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03-02-2017 , 10:50 PM
Here's a short one for you:
grind about 3 hrs at bj = +$2000
go to $300 minimum table w/$1500
bust
bust
dealer bj
bust
18 dealer 20
heads up. took less than 90 seconds.
dealer never took a hit.....
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03-04-2017 , 02:04 PM
Waiting on Liverpool for 100k

Spoiler:
£250
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03-04-2017 , 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO
Lol nah. Hope you win.
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03-04-2017 , 09:59 PM
Dude! Appreciate it.

Burrito can stay
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03-05-2017 , 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO
Dude! Appreciate it.

Burrito can stay
Win big and make the ghost of Orgasm maker very proud!
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03-05-2017 , 05:32 AM
How do you guys in here handle degen gambling and Christianity? Do you repent after a gambling binge every night or morning after you lost? What if you win? If I win I dont like to repent my sins.

Do you wait until sunday to see the priest?

The reason I ask is that I WANT to go the Celestial Kingdom after I die and my spirit leaves this world. I do NOT want my gambling addiction to interfere with me getting in. I dont want to have to wait, months, days or lightyears before they let me in thr pearly gates. Thanks!
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03-05-2017 , 07:05 AM
U should only be concerned with the gambling gods
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03-05-2017 , 07:15 AM
There is only one god, and I like to call him Gamblor


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03-05-2017 , 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by cafepoker
How do you guys in here handle degen gambling and Christianity? Do you repent after a gambling binge every night or morning after you lost? What if you win? If I win I dont like to repent my sins.

Do you wait until sunday to see the priest?

The reason I ask is that I WANT to go the Celestial Kingdom after I die and my spirit leaves this world. I do NOT want my gambling addiction to interfere with me getting in. I dont want to have to wait, months, days or lightyears before they let me in thr pearly gates. Thanks!
fairy tales
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03-05-2017 , 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Briro2017
fairy tales
They are actually great tasting deep fried with some ketchup!
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03-05-2017 , 10:02 AM
Am going to the bookies wish me luck

Watch me turn 20 pence into 40 pence like magic.
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03-05-2017 , 11:11 AM
yasssssssss PR gogogogo
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03-07-2017 , 12:41 PM
meh trip so far, report up in LVL. Need to run up the last remaining 1k of this BR.
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03-07-2017 , 01:26 PM
glgl report has already been solid, typical degening. Let's get a sunrun!
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03-08-2017 , 10:24 PM
*** sakes played slots again. Never again
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03-09-2017 , 12:51 AM
*** slots. I got rekt on this trip on them.

I won at tables, poker, roulette, but got crushed in slots. I feel your insanepain
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03-09-2017 , 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO
*** slots. I got rekt on this trip on them.

I won at tables, poker, roulette, but got crushed in slots. I feel your insanepain
I've gotten into a physical altercation with a slot machine before lol
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03-09-2017 , 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Briro2017
I've gotten into a physical altercation with a slot machine before lol
i believe this
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03-09-2017 , 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by rtd353
i believe this
Glad to read.
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03-09-2017 , 10:44 AM
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i dont believe this
fyp
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03-09-2017 , 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
I admire Briro2017 so so much
Fyp
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03-09-2017 , 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by PreFlopRaiser
I bet $5000 on the Atlanta Falcons to win the super bowl and witnessed the impossible like I'm sure most americans did tonight. I was feeling on top of the world at half time , doing shots of whisky and lines of cocaine at the super bowl party. Running my cocky mouth that the patriots are done and Tom Brady deflate gate was never going to win a super bowl again. How the **** do you blow a 28-3 lead with 2:00 left in the 3rd quarter. The NFL is rigged beyond reasonable doubt. NFL lets the impossible happen to increase ratings and have a perfect fairy tale ending for the season. I threw my friends television off his balcony so I owe him $750 for that , total loss -$5750.
oy. def seemed rigged
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03-10-2017 , 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Snipes
As people have already said...this does not compare to the rest but i'll add my piece.

