internet

Self ban from arcade , casino , I have and set a limited about I can deposit. Save yourself from lost on daft games.

built a bankroll up to 8k$ from 50$ in order to lose it all back @roulette in a span of 30 minutes. fml for real

so much great stories in this thread, I would recommend to read this whole thread to anyone that has a gambling problem and wants to quit.

See you in a week ^

^ He deleted his story wtf I thought it was a pretty decent story


my net worth would probably be 15-20k higher if I had never read this thread

I wonder how many degens just dont share their story because they are lazy and defeated.

I had been in control almost 8 months but in the last 30 days have lost close to 10k in small $50-150 deposits. So many bad beats that I don't have the energy and I don't even know where to start.

I do remember one night where I was up hiding from my wife gambling away on the couch at 4am when I finally ran up a $75 deposit on NJ Pokerstars. Here I am grinding out the penny slots and worked up the deposit to close to 7k. This was about 2 weeks ago and I would've won back all i've lost and been up 3k. Cash out the 4k I lost and was 'happy' with being even and decide use the 3k to grind MTT's. I finally have the roll I wanted, Im thinking about all the poker I can play but theres nothing running at 7am on NJ stars.

I decide to play a few hands of blackjack while I sip on some vodka to help me fall asleep as the stims I was on are still running thru my system.

Fast foward to 1pm that Saturday. All 7k dusted off and another 1k in deposits. This was 2 weeks ago and I've done something similar each weekend since. I go down big, win my money back plus some and then always punt it. I don't even know why I bother online since its been ages when I completed a cash out. I want to stop again but this fing disease is such a cvnt.

How will your wife react when she finds out your losses?

story for another day my man.

Hopefully you're still around to tell it

Still the greatest degen story ever.

Wow, I look at my last posts and they're sickening..

And it only gets worse. I've lost another $35,000, and it's mainly credit cards/loans, overdraft, all that good ****.

I just dusted off $2,350 at my local casino I said I was gonna ban myself from. I went home, reversed a $1,650 cashout from partypoker.. lost that. Deposited $700 through entro pay, lost. I then deposited $2,000 from my bank that isn't there, and threw it all on third 12. Closed my laptop, walked away. Lost.

Now there's $2,000 going to come out of one of my accounts that's in max overdraft. $2,000 I don't have. I don't know how this will play out but **** me. I'm down well over 200 grand. I feel like everything is a lost cause.

Actually I've now deposited $5,000 from my bank that isn't there. It let me do $2,000, $2,000, and $1,000. I don't even care.

I'll see how all that pans out, but **** em. I had a $1,650 cashout pending since April 9th, and every time I contacted them they said 1-3 business days. **** em. They're gonna try withdraw $5,000 that isn't there soon. Fun.

you will get blacklisted from the site, but legally speaking, they wont be able to do jack ****