Ran $100 into 1.8k moving from 25/50 to 1/2 then 2/4 rush in 2 hours. Won three buy ins vs the same guy at 2/4 in 100 hands.

Aq vs ak, hit two pair on the river
AA vs a5, 5 high flop
AA vs ak all in pre

Move up to 5/10 and lose it in 20 hands
Weeeee

Built 500 into 1500 playing 1/2 home games, take 1500 to casinos/dog tracks near parents home ~8hr drive away (closest 24hr live action).

insert several hours of mild swings in between each win/loss-

lose 500 shoving QQ into a made straight on the turn (I swear I thought I could get two pair and sets to fold)
lose another 500 in 3 hands at 2/5NL (KK vs AT, K6 in BB flopped top 2 vs limped KK, TT vs AQ flop QQT turn blank river A)
lose 300 moving down to 1/2 value-owning self as advanced stages of FPS set in

take last 200 to dollar slots
grind/smoke cigarettes/make half-assed conversation with cocktail waitresses ("Oh, so you're putting yourself through college?" -- so you can end up unemployed looking for a job that pays less than the one you have now) for an hour
hit mini-progressive for 1.4k
torch $400 chasing big progressive (96k)
go back to 2/5

lose $500 limp/folding and call/folding to c-bet while completely card dead
quadruple up after turning the nuts a couple times in big mw pots
still manage to lose entire $2000 stack after taking a few coolers and tilting hard

Was down 600 from poker cooler. Walked upstairs to craps to find my pappy playing craps. Didn't want to play craps so I played blackjack and lost 300 within <2 shoes (Bought in 100 each time). Walked over to craps to pappy and bought in for 200. Sat for maybe 4 rolls and probably broke even. Then placed a fire bet and watcheda guy roll for 40 minutes and hit 5 numbers.....250:1 at my $5 bet. I have maybe made 5 fire bets in my life because i know they are stupid. Thsi time was epic. ended up leaving the table w $1945. Came back to room and drank bourbon w pappy. Left w pappy and lost $200 at bj/craps. Back at room and ordered BLT&fries. Rubbing bacon on titties.

Since when did this thread get turned into people telling their lame bad beat stories.

I moved my roll to Full Tilt from Poker Stars because the players were softer so I could win more money. I knew Fulltilt hasn't paid American players but I could make more money at Full Tilt Poker because the players are not that good.

This **** made me cry with laughter!

Somebody make a film about this?!

Spent the last couple months grinding up bankroll from 0 to 700. Went on an insane heater to 3.2k in a day. Lost it all in the next week. Now having to start from scratch again.

Poor bankroll managment, over confidence, not thinking clearly and a bit of tilt on the way down. FML. 2 Months wasted...

Did the same thing when I hit 500 the first time as well. This time though I did a withdrawl at 2k and then hit it to 3.2k again and lost it.

thats pretty degen, you just lit your bankroll on fire

****ing Dr. Pepper "Look under the cap to win a car" bottles... must've bought 20 of them in the last week.

fk off posting about your <$1000 losses that isnt degen, we dont care

turned 500 into 12k in two weeks of hardcore grinding on bodog. Was doing well at 5-10nl. Got bored today, opened up 4 limit tables with 1 30-60 hu table. 6k evaporated within minutes and about a hundred hours of hard work down the drain...

just degend my 25.000$ roll away at various 2KPLO and 5KPLO tables which i built up from a 500$ depoist..god this feeling is the worst..im ready to go kill myself

edit: just two examples how i started in the morning and then the massacker took its way :/

Party Poker $1000.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 3 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (SB): $1371.00
BB: $7601.85
BTN: $660.84

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is SB with 7 A A Q
BTN raises to $30, Hero raises to $100, 1 fold, BTN calls $70

Flop: ($210.00) T T Q (2 players)
Hero bets $120.00, BTN raises to $284, Hero raises to $900, BTN calls $276.84 all in

