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01-28-2014 , 08:08 AM

#6626

TheCake

grinder

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 521

Lol who in gods **** let captain morals into the degen thread??

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01-28-2014 , 11:23 AM

#6627

ludacris

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 12,277

How old is your son? How old are you?

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01-28-2014 , 11:35 AM

#6628

TheCake

grinder

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 521

Im 34 hes 9

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01-28-2014 , 01:12 PM

#6629

Land Of The Free?

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,695

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Originally Posted by TheCake

Im 34 hes 9

By the "almost" look of those numbers and your tinfoil reply to the guy who posted about 2500 coins being worth $4, I call total absolute bull**** on your story.

Also, although I'm sure there are people ****ty enough to do that to their kids and not make up for it, I'd like to believe that the number is extremely low.

If it's a true story, you're exactly the kind of person who should be forced-sterilized to prevent you from polluting the gene pool any further than your existence already has.

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01-28-2014 , 01:18 PM

#6630

duffer230

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 109

Rack, where you at?!

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01-28-2014 , 01:19 PM

#6631

TheCake

grinder

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 521

This has to be a troll? Are you kidding me? He was over it on day 4.

My kids are ****ing spoiled as it is anyway. This a DEGEN thread. I cant belive im getting hammered over my story. These kids have X boxs and psps and this and that. I thought it would be fun to share and get a laugh but im getting pretty ****ing tilted at these responses

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01-28-2014 , 01:21 PM

#6632

duffer230

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 109

Once again back to THE REAL degens.

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01-28-2014 , 03:24 PM

#6633

Riina

adept

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,037

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Originally Posted by TheCake

don't listen to the haters TheCake, it was an awesome story and i actually did really Laugh Out Loud

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01-28-2014 , 04:40 PM

#6634

Sammael

newbie

Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 28

srsly, these haters are the typical 20 y/o who walk around saying "when I have kids I will never do this or that" - bs! Get there, then judge! I would prolly not mess with my boys game, but I don't think it's that bad, esp if the game is on my phone, lol. And if I did mess with it, I wouldn't spend those 4$ either to some random gamesite. Deal with it, kid, play one of those 60€ PS3 games I spend money on every month ffs. They're not made of glass!

btw, lol'd at the story too

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01-28-2014 , 04:45 PM

#6635

rackitup0509

banned

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 227

Man.. what a degen i am...

I had my money back so many times and i just couldnt get off

anyways 20 hours later i finally had the willpower to close my laptop...

Lucky i worked it all back

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01-28-2014 , 04:48 PM

#6636

that_pope

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 33,226

If this is on Stars, look at all those FPPs!

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01-28-2014 , 04:48 PM

#6637

ludacris

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 12,277

I have a 6 year old...

"My son gets out of the shower and tells me about his win streak and his hefty roll which he says he can play forever in his $25 coin matches. .... hes so stoked and wants to play. I tell him thst I just blew it all and he has 0.00 he is soul crushed.

I felt like I just lost our food money and mortgage. He is mad at me and for 3 days is so mad at me. And i did it all for the all in rush.

No money was lost no items pawned but I feel like I stole a piece of my kids innocence and trust in me. It was a rough 3 days."

The point is, he felt soooooooooo terrible but wouldn't spend the $4 to fix it.

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01-28-2014 , 05:24 PM

#6638

rackitup0509

banned

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 227

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Originally Posted by that_pope

If this is on Stars, look at all those FPPs!

yeah 14000 fpp now im using them to sat tourneys

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01-28-2014 , 06:40 PM

#6639

hans122

temp-banned

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 659

you broke bro?

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01-28-2014 , 07:04 PM

#6640

BlackFr1day

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,629

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Originally Posted by rackitup0509

Man.. what a degen i am...

I had my money back so many times and i just couldnt get off

anyways 20 hours later i finally had the willpower to close my laptop...

Lucky i worked it all back

Achievement Unlocked: Rostucko

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01-28-2014 , 09:03 PM

#6641

POCKET ROCKETS OOO

banned

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 1,422

Rackitup.. Obiv you can win at the levels your playing why not move up for the huge score?

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01-28-2014 , 09:42 PM

#6642

David123

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,818

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Originally Posted by malefactor9

I was once so fkd up on crack I dysected my pet hamster only to find out it hadnt stolen any of my rocks

sick life.

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01-28-2014 , 10:21 PM

#6643

TheCake

grinder

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 521

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Originally Posted by ludacris

And heres the thing.... not everyone gets what they want. Thats the brakes kid. Also my Phone my game my rules.....

I am above the law. <insertsouthparkjpg.>

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01-28-2014 , 10:32 PM

#6644

rackitup0509

banned

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 227

Im done playing man.. Ive been glued to my computer the last two days.. havent even gotten out of the house..

Such sick swings...

i got down to 2k and ran it back up...

I put a self exclusion for 24 hours so i stop playing and cash out

200 into 10k not bad

What a sick ride its been

im gonan hit the horses now... give poker a break

I got a good tip if anyone wants to bet.. Launceston Race 8 #1 Wanaea

Im so bad at 30/60.. its way out of my comfort zone and play so scared

this was todays playing.. i was down to 5k worked it back luckily

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01-28-2014 , 10:59 PM

#6645

unta8

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 2,207

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Originally Posted by TheCake

And heres the thing.... not everyone gets what they want. Thats the brakes kid. Also my Phone my game my rules.....

I am above the law. <insertsouthparkjpg.>

actually kill yourself

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01-28-2014 , 11:19 PM

#6646

that_pope

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 33,226

Please list the top 10 people in terms of hands played against you during this run, want to see how many sickos you were playing against.

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01-29-2014 , 02:58 AM

#6647

rackitup0509

banned

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 227

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Originally Posted by that_pope

Please list the top 10 people in terms of hands played against you during this run, want to see how many sickos you were playing against.

Is this what u r asking for?

Here is a list of the players with the most hands

how do i run a report on PT4 on how much i have won/lost to a specific opponent?

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01-29-2014 , 09:47 AM

#6648

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

You got smashed by a girl lol

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01-29-2014 , 09:56 AM

#6649

Mattgunner25

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 685

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Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

You got smashed by a girl lol

Females always be taking that money

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01-29-2014 , 10:39 AM

#6650

that_pope

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 33,226

Names I recognize are CoooKay, talonchick, and Donald. Wow did you dominate CoooKay. But it could all be what position you were relative to these people if you played hugely long sessions in the same seat.

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