after Morphy's story, I feel like he better have been high af when he wrote that it was some bs disney ****

Sigh, I hate having to explain things, but:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=6250

Mods can we just ban these trolls for the sake of the thread? This thread is much to powerful to die.like this....

okay sry my bad mate

someone ban everest please? this guy is the ****ing worst poster on this site hahahah ****ing ******ed **** everytime he posts LOL!

You'd have to explain a little less often if you quoted correctly. I was also confused as to why you appeared to be telling stories that had already been posted

I'm pretty sure you are the worst. I've read some of your threads and you come off as a young ignorant pos.
I'm sure you won't stop posting, just know that people think you suck.

I didn't quote anything. That was kind of the point of it.

I, for one, love what this thread has become.

You are the one and only

It's gotta really suck to be this guy now after the increase in the price of BTC.

As promised heres day 2

So after booking a huge recovery yesterday i convince myself
that i am good at the pokerz and i can beat the game
i am running hot so i come down get my name on the board and sit down
i lose my first buyin pretty early on i had pocket aces lost to kings
got it in preflop and the K came in the window (nothing i can do about that
i realize my roll is in the danger zone so i decide to try and cool off back in the low stakes)

end up running into some mutual poker buddies near my table catch up for a little
i look down i have pocket jacks just me and villain i get it in preflop and i have him covered by a lot so i dont even stress it he tables 1010 and gets a 10 on the river
no biggie i can make it back a few hands later i get the dreaded aces again
get it all in with same villian villain shows jacks and rivers it once again
now i just lost my 2nd buyin but luckily its the lower stakes
i go on monkey tilt and use the last of my moneys to buyin back at the higher limit game

pretty boring playing standard abc poker before i know it im down to half my buyin and i got nothing left to reload this is where i get the miracle
im in BB with pocket jacks 3 people shove all in and i insta shove
its a 4 way juicy pot i turn a jack and take down the pot
now im sitting at nearly a couple thousand
a few hands later i get pocket 4s UTG the person to my left (reg/shark) raises it up 400
the button calls (i would normally fold but i think i have a read on these players and i flat. hit a 4 on the flop and now im holding a set i check and the shark raises it again 300 button folds i flat i check and he fires again on the turn honestly at this point i was committed and was willing to lose to a higher set river is another blank and i decide to fire back first and he folds so i take down another huge pot
i went from being stuck and losing my roll to being up 1000+

at this point the game breaks its the crack of dawn i decide to go home take a nap

i go back to a diff casino and i end up winning at first then get stuck again
1 big hand i flop the bottom 2 pair and get it all in with the top 2 pair
i river the full house and recover up like 20 something at this point and decide to call it a night for grinding

so after countless hours of grinding at poker i manage to build my roll to a few thousand
i get a call from a friend to meet up at this point ive been up for 16+ hours he surprises me with an old friend whos in town and we decide to go to the casino ( i should of never went this is where i planned to play poker while they play the table games) i end up playing a few hands of the baccarat and before i know it the degen in me comes out and i put up whats left of my roll to try to recover (it came banked 14 times in a row so i figure for sure it has to break by now)
i put all my chips and am very confident (it comes a dragon and i go busto)

I become angry at myself i dont know what to do yet for some reason this feeling of failure doesnt phaze me as much anymore

i wake up the next day thinking of what to do to dig myself out of this hole
i decide to take out a cash advance with the last few hundred of credit left on my card

i buyin for the bare minimum at the high stakes poker table
i run like a god and somehow have 3k after an hour from my measly buyin

i succumb to my degen habits and play the pit games again
i decide to limit myself to 500 i quickly lose that and manage to leave
i even surprised myself with that self control (the old me woulda went busto tryna get unstuck)
i asked them to bar me from the pits but we all know how thats ganna go
ive decided i can only profit in poker

i honestly dont know how much more i can do this i keep pulling out big wins out of my ass

i need to build my roll to 10k soon before i go busto

sidenote: after losing on the womens hockey games i bet on sweden and USA
so far sweden was a win so im hoping the same for USA

Yolo, what blinds were you playing where the open was $400...

5-5 which is why I thought I the raise was strange
He was also the only one at the table close to chips as me
So I didn't shove pf
I honestly thought he had deuces or something and tried to make a move
And I caught something on him

Well booker a decent win today
On sweden
Made good money on USA won 2 out of 3
Won the spread and under lost the money line

A dollar and a dream ...

2 questions:

1) what is your native language?
2) are you posting from a computer or phone?

English sorry posing from my iPhone
Keyboard is messed up from water damage

nice nice I got sweden at great odds and cashed that as well $$$$$$

You annoyed me in 2 posts, that dude was right. Work on being less of a dbag or everyone is going to hate you, and if they are acting like they don't they are just using you because nobody will want to be around someone that is so irritating that unknowns can't stand them after 2 sentences.

I'm not attacking you, just giving you advice. If we were at a table and I heard you talk chances are I'd get up and leave. Is that the kind of person you want to be?

Yolo how in the world did you manage to stay up for 16+ hours?

thats how big of a degen i am
when im gambling time flies by for me
i could literally play till i collapse
lots of red bull helps keep me awake as well and coffee

lol?

TimDawn got banned!

Dimitry finds out.jpg

My work here is done.

Yes, lol indeed.