Turn: ($1331.68) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($1331.68) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $1331.68
Hero shows 7 A A Q
BTN shows J J 9 3
BTN wins $1329.68
(Rake: $2.00)




Party Poker $400.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 3 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

SB: $368.00
BB: $635.43
Hero (BTN): $400.00

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BTN with 5 3 3 A
Hero raises to $12, SB calls $10, BB calls $8

Flop: ($36.00) 4 2 5 (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $31.00, Hero raises to $72, SB folds, BB raises to $117, Hero raises to $385.20, BB raises to $623.43, Hero calls $2.80 all in

Turn: ($812.00) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($812.00) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $812.00
BB shows 7 3 A 6
Hero shows 5 3 3 A
BB wins $235.43
BB wins $574.57
(Rake: $2.00)



edit 2:

TILT 1:

Party Poker $2000.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN/SB): $2403.00
BB: $2256.00

Pre Flop: ($30.00) Hero is BTN/SB with J 8 3 A
Hero raises to $40, BB raises to $120, Hero calls $80

Flop: ($240.00) 4 J T (2 players)
BB bets $239.00, Hero raises to $956, BB raises to $2136, Hero calls $1180

Turn: ($4512.00) A (2 players)

River: ($4512.00) 4 (2 players)

Final Pot: $4512.00
Hero shows J 8 3 A
BB shows J J 5 K
BB wins $4511.00
(Rake: $1.00)


FML:

Party Poker $5000.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 4 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

SB: $1140.00
BB: $5390.00
Hero (CO): $2705.25
BTN: $5650.00

Pre Flop: ($75.00) Hero is CO with A T 5 A
Hero raises to $100, 2 folds, BB raises to $325, Hero raises to $1000, BB calls $675

Flop: ($2025.00) 7 6 T (2 players)
BB bets $2020.00, Hero calls $1705.25 all in

Turn: ($5435.50) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($5435.50) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $5435.50
BB shows 9 Q 9 Q
Hero mucks A T 5 A
BB wins $5430.50
(Rake: $5.00)



think about starting an affiliate business anyone has a clue if its worth it? still got 16K€ behind that i wanna invest somehow...

defintly no more poker for me for some time my mindset is completely fcked

Don't kill yourself imo.

All on red.

Deposited first time on tilt $10-420 lost it all. Stars $10-300+then lost it all. Turned $45 into $20,000k plus in one live session then lost it all in 2.5 weeks(most like 16k) Didn't pay my friend back who while trying to be weed when I quit(didn't tell me)who got beat up stripped but naked and even stole his socks.

Bring it on with the WSOP degen stories guys! You guys have a thread to save

lol I tried to go on bodog casino and do that.

instead today i lost the rest of the 6k.... fml

Eew too embarrassed to share

This Thread was one of the best Threads in BBV, and what has it become,
a whine thread for Depositors which play double or nothing and then come here to whine about that they lost it all. Where are the real Degens ?

My favorite are still the one with the watch and the one listening to enya while spinning the roulette. ehhe

Wish BlueScouse posted in this thread

hahahaha

stop ruining this thread emergency pepsi seriously it tilts me so hard when i see you post in here.

oh and gj on quoting something thats been quoted over 500 times just so you can say haha, you f&&&ing d1ck

have you checked out the annoymous conffesions thread? the story about a guy punching a girl in the vagina at a frat party and it turning into like 50vs 5 is literally the best story ive ever read in my life online

oh and if u want a sick sick story, youtube : Urijah Faber Bali, starts from about 1minute in. that should be a hollywood movie

Haha, awesome story.

when I first started playing poker, made a $50 deposit on full tilt, next day, my 3rd or 4th tourney played shipped the midnight madness for like $4700, left $500 on account, cashed out $4200, once the check arrived, I cashed it and lost $4000 playing 5-10 nl at the venetian the first time I played live poker as well, it was a ****ing feading frenzy I left feeling like such a shmuck, I had no idea about br mang, or how outclassed I was, or that i should play 1-2 until i got comfortable, lost 4k in one night my first time ever playing live cash