Started sportsbetting casually at the age of 14. I've been watching sports since i was 7 religiously. Every sport. Nba, NFL, MLB, Soccer, anything you name it. A friend of mine who was sick at online poker back in 2004, introduces me to sports betting. I place my first few bets and am hooked. He's shocked at how good I run. Over the years I casually bet, $100 here $100 there, $5 here $5 there. First year university: I'm 18. Start with a $40 deposit and turn into 5k in a few months. In between I lose 1k, 2k, and so on because I love going all in on my ****ing Lakers when they are down in play because Kobe is god. I live like a king for a few months, then I lose it all.

Fall into depression because I go from being +5k to 1k in debt. I find online poker (before this I played live a lot and thought I was the best because I could beat my friends). Get owned online all summer, my whole gets bigger. Down about 2k which to me was a lot because I had no job and was 18. September comes, and NFL is here. YES! I don't bet baseball btw becaue I stopped watching in 05. NFL comes around, I start caking money. Up 4k like its nothing. Go all in on tilt in play after losing a measley $300 bet and lose it all. There goes 4k. Build it up in 2 weeks to 3k, all in again in live play on tilt and gone. Keep doing this till Nba comes around. NBA comes around and i dont have bankroll to bet until allstar break. Deposit $40, and turn it into $15k in 1.5 months. People think I'm god (still do to this day because over the years I've picked games over 65% in NFL and NBA). I spend most of the 15k, and have about 7k left. I am about to punch in Lakers to win finals (this year) @ +200 for $2k, and then my power goes out. I figure its a sign from god and hold off. Lose about 5k more on in play bets. Also keep in mind I'm a 2nd year business student in the top business school in Canada. I get kicked out at the end of the semester cz I start handicapping games during exams (why write exams when I'm going to be a sharp right?)

Lakers win NBA finals (I was happy but also tilting), now I'm in debt 1k. I start going casino 2x a week borrowing money from friends that made money off my picks. Now I'm down 3k. One of my friends gets in money trouble and says he needs money asap, or he's telling my dad (yes, you heard me correct). And I knew if my parents find out I'm an avid sports better and poker player they'll kill me AND pay off my debts and I'd have to hear that **** forever. I collect $300 by stealing 20's from parents wallets and purses (a hobby I still do and always have - dw I'll pay them back soon). Get about 300, bet on the world cup, run like god and have about $1500 collected. Germany plays Argentina - I know they'll win and I place my bet on Germany to win in 90 minutes, Mueller to score and Klose to score. I'm about 5k in debt. Germany wins 3-0, Mueller and Klose scores. I'm at around 5k. I'm out of debt! Decide to celebrate by playing online slots. I go up $500, then lose that $500 + $1k. I'm still in good shape, only thing left to pay off is credit card which is fine because minimum payments are sicklife. I say **** it, and I decide to parlay 2 games on baseball at $2500, and bet $2500 on a game. I go 1/3, only game I win was 1 of the parlay games. $5k gone the next day.I call my friend tell him what happens and he wants to kill me. I talk him out of making me get the money from my parents and go on payment plan. I grind some money off live poker by being staked and make around $1800 off 2/5 in 2 days. I bet $1800 on Germany URaguay over 2.5 (it was 5 goals total in the game I believe) and I'm at around 3k. Still $5k in debt. I know Netherlands are going to ****ign sandbag Spain in the Wcup, and they are very undevalued. I also know Arjen Robben is going to score. I bet $2500 on Netherlands at +150 to win world cup, and $500 at Arjen Robben to score at +350.

I'm watching the game, Arjen RObben has abreakaway, my life flashes by my eyes, all my friends are cheering, and Iker ****ing Casillas ****s on my face and saves it. And then Arjen Robben has another breakaway and chokes. My life is over. I lose it all.

Where am I now? Still $5k in debt. Make frequent trips to the boat which is 1hour away to hopefully grind $100 BJ into $5k but never works. Can't grind poker because no BR for 2/5 even though it's the easiest game you'll ever find. FOr those that have gone to Niagara Fallsview know what I'm talking about. Even try and grind slots to win a jackpot. Hasn't worked. I just lost $500 because I tried to grind $500 at 2/4 on FT but had my aces full cracked by quad Kings. Sick life! Have gained over 30lbs, def not the high school athelete I once was, but still have my gf of 4 years. Yay me.

While all this happened, I found out my dad was cheating on my mom for 1.5 yrs. But that helped because I petitioned to get back into school and used that as my excuse for depression and got back in.

I'll be out of hte hole soon! PS my friend is planning on having me killed as we speak.

