yes, if $4k was the lowest bid at the time, should've opened negotiations at $3500. Coming in at $300 was just dumb. But degen gonna degen.

Trust me, you are a

when did I ever say $300 was the initial offer?

and I will pay $10 to watch this on youtube when someone posts a video

Now things are getting interesting...

How much for a 50-person bukkake in that position?

This thread just got to a new height / low

yes, folks that pay other people to piss in their mouth have very high standards

You know you can see this kind of stuff for free,right?

Uh, that's what I've been told...

The Mom holding a casserole just makes the scene perfect.

Lol at Pocket....


Damn I'm a bit cash poor right now, and I'd def drink some warm beer pee straight out the horses dong for paperclipped 5k stack.

Any takers?? 500 per kick in the nuts also...FTR

Was visiting vegas..live in vegas now but back when I was flying back and forth had some epic nights...think I brought out like 3.5k..I had friends I haven't seen in 10 years flying out so I decided to come ahead 2 days...had a compd room at bellagio anyways..first day I'm there I lose 3k at night I'm down to my last 500..at this point I'm like f it gonna fly home and not see my friends..I go to craps...I turn that 500 into 5k..I think at one point I had numbers pressed up to 1k...anyways I get up and leave with 5k..go to 1020nl...I then run up that 5k into 20k in a few hours..I leave to sleep and obviously felt good had money for my friends and to gamble..the next day I get up and decided to play some craps...I proceed to get smoked for 17k...got 3k left now I'm trying to make it until my friends arrive..one was actually there and was staying in my room...I go play 1020nl and get bad beat q10s v kk I flop boat dude turn kk..now I'm dead broke..I don't tell my friend or text anyone I just pack up my stuff get a plane ticket with whatever money I had left to my name and fly back to Colorado right then and there..I get back to Colorado in the evening..I was selling things on ebay at the time so I contacted a customer and offered a discount on my items on ebay..they said fine and gave me like 800 in my pocket...i was still at the airport and was contemplating flying right back to vegas but needed money so I called my parents they said wtf u need money for to go to vegas etc..so that was a no go..I didn't wanna go back out with a small amount...I said f it I'm just gonna go home...that night I ended up going to the bars with my friends..I'm thinking wow I feel bad I wanted to chill with my friends basically childhood friends..I go out get home at 4am I say to myself u know what I still got a room I'm just gonna but a ticket and fly back out within hours later at 6am I was on a flight back to vegas. My friend didn't really even realize I left..I did gamble obv but can't exactly remember the details

If anyone is interested in telling their badass degen story on the Pokercast, email pokercast(at)twoplustwo(dot)com.

Beat of a lifetime.

I just won 125 Bitcoins / ~ or approx 100k at the one Bitcoin casinos that has advertisements they accept US players but in their TOS says they don't. I'm now in the process of trying to figure out if I have any chance of being paid. Talk about the highest of highs to the lowest of lows.

Pics to prove it btw. If I can ever figure out how to upload here.

FML... This one may do me in guys

nice

I am sure there is a way to get the BTC off, maybe a mass amount of P2P. Care to give a rundown of how you went from x-$100k?

No p2p it's a straight casino with no poker.

I deposited .25BTC and ran like the sun on slots. At the end of the 9 hour slot grind I was betting close to .3BTC a spin or the equivalent of approx 200$. I smacked a bonus and had about 4 retriggers. 125 bitcoins later I was left speechless.

Plz I'm using my one time gambling and poker gods.

Would be epic troll scam if that was standard procedure and then they asked u for like $3k to transfer the $100k payment

How did you fund your account? What are the requirements for withdrawing? Surely you can forge some documents and give them a BTC address. I don't see them looking too hard if you take it piece by piece.

im in canada gimme ur account and i'll handle it

Nah the site has some solid reviews all over the Internet from a bunch of player forums.

I funded with Bitcoin. This is prob gonna be the plan and I really hope it works.

I would say its -100 you get 50% of it at least. Are these brand name slots or obscure? I do like playing the betsoft slots

Yeah mostly betsoft stuff. Big fan of Safari

Pics or GTFO

[PHP][/PHP] +1. Pics, or you just trolling.