It is with great pride that I have the privilege of witnessing this mighty thread surpass 3000 posts. Many a tear has been shed in reading these awesome tales of insanity, and I speak for many when I say this is possibly the sickest thread in the history of this site, and if it wasn't for a certain Swiss footballer, this thread would surely be the first hit when 'degen' is Googled.

Thanks to King Niche, the skill tester guy, and all the individuals who have made this thread the ultimate reference of degeneracy, and may our collective stupidity continue to entertain, educate, and inspire generations to come.

Degen on, brave souls, degen on.

Another great post NWB. Put your degen ways behind you, i want to see you back into the game.

Can you elaborate? Feeling like you are doomswitched on bodog cash games is not very fun.

this thread is unrealimpossible

turning a boat, and then getting one outtered for a straight flush.
losing about 15/20 3:1 favorites
getting dealt queens; against aces EVERYTIME
Loosening up to play hands with the table fish but missing EVERYTIME, only against him.

here's two fun hands:

Bodog - $1 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BB: $306.07
UTG: $55.12
BTN: $138.34
Hero (SB): $113.40

Hero posts SB $0.50, BB posts BB $1.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero has A A

fold, BTN raises to $3.50, Hero raises to $11.00, BB calls $10.00, BTN calls $7.50

Flop: ($33.00, 3 players) A J 6
Hero checks, BB checks, BTN bets $24.75, Hero calls $24.75, fold

Turn: ($82.50, 2 players) J
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($82.50, 2 players) 6
Hero bets $38.00, BTN raises to $102.59 and is all-in, Hero calls $39.65 and is all-in

BTN shows J J (Four of a Kind, Jacks) (PreFlop 19%, Flop 4%, Turn 98%)
Hero shows A A (Full House, Aces full of Jacks) (PreFlop 81%, Flop 96%, Turn 2%)
BTN wins $235.80

Bodog - $1 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 3 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (BTN): $173.21
SB: $70.42
BB: $75.97

SB posts SB $0.50, BB posts BB $1.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero has A 5

Hero raises to $3.00, fold, BB raises to $5.00, Hero calls $2.00

Flop: ($10.50, 2 players) 8 2 5
BB bets $10.50, Hero calls $10.50

Turn: ($31.50, 2 players) 5
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($31.50, 2 players) K
BB bets $6.00, Hero raises to $27.75, BB raises to $49.50, Hero calls $21.75

BB shows 5 K (Full House, Fives full of Kings)
BB wins $129.50

this thread is the best.

it really saddens to see the degen'ing in process (chinagambler), instead of all of it being stories from the past.

a lot of us called it out too, hope he's doing ok!

Those hands r fun

lol @ stealing milk+bread at 4am hahahaha

I am in the process of a degen quest. All my OLP accounts were busted a few days ago except for $10 on lock. I was waiting for a $500 deposit to clear on minted so I played some 4plo and bj on lock and ran my roll up to $100. Then I started playing some 25 hu nl and won $100 more and quit for the day. The next day I made another 130 playing 10nl and 50nl hu. Today I took a ridiculous shot at 500 PLO with a min buy and ran it up to 500. Right now I have $761.61 in my lock account and the goal is to turn it to 100k profit by 9.19.2012 (one year from finding $10 in the account). Who knows, might even use some brm at some point

wrong thread bra

I said maybe. I've never used it before, probably never will

Sick thread, read whole thing in 1.5 days. Keep em coming degens.

yea you right
whenever a degen says "i might/maybe" they never will

haha so true.

This is almost worthy of degeneracy itself... :P