Cliffs:
-Make lots of money off sportsbetting
-After losign 1 or 2 bets, I tilt and lose all my money in live betting.
-Become baller, about to bet on Lakers to win ship, power goes out
-Lose all my money, get kicked out of school
-Win money off sick Germany game - tilt on slots - bet it all away on baseball for which I think i'm probably 3-20 in betting all time.
-Build BR to 1800, win off WCUP 3d place game, then lose it because Arjen Robben ****s me.
-Makes trips to casino to hit slots like old grannies but fail.
-Dad cheats on mom
-I love life!

I'm 19 btw. Can't wait till I'm 21 - here I come Vegas!
This was fun to read..
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03-10-2017 , 04:29 AM
Update***

I'm 26 now. Life has gotten much better but my degen ways have not. I am now 50k in the hole as I write this. I make 85k a year, work a very good job, have a very lovely girlfriend and all things are swell. I also started working out a few years ago and went from being fat to being in good shape.

Over the years my debt just got larger and larger. The number is still not too bad as people have higher student debts. The issue is the stress. I live everyday not knowing if I'll be able to pay my bills this month. It's also why I still live at home.

In the summer I won about $30k gambling and I was out of debt. I was about +20k in life - this is with a lavish quality of life and a decent job. I proceeded to lose all that plus 50k since.

I have bad credit still so I am a supplementary holder on parents card. I couldn't stomach telling them I am a degen but every month I run up the CC bill with deposits which I pay off by taking loans from friends. My girlfriend bailed me out of a 10k hole recently too.

I have taken 25k in advances at work and owe 50k in life. I have maxed my mom's credit card for 3k this month and mine for about 8k. I have no credit left - no income coming and $200 to my name. Today I lost a 4 game parlay cz of the Rangers (up 3-2 in the third ended up losing 4-3) which would have set me free. I take massive parlay shots (Deposit 500-1k - parlay 4 games, parlay 3 games to try and win 50-75k). I have 4 weeks to pay the CC bills..need 11k minimum but have $200 to my name. Pretty much everyone I know has loaned me a sum..don't think I can get out of this mess now. Wish me luck everyone.

Over the years I've had a lot of parlay beats on the last game that would make people puke. Ranging from 2k to 110k. I just lost out on a 40k winner last week by 1 game and today was another gutting loss for 20k. I always cry about how these parlays would save my life but I am starting to believe that is no longer the case. I've won these parlays and erased my debts in the past only to find myself in a bigger hole the next time. Maybe I ought to just work this 50k off because if I get out of this..the next hole will be 100k. Worst part is I am a winning sports bettor..not sure why I'm even saying that as it's hard to believe anyone saying that - but just take my word for it. It's what makes this story even grosser. Wish I was a donk that picked 30% and was busto. Instead I have a massive ROI in MLB and NFL props, along with small ROI on NHL and NBA spreads. Lulz.

I want the finer things in life. I don't want things you get by making 100k-200k-500k. I want unlimited roll. I want steak dinners. I never want to be pinching for pennies. It's why I swing and why I have swung for the fences always. All it's done though is cause pain. I'm 26 now and have had some great times in my 20s..but they were always overshadowed by the gamb0l. Even the best nights I had with my friends and family were overshadowed by a game or 2 that ruined the moment for me. Vacations I've ruined by going to the casino and busting etc. What I'm trying to say is..and I had this feeling last week when I lost out on that 40k parlay. It was 1am and my girl was comfortably in my bed with a bag of chips wanting to watch a show or movie. And it hit me. Why do I want the finer things in life when I can just be a regular person - smoke a joint - eat some chips - watch a shitty netflix show and just go to bed in peace. Instead I am playing the game over in my head over and over and how the hockey game should have gone over 5.5 had it not been for 2 posts and etc and being stressed about how I am ever going to get out of this hole..or will everyone around me know how deep of a hole I am in..or if I'll ever be able to save enough for a downpayment..or to even have kids and make sure they live a good life. I tell you man..the finer things are great..the nice foods..the hotels..cars whatever.. - but peace of mind? Priceless.


On the bright side - I love my life. IF i wasn't such a fkn degen boy I tell you i would be LIVING! The things I would do to just get even..man!

Last edited by Snipes; 03-10-2017 at 04:43 AM.
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