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02-02-2017 , 02:43 AM
so i been getting back into sports lately

i made a big play on OK state vs OK (for those who didnt see the game OKS was down by 3 with like a minute to go and OK was about to shoot 2 free throws, so i thought for sure i lost that one they ended up winning by 2 somehow)

my sportsbook has a built in casino (i know stupid) so i ended up tilting and playing everything from roulette, blackjack to baccarat got my ass kicked hard so im on super monkey tilt cause i just thought i lost twice now trying to recover what i thought was a lost bet but luckily they ended up winning but i was still in the hole from that brief moment of tilt.

heres a Seinfeld joke that relates
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Husband: How do you lose $150 in the slot machines!
Wife: You lost $15,000!
Husband: Yeah but I know how to gamble.
Bettor: My god, I had a terrible day today. I lost 15 out of 15 in college football, I lost 8 out of 8 in baseball and I lost 6 out of 6 in soccer. I don’t know what I am going to do.
Friend: Well there’s a hockey game on tonight.
Bettor: I don’t know anything about hockey.

basically i started betting on everything i possibly could get action on from womens tennis to international sports ( i had a close call in my moment of tilt i was about to bet everything i had on arsenal FC but after thinking it through something told me it would be a draw so i put a small play on a draw arsenal ended up losing thank god i didnt bet that one)

i one shot my roll on svetlana before i went to sleep yesterday and woke up to a win to bring me close to even(womens tennis)

basically i go on a sick heater did take a few bad beats though on some heavy favorites after two days of non stop bets i am even right now and i made some plays on womens tennis for tonight i will either be down or up depending on who wins
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02-03-2017 , 06:19 AM
got destroyed in womens tennis

also for those of you guys debating the superbowl all the worst gamblers i know are calling the patriots the biggest lock so logic says to back the falcons

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The patriots have a higher IQ their defensive coordinator is a rocket scientist
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02-03-2017 , 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by bingbangblaow
got destroyed in womens tennis

also for those of you guys debating the superbowl all the worst gamblers i know are calling the patriots the biggest lock so logic says to back the falcons
Awful gamblers always take the favorites. And overs.
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02-03-2017 , 11:30 AM
The degen is strong in this one
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02-03-2017 , 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by beepbeep33
Was just an interesting scenario is all, haven't had that happen to me on my first hand at a table before.
Sorry just me being a grump.
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02-03-2017 , 03:53 PM
link to my poorly placed degen story as of this morning here

tl;dr 1-3-2-6 bj break even for a while, throw a higher bet, miss, martingale and busto 2k roll in less than 2 min

Last edited by uberpron; 02-03-2017 at 04:00 PM.
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02-04-2017 , 11:36 AM
Degen sun run over.

Lost all my 'fun' degen roll money online Wens and into Thursday in a 36 hour online bender. Called out of work and fuked them over too.

I still left for borgata last night with 10k. How you ask? Wifes away at a bachoreltte party so I visited our bank and convinced the teller to let me take out the funds. I was only supposed to have deposit access according to my wife. Her not being so financially savvy forgot that just not having a debit card doesn't mean you can't access funds in an account.

Lost the 10k plus another few l in CC advances with old cards she couldn't find before she left for her trip.

She comes home tomorrow. This may be the end of Mrs Rockets. Said thing is I love this woman with all my heart yet I'm slowly killing myself physically and mentally and in turn ruining the relationship as well. If u don't see me post for a bit

A. Wife killed me

B. Checked myself into some sort of rehab

C. Took the scrap 500$ I could come up and ran it up to millions.

I have about ~24 hours til she gets home tomorrow for a miracle. Open to suggestions on how to turn 500 into 25k

Last edited by POCKET ROCKETS OOO; 02-04-2017 at 11:41 AM.
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02-04-2017 , 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO
Degen sun run over.

Lost all my 'fun' degen roll money online Wens and into Thursday in a 36 hour online bender. Called out of work and fuked them over too.

