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06-30-2013 , 11:48 AM
I just dusted of $2k on ftp in two days that took months to grind up (not degen i know more like fish getting crushed )

Think all that time i could have used to type really good posts on 2plus2 (

Last edited by bob2222; 06-30-2013 at 11:49 AM. Reason: 6 card plo is fun so at least i had fun with my bucks
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06-30-2013 , 11:58 AM
had 17.000€ bankroll...lost 5000€ in sportsbetting last 2 days now i have 2500€ on uruguay 0,-0,5@2,2 if i loose this prolly gonna have to cancel my vegas trip in 3 weeks.

and yes its no ****** degenstorie but i hope bbv gods help me to win this important match which starts in 3 minutes....
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06-30-2013 , 11:59 AM
If you had fun it's not degening IMO.
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06-30-2013 , 12:49 PM
Uruguay have win by a goal ? is it 3rd place playoff in conv cup ?

Thats goin be huge sweat will have fun rooting for you ,

If they lose dont try and chase your money quick to get even , chill for a day or you lose the lot on rage tilt if get beat by a last minute when there a goal up .

gl dude

Last edited by bob2222; 06-30-2013 at 12:55 PM. Reason: 1 nil down half time against italy looks like you have no chance. dont blow rest or if chase GOOD LU
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06-30-2013 , 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by bob2222
Uruguay have win by a goal ? is it 3rd place playoff in conv cup ?

Thats goin be huge sweat will have fun rooting for you ,

If they lose dont try and chase your money quick to get even , chill for a day or you lose the lot on rage tilt if get beat by a last minute when there a goal up .

gl dude
Currently 1-0 down at half time.
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06-30-2013 , 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Land Of The Free?
First, I don't "go home wth chicks". I've been with my gf for 8 years now; never cheated on her or even came close. Why? She has everything I want; incredibly beautiful, in great shape, smart, elegant, warm, honest...great human values and a beauty to match. Obviously we're both extremely lucky and realize that, which is why we take great care of our relationship in every way, including constantly working on our sex life so that it keeps getting better and better.

Second, I think you'd be very surprised the kind of "chicks" I could go home with using minimal effort. I've been very blessed in pretty much every aspect of life and development, including my looks; I'd say that 90%+ of women blatantly and openly smile at me when I walk in the street (or everywhere for that matter), including the ones walking with their bf's, and I'm constantly hit on by women in sometimes borderline embarrassing ways for them.

Best part of it? My gf trusts me completely and is never insecure, never becomes aggressive like most women do because ultimately they just don't trust you. We were away from each other for 4 months straight, during which she knew I was being hit on by every single girl in a 100 mile radius, and she never even brought it up and I could tell it never even crossed her mind; and neither did it cross my mind to either cheat on her, or that she would cheat on me.

If you think I'm making all of this up (mostly about my relationship), it's basically really sad for you, because it means you have such poor standards for what a relationship can be that you just can't believe 2 people could have it this good; and honestly, I don't blame you.
When you look around, most people have horrible individual lives and even worse relationships.

But as I said, I've been ridiculously lucky in life, and I claim no merit for it whatsoever (a ******ed concept anyway, since there's no such thing as free will). I just got....really really lucky (so far), that's about it.

Only way in which I didn't get lucky is that, like most people with a lot of potential who've just had it a little too easy in life (fast learner, everyone loves you, etc...), I'm having a hard time motivating myself to fulfill a lot of my ambitions. But we were talking about relationships and ability to bring girls home, and trust me...in that domain, I'm extremely confident that I'm well into the decimals of the 99% percentile.


EDIT: And yes, in a way I was trying to make that guy feel better, because it just eats me inside when I see guys get dragged in the mud by some trashcan with enough makeup to pass for a 40yo 6.5 in the eyes of desperate teenagers.

If you can't look at that girl and instantly realize she'd be a complete nightmare to end up with, I don't know what to tell you...
8 years with your gf.
not married and she is not insecure? I smell BS
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06-30-2013 , 01:22 PM
You must of meant +0.5 @2.25 not - so you need uraguay to win by one goal or more to win?

Means you get the draw seems like bad odds against italy

If you chase to get even post so can sweat it with you and ill back same bet for fun

Trust me i think its very degen chase money on sports betting one quickest ways to go busto in no time.

Last edited by bob2222; 06-30-2013 at 01:23 PM. Reason: 1-1 COME ON URAGUAY
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06-30-2013 , 01:35 PM
Think you wrote it write uraguay were fav or nearly fav so you need them to win (

Thought italy won be favs but injurys and no rest make made them 2nd favs.
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06-30-2013 , 01:48 PM
I walked from long island to Brooklyn for $1000 prop bet
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06-30-2013 , 01:52 PM
where are the degen stories?
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06-30-2013 , 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by bob2222
You must of meant +0.5 @2.25 not - so you need uraguay to win by one goal or more to win?

