prostitution?

Um... If you're really think you hit rock bottom and there's no answer to your problems I can give you 3 solutions before you kill yourself (btw, I think you're just saying it to get sympathy and not man enough to go through with it)

1. Join the army - Joining the Marines will beat some discipline and order into your worthless Degen ass, also the pay/benefits isn't bad at all.

2. Leave the country and start off - Because of the massive debts and frauds you committed you will probably not want to come back for 15 years, unless you want to get arrested on the spot. Sign up for some English teaching program for a Asian country, China/Japan/Korea. Teach English, eat good food, bang azn girls, play online poker, live the life.

3. Sell drugs - Dangerous but profitable, just don't start doing the drugs you're selling unless its weed. Also be prepared to spend time in prison if caught.

well this is a degen thread thats why i shared my story. so im not going to post anymore. but Secretofmana, i've thought about leaving the country but it seems like all i do is run. and i really dont wanna sell drugs. not my thing. i ditched the airforce 6 years ago the day before i was supposed to go in so i dont even know if the army would take me. im sure they would. sucks that im part muslim though and i would hate to get put overseas for some reason and have to fight against my own people. oh well.

I'm actually overseas right now, although my reason for leaving wasn't really as dire as yours. To many of my friends and family though it was considered running away. But i'm doing good now, there's a TON of opportunities for foreigners out here (a big reason for me leaving was a lack of opportunities in California). Also the nightlife is pretty good.

As for going back to the military, my roommate's brother deserted twice and the army still took him back. They locked him up for a while after his third desertion though, lol. There's a ton of stuff you can do in the army thats not shooting Muslims.

Selling drugs is a bad idea though, I only said that because I ran out ideas for a 3rd.

My point is, there's no way you would kill yourself if you have the above options. I'm sure you were just ranting when you said you thought about killing yourself anyway, if you're smart enough to use a neighbor's wifi, then you're definitely smart enough to know you have options.

How did you get started. which country did you go to ect.

I grinded $100 into $4000 and bought a plane ticket. with whats left I went to Shanghai, China with enough money to get an apartment for a couple of months. Got a apartment with some american dudes and now I live with my polish friend, gonna change to a better job soon. I miss California though.

I have lost over $50,000 in a day more than once in my life; one time I think it only took a couple of hours if that. The first time was multi tabling 25/50 NL on Party and the second was playing nosebleed blackjack live.

how much does 50k represent in your life?

I mean a load of people have lost 50k in one day when playing the 50k horse tourney and that doesn't make them degen...

If you consider foreigners "my own people" maybe you need to experience life in the middle east and get with "your people"

What respect I had left for you just evaporated with that comment turncoat.

STLNolaWoj...
i usually make fun of peoples like you, but i TROOLY feel bad for you and your circumstansis. it is TROOLY disgusting what you have done. people like you make me SICK to hear about. how can you be SO degenerate?
i TROOLY wish you the best my brother. alhamdulillah, allah w akbar and dont forget it my brother. your faith should reside in allah, not in gambles alhamdulillah. i want to TROOLY send out my best wishes to you in the future my brother and i hope you recover from your discusting habit my brother

^ LOL

^LOL WAT

what did i just read? MY EYES?!!?

One time I read the last 10 posts of this thread. TALKING ABOUT DEGENARACY.

for sure

<3 this thread

somebody should tell that muslim guy that we aren't over there to fight islam;

we are over there to help the muslim people and promote democracy

FYP

Ya, USA is such a generous open hearted country

THE MUSLIM PEOPOLS DONT NEED HELP!! we were getten along fine before bush comin over with his redneck army and destroy eeverything and causin SO much war and mess. look at USA economy now!! all because you over here to "help" us?? looks like no one gettin help in this mess besides warlords and national reserve. death and destrucshin for us, economy in the toilet and everyoen unemploy for you...

anyway, enuff off topics. back to degens...

i once am in cash game on school nite for student. am playin 1/2 no limit 5handed, and one of our degen friend leave. hes little muslim maybe 5'5" and 110lb and SOOO hairy. we call him splinter lol from ninja turltes lol and he is SOOO degen. he has school in the mornin and leaves game at 4am because got bustod. at 530am we are finishin cash game and the boyz wanna still do $100sng. am not feelin like it so am out, so they call splinter back at 530am, wakes him up, and he cant say no because SOOO degen so he get out of bed and drives back over LOL he is 17 and lives with parents and has school in morning LOOOL!!!! and he lost the first one out LOL

worst story of all time

i just pissed out of my window...

Maybe we will build you a school. You sound like that crazy guy who said "All your base are belong to us".

My friend is a bit of a degen, £10k in debt from roulette by the age of 18, although he has calmed down a lot recently.

Anyway, my friend receives his monthly wage, around £1100. He goes straight to the bookies after work with £100 to play electronic roulette. He Loses the £100, withdraws another £100, loses that too. Repeats this process 3 times, so he's now lost £600 in 30 minutes and is on life tilt.

He takes out his last £500 and heads for the local casino. He proceeds to lose the remaining £500 within an hour playing roulette.

A months wage gone in around an hour and a half.

He also took out a £5k bank loan to buy a car. Ended up martingaling 3k of it away in a similar fashion.

He's a cool guy though.