I still left for borgata last night with 10k. How you ask? Wifes away at a bachoreltte party so I visited our bank and convinced the teller to let me take out the funds. I was only supposed to have deposit access according to my wife. Her not being so financially savvy forgot that just not having a debit card doesn't mean you can't access funds in an account.

Lost the 10k plus another few l in CC advances with old cards she couldn't find before she left for her trip.

She comes home tomorrow. This may be the end of Mrs Rockets. Said thing is I love this woman with all my heart yet I'm slowly killing myself physically and mentally and in turn ruining the relationship as well. If u don't see me post for a bit

A. Wife killed me

B. Checked myself into some sort of rehab

C. Took the scrap 500$ I could come up and ran it up to millions.

I have about ~24 hours til she gets home tomorrow for a miracle. Open to suggestions on how to turn 500 into 25k
Oh boy. Maybe losing 25k today will be the best thing to ever happen to you. I can look back at myself and losing in LA was the best thing that could've happened to myself. Never ever wanted to feel like that again. The highs are gone but so are the lows. Keep myself busy with other stuff now. I tell
Myself I can't gamble anymore for $25 max on a number in roulette. Would if I get hot. Max in my city is $25 a number Once you've had a taste of the big bets betting peanuts will feel like a waste of time. You can never win big so it becomes pointless.

The urge will die. Just need to stay away from the triggers
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02-04-2017 , 01:13 PM
Wtf Pockets. Last time I was in this thread you were all high and mighty on that GA life.
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02-04-2017 , 01:34 PM
Wtf

Last edited by rubikon; 02-04-2017 at 01:36 PM. Reason: Womens Tennis?
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02-04-2017 , 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by whatthejish
Wtf Pockets. Last time I was in this thread you were all high and mighty on that GA life.
Yeah that was my 3rd attempt at GA.

Fell back into gambling hard, won a good amount of money real quick and lost it plus more even faster.
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02-04-2017 , 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO
Yeah that was my 3rd attempt at GA.

Fell back into gambling hard, won a good amount of money real quick and lost it plus more even faster.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo

The run was real. I'll go to GA with you if you want, Hazelden Center City is a good place for a spin'n'dry too btw
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02-04-2017 , 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO
Yeah that was my 3rd attempt at GA.

Fell back into gambling hard, won a good amount of money real quick and lost it plus more even faster.
Feel for you man, bet you just feel like trying chase your money and feel normal by winning it back.

If I was in your shoes that what I would be thinking

Hard to look forward for us degens as we have no trust in ourselfs to stay gamble free

Only time and staying gamble free make you fell better, but as we all know easier said then done.

Am just put my wages on falcons plus been betting them all week, just want that buzz of a nice win, but when bet big I can't watch the game due to nerves so wish I had only bet £50 so could watch without the nerves

TiVo it so if they win I will watch it all day or if lose want want to even hear anything about nfl.
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02-04-2017 , 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by BigSlick777
Post a good degen story Pocket rockets on the AC trip. You make it sounds like you just lost it as if fell out of your pocket. Surely there was some ups and down, big wagers on roulette or blackjack during playing through 10k. I know when I won 10k this summer, it was over 4 trips with a ton of swings.
See what I mean? Doesn't give a flying **** about the situation you are in. He just wants you to entertain him. Sad.
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02-05-2017 , 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by POCKET ROCKETS OOO
Degen sun run over.

Lost all my 'fun' degen roll money online Wens and into Thursday in a 36 hour online bender. Called out of work and fuked them over too.

I still left for borgata last night with 10k. How you ask? Wifes away at a bachoreltte party so I visited our bank and convinced the teller to let me take out the funds. I was only supposed to have deposit access according to my wife. Her not being so financially savvy forgot that just not having a debit card doesn't mean you can't access funds in an account.

Lost the 10k plus another few l in CC advances with old cards she couldn't find before she left for her trip.