Means you get the draw seems like bad odds against italy

If you chase to get even post so can sweat it with you and ill back same bet for fun

Trust me i think its very degen chase money on sports betting one quickest ways to go busto in no time.

if uruguay draws i loose half my bet(1250€)which did happen if uruguay would win 1:0, 2:1 etc. i would win my whole bet. if italiy wins i will loose whole bet.

but now its ****** sick...on sucgh a downswing its unreal...dont wanna cancel vegas fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!


ok gonna open thread on bbv for chase my 6250€ in 3 weeks
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06-30-2013 , 11:22 PM
trying to bring some life back into this thread

when I turned 18 I got invited to take a trip to Turningstone casino coming from boston because it was the only 18 plus place.

we split a hotel room 4 ways stayed sat thru sunday. these kids weren't close friends of mine, but it was around the poker boom and the only kids I knew my age that were really getting into poker in my high school so more of acquantances I suppose

after winning 500 playing 1/2, I actually landed at the 2/5 table with this kid Eric who drove us. I was crushing this game with a stack of about 1500 starting only with my intial 200 buying. Eric was the star lacrosse player and kind off a cocky prick. he was belligerently drunk blowing 300 dollar max buyin one after another. he started on a heater early on and was up about 1k. then he was stuck around 1k in about 4 hrs and pulled out whatever cash he had left on him like 256 dollars lol. he ended up running that up to about 1100 when this happens

I get 109. I limp UTG two callers, Eric is OTB makes it 20, I call, one other calls, the flop comes 78Q rainbow. I check, other guy checks, eric bets 50. I call other folds

turn 6. wow, I check, eric bets 100, I raise to 350 and give him a look of utter confidence. he goes all in for like 700 ish. I snap and flip the nuts. he slams his QQ down as the river is a wonderful A. I tap the table and tell him sorry bro. he gives me a look like I ran over his dog

so I continue to play small ball poker and end up cashing out a few hrs later around 2800.

I return to the hotel room to find that my key doesn't work.. um like wtf. I go downstairs and the clerk tells me 3 kids checked out of that room an hr ago. of course the worst thought hits me. I just stacked this kid and he just straight up left me in Verona NY. of course no one picks up their cell phone. great. these dirtbags left me here.

the story has a happy ending as I offered my buddy Sebastian who recently lost his job 400 cash to drive 4 hrs to get me and 4 hrs back. at this point I was stranded and wanted to get home. I could've gotten away for 200 perhaps but I was so reverse tilted from profiting around 3k in about 30 hrs and realizing kids I thought were my friends totally abandoned me that I just forked it over. come to find out, Sebastian was so enthused with my offering, he actually blew off his own grandfathers wake to come and do this.
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07-01-2013 , 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by bob2222
Uruguay have win by a goal ? is it 3rd place playoff in conv cup ?

Thats goin be huge sweat will have fun rooting for you ,

If they lose dont try and chase your money quick to get even , chill for a day or you lose the lot on rage tilt if get beat by a last minute when there a goal up .

gl dude
umm.....why? did you SEE the last game Italy played?? if you wanted a lock you should have but your life plus some on Brazil whatever the odds. at home, in the middles of a rapid pre-revolutionary fanbase. with NEEEYYYYMMMAAAARRRRR baby!
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07-01-2013 , 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Buttermilk
Sebastian was so enthused with my offering, he actually blew off his own grandfathers wake to come and do this.
Thanks for sharing but Sebastian's the degen in this story.
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07-01-2013 , 01:39 PM
Hard luck on your bet m8 , hope you smash your next one look see if you chase (be cool see you get even.

I backed brazil my self thought they were a good bet to (No such thing as a lock would be a brave man to put life saveings against world class team like spain .
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07-01-2013 , 01:43 PM
lost over 30k € lifetime and still going...
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07-01-2013 , 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by DJKendo
Cliffs:

[ ] Degen
Sounds pretty degen to me.

