Would "catarrh" be a loogy? 'Cause, if so, that makes this story even more lol'ey!!!

The NHL picks went 3/4 dude..lol. Are you really going to jesus christ someone for going 3-3? What do you pick ST? Let me know maybe I can tail.

Thanks POCKET..honestly that's what I was trying to think about. It's just $40 into $200..which has been done SO many times with ease. But I enver even crossed the 5k mark. SHould have quit the blackjack and done slots or something else IDK but it went downhill pretty fast. Biggest hand was only $200 too so it was a steady death.

So much gold itt. This has to be one of my favorite threads on 2p2, despite the fact that it was started by a guy named "orgasm maker."

Seems like the more screenshots I post the more I am questioned and blasted. What are all these non-degens doing in here? You guys need to go out and enjoy your life because this side of the fence ain't pretty. Anyways..some update information - mom's bill for 3k is due April 3rd which is a Monday and means I need to have it paid by tomorrow for it to process. Even if I win the parlay I am about to post I will be slightly late on it but I can pay a minimum payment by borrowing $200 from someone and then pay the rest when the money comes next week.

bet365 gave me a loyalty bonus and I bet virtual horses (lol) and binked quite a run up. Ran it up to about $650 yesterday and bet it on a 5 gamer..which I did not post. The 5 gamer went 3-2 (1 game got rivered hard - the other I lost from opening tip) but I cashed my ticket out when 2 games had won, 1 was looking good and 1 was completely dead (+4.5 I had and they were down 19 with 5min remaining). I cashed out $175 which is what they offered me. I took this $175 and bet it on Blues -1.5, Clips -6.5 and Jazz -7.5. Won $1600. So now here is another "last stand" ticket. This time it is much more hittable as it is only 3 games opposed to 5-6.

I don't know if it was the pressure or what but it was very difficult to decide on the 3 I liked. I don't even know if I like these..sometimes they seem like they are a clear cut 0-3. Anyways GL to me. If I win this my problems are solved short-term so it would be a big day personally. Let's see what happens.

LOL Snipes

This is a sweat! That over is... Optimistic.

Too many missed chances in the first period. Looking completely dead now. Would need a huge miracle.

If the Pistons and Cavs both cover before the NHL game ends will they offer you a buyout? That would be the play of possible

They offered me 275 at one point and 400 and I didn't pull the trigger. IT is dead now wish I took the payout

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

0-3..wish I bet on your flyers tonight

Some run good for snipes from FBI

Singles hard get up , stop with the parlays and bet for fun on singles only.

Thanks for the tip and complement.Loogy lol! Just been reading your thread and I feel truly and utterly brain ****ed... but intrigued.... And it's weird the last post so far has that Female body inspector pic and a tip. Just coincidence I'm sure.

Confirmed busto Snipes? Cavs lost lol

Busto indeed. Begging people for loans right now. If I don't get it I will face the music. If I do get it..will be back in this spot in 30 days. Hoping I don't get it.

Sincerely,

Addict.

Let's bring some reality into this, first time posting, this for you snipes.

2 class A felonies (later reduced) and had to spend all my bank money on lawyers/ex gf and daughter. Literally 35-40k gone.
-spent a year locked up before I got a deal and am on papers for 5 years with a 10 year back up
-ran up a roll in prison playing pinochle and am owed 3.5k from two on the inside
-their old ladies are paying me monthly now that I am out.
-debt is nearly cleared
Before I got arrested I stashed my roll on my property(11.3k in cash plus jewelry/misc +3-4k)
Dug that **** up on day one.

pawned my misc for about 1.5k
Loaded up money on bj sites and have been as high as 30 to busto several times with cashouts in between

Still owe 10-15k for lawyers/probation fees/room/board

Getting 1k in bonuses tomorrow from multiple sites(combined)

Playing 1-2 and 2-4 on ignition.

Am 28.i feel you snipes

Flex89 the degen is strong in you it is

I see I live of degen and wakein up in 40s saying we're am I huh wtf what this who are you what's happening we're am I huh.

Your grammar is pretty degen there, buddy.

LOL

Pendaflex, what were your felonies? I'm guessin carding, I'd theft. 11k is a lot of money for someone fresh out of jail. I would not play with all of that. You will reget it if you lose, and you will playing casino on ignition.

Lol a lot of people will need therapy in the future.

one parlay away snipes!

Man, I love this thread. It makes me feel a lot better about the rare times I go on Ignition and blow just a couple hundo on something stupid like roulette.

At any rate, good luck Snipes. Hope things turn around for you.

Degen affects all the faculties.


Wonder if Snipes got his loans or has faced the music and is free from this crap.