She comes home tomorrow. This may be the end of Mrs Rockets. Said thing is I love this woman with all my heart yet I'm slowly killing myself physically and mentally and in turn ruining the relationship as well. If u don't see me post for a bit

A. Wife killed me

B. Checked myself into some sort of rehab

C. Took the scrap 500$ I could come up and ran it up to millions.

I have about ~24 hours til she gets home tomorrow for a miracle. Open to suggestions on how to turn 500 into 25k
I feel for you, totally and can relate, trust me. 10 years ago I had my biggest loss to date which literally almost cost me my life. I have since set up a stable economy with the help of my wife, every part of our savings is in her name/account and I have no access to it. I still gamble obviously, but with money I can afford.

Hopefully you can come over it, I know from experience that you can always rebuild.
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02-05-2017 , 09:26 AM
if my spouse dinked off $10k + CC cash advances she would be out on the street faster than an dice roll.
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02-05-2017 , 09:41 AM
i once played a friend hu drunk and whoever won got the phone number of the others ex gf. I lost and now they're getting married.
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02-05-2017 , 06:59 PM
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i once played a friend hu drunk and whoever won got the phone number of the others ex gf. I lost and now they're getting married.
+ or - EV ?
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02-05-2017 , 07:32 PM
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if my spouse dinked off $10k + CC cash advances she would be out on the street faster than an dice roll.
This.
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02-06-2017 , 03:19 AM
I bet $5000 on the Atlanta Falcons to win the super bowl and witnessed the impossible like I'm sure most americans did tonight. I was feeling on top of the world at half time , doing shots of whisky and lines of cocaine at the super bowl party. Running my cocky mouth that the patriots are done and Tom Brady deflate gate was never going to win a super bowl again. How the **** do you blow a 28-3 lead with 2:00 left in the 3rd quarter. The NFL is rigged beyond reasonable doubt. NFL lets the impossible happen to increase ratings and have a perfect fairy tale ending for the season. I threw my friends television off his balcony so I owe him $750 for that , total loss -$5750.
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02-06-2017 , 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted by PreFlopRaiser
I bet $5000 on the Atlanta Falcons to win the super bowl and witnessed the impossible like I'm sure most americans did tonight. I was feeling on top of the world at half time , doing shots of whisky and lines of cocaine at the super bowl party. Running my cocky mouth that the patriots are done and Tom Brady deflate gate was never going to win a super bowl again. How the **** do you blow a 28-3 lead with 2:00 left in the 3rd quarter. The NFL is rigged beyond reasonable doubt. NFL lets the impossible happen to increase ratings and have a perfect fairy tale ending for the season. I threw my friends television off his balcony so I owe him $750 for that , total loss -$5750.
looooooooooooollll
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02-06-2017 , 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted by PreFlopRaiser
I bet $5000 on the Atlanta Falcons to win the super bowl and witnessed the impossible like I'm sure most americans did tonight. I was feeling on top of the world at half time , doing shots of whisky and lines of cocaine at the super bowl party. Running my cocky mouth that the patriots are done and Tom Brady deflate gate was never going to win a super bowl again. How the **** do you blow a 28-3 lead with 2:00 left in the 3rd quarter. The NFL is rigged beyond reasonable doubt. NFL lets the impossible happen to increase ratings and have a perfect fairy tale ending for the season. I threw my friends television off his balcony so I owe him $750 for that , total loss -$5750.
this

i was at a friends sb party left after halftime to go finish watching with family thinking everything was sweet i already knew what time it was when i saw the 4th quarter NFL has to be rigged without a doubt thats what i get for doubting the goat brady
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02-06-2017 , 08:19 AM
NFL IS RIGGED. U DON'T MAKE MONEY SPORTS GAMBLING
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02-06-2017 , 10:25 AM
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I threw my friends television off his balcony so I owe him $750 for that , total loss -$5750.
POTY and it's only ****ing February
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02-06-2017 , 01:31 PM
Did Pockets wife kill him?
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