I guess you have to put your life savings on the line to qualify in your book?
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07-01-2013 , 11:44 PM
1k hit and runs at every table i pass for a week at the Venetian with Rounder63
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07-02-2013 , 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Buttermilk
trying to bring some life back into this thread

when I turned 18 I got invited to take a trip to Turningstone casino coming from boston because it was the only 18 plus place.

we split a hotel room 4 ways stayed sat thru sunday. these kids weren't close friends of mine, but it was around the poker boom and the only kids I knew my age that were really getting into poker in my high school so more of acquantances I suppose

after winning 500 playing 1/2, I actually landed at the 2/5 table with this kid Eric who drove us. I was crushing this game with a stack of about 1500 starting only with my intial 200 buying. Eric was the star lacrosse player and kind off a cocky prick. he was belligerently drunk blowing 300 dollar max buyin one after another. he started on a heater early on and was up about 1k. then he was stuck around 1k in about 4 hrs and pulled out whatever cash he had left on him like 256 dollars lol. he ended up running that up to about 1100 when this happens

I get 109. I limp UTG two callers, Eric is OTB makes it 20, I call, one other calls, the flop comes 78Q rainbow. I check, other guy checks, eric bets 50. I call other folds

turn 6. wow, I check, eric bets 100, I raise to 350 and give him a look of utter confidence. he goes all in for like 700 ish. I snap and flip the nuts. he slams his QQ down as the river is a wonderful A. I tap the table and tell him sorry bro. he gives me a look like I ran over his dog

so I continue to play small ball poker and end up cashing out a few hrs later around 2800.

I return to the hotel room to find that my key doesn't work.. um like wtf. I go downstairs and the clerk tells me 3 kids checked out of that room an hr ago. of course the worst thought hits me. I just stacked this kid and he just straight up left me in Verona NY. of course no one picks up their cell phone. great. these dirtbags left me here.

the story has a happy ending as I offered my buddy Sebastian who recently lost his job 400 cash to drive 4 hrs to get me and 4 hrs back. at this point I was stranded and wanted to get home. I could've gotten away for 200 perhaps but I was so reverse tilted from profiting around 3k in about 30 hrs and realizing kids I thought were my friends totally abandoned me that I just forked it over. come to find out, Sebastian was so enthused with my offering, he actually blew off his own grandfathers wake to come and do this.
Holy sh*t bro! I live in Worcester and would have a hell of a time getting someone to drive the 4 hours it is from here you found someone to drive ten good man
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07-02-2013 , 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Spectral Fury
Thanks for sharing but Sebastian's the degen in this story.
hahahaha exactly what i thought too
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07-02-2013 , 11:11 PM
Anon account obviously.

March 2012

Decide to drive to Las Vegas with 40k for some live action. This was all I had to my name plus my car (Audi Q7 which I paid 22k for in cash)

After 5 days I ran my roll up to 63k but then lost 13k trying to play high limits in about 30 minutes. The loss devastated me and I needed the 13k back ASAP!!!! So I head off to HL blackjack with 50k in chips and begin to bet 1k a hand. After one and a half shoes I could not win or lose more than 2 hands in a row and I grew agitated and pushed 8 5k chips and 10 1k chips on the felt and said **** it, table max all or nothing. Pit cleared the bet and I immediately regretted it. But I felt awesome after being dealt a 20. Dealer had a jack and flipped a 10 for a push. I nearly fainted. Dealer asked if I wanted to ride the bet I said **** no and bet 1k and got a blackjack!!! Super pissed off I bet 2 hands at 25k each and get dealt 13 and 15 against 10. Hitting the 13 nets me 17 and the 15 busts to 25. Dealer flips a 4 and another 4 to 18. BOOM 50k gone. Lost the remaining money as well.

That night I could not sleep at all and smashed up the tv in my hotel room. The next day I frantically drove around town and sold my car for 15k and rushed to baccarat and placed 15k on banker. Player ended up beating banker 2 to 1..... In less than 24 hrs I went from 85k net worth to completely broke and mentally insane. I had manic depression for half a year and contemplated suicide.

I have more stories but that wad by far my craziest.
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07-02-2013 , 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by JPPoker

Wow I'm pathetic, you can rag on me cause maybe I do deserve it but try not to be so harsh.

So yeah that's my degen story and as you can see the wound is still fresh.
Read all of it... you are a doormat.

Please.. first of all you are not in love, you just want to **** her and you are jealous because someone else got it.

Go out there and screw some girls.

Next time please just drink and not gamble to fulfill your inferior complex.

P.S Your 8 is not an 8. Please come to Macau. There **** like that would never affect you... you are asked if you want to have sex just by walking through the casino.
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07-03-2013 , 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by FHN
A]I grew agitated and pushed 8 5k chips and 10 1k chips on the felt and said **** it,
[] cool story
[] true story
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07-03-2013 , 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by RedFishBlueFish
[] cool story
[] true story

[x] cool story
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07-03-2013 , 09:04 AM
No more sweat stories!?!

[] Who cares
[X] Legit beat
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