so i been getting back into sports lately
i made a big play on OK state vs OK (for those who didnt see the game OKS was down by 3 with like a minute to go and OK was about to shoot 2 free throws, so i thought for sure i lost that one they ended up winning by 2 somehow)
my sportsbook has a built in casino (i know stupid) so i ended up tilting and playing everything from roulette, blackjack to baccarat got my ass kicked hard so im on super monkey tilt cause i just thought i lost twice now trying to recover what i thought was a lost bet but luckily they ended up winning but i was still in the hole from that brief moment of tilt.
heres a Seinfeld joke that relates
Quote:
Husband: How do you lose $150 in the slot machines!
Wife: You lost $15,000!
Husband: Yeah but I know how to gamble.
Bettor: My god, I had a terrible day today. I lost 15 out of 15 in college football, I lost 8 out of 8 in baseball and I lost 6 out of 6 in soccer. I don’t know what I am going to do.
Friend: Well there’s a hockey game on tonight.
Bettor: I don’t know anything about hockey.
basically i started betting on everything i possibly could get action on from womens tennis to international sports ( i had a close call in my moment of tilt i was about to bet everything i had on arsenal FC but after thinking it through something told me it would be a draw so i put a small play on a draw arsenal ended up losing thank god i didnt bet that one)
i one shot my roll on svetlana before i went to sleep yesterday and woke up to a win to bring me close to even(womens tennis)
basically i go on a sick heater did take a few bad beats though on some heavy favorites after two days of non stop bets i am even right now and i made some plays on womens tennis for tonight i will either be down or up depending on who wins