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07-17-2017 , 05:06 AM
geez Snipes just quit for now...it's a vicious circle.
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07-17-2017 , 05:10 AM
If it makes you feel better, golfer John Daly lost $55 million! You can never outrun the game. Learn from their mistakes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW8gDTY2b68
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07-17-2017 , 07:02 AM
My lifetime of degeneracy started when I was 18. Me and a few friends had planned out a sick Eurotrip. I had around 5k saved up from reselling clothes/sneakers in highschool.

Our first stop was London. I had never stepped foot in a casino before. It was 3am and we had just gotten back from a club, all drunk as ****. I played some BJ and roulette and ended up up around 200 pounds for the night. Both of my friends also won around the same amount and we were all hype as ****. Got into our hotel at 6am, Next day we cashed out and went on a little shopping spree in Soho, got lobster for dinner and balled out hard at the bar.

Fast forward 3 weeks. We have been going to casinos 2-3 times a day everyday for the entire trip. We would gamble after breakfast, before the bar to pregame at, after the club at 4am. A lot of ****ing degeneracy, some of my most ignorant times. I was up around $1000 in total, one of my friends was about even, and the other was down a few hundred bucks.

We flew into London for our last layover at 10pm and our flight was scheduled to head back to the states at 6am. Instead of paying for a hotel, we decided to stay at the Hippodrome for our last 10 hours in London. Free bag check, discounted meals, why not.

Immediately after stepping in, I throw a 20 pound note on #18 in roulette. It hits. I put that entire stack on black. It hits. I let it ride one more time on black. It hits.

I played 100 pound BJ for the rest of the night. Nothing really notable happens - I walk out with 5000 pounds (as a 18 year old).

A week later, I go on a roadtrip with my friend to Montreal, donk off about $1500 at roulette.

Fast forward 2 years: I've probably given most of that initial 5k back to the casinos and they now have a customer for life. I turn 21 in a few months by the way if there are any casino reps lurking who want to comp me a room for my 21st in Vegas ))

At least there's free drinks!!!!
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07-17-2017 , 09:08 AM
Hearing that you've only given MOST of that initial 5k back after two years...
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07-17-2017 , 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by davish123
My lifetime of degeneracy started when I was 18. Me and a few friends had planned out a sick Eurotrip. I had around 5k saved up from reselling clothes/sneakers in highschool.

Our first stop was London. I had never stepped foot in a casino before. It was 3am and we had just gotten back from a club, all drunk as ****. I played some BJ and roulette and ended up up around 200 pounds for the night. Both of my friends also won around the same amount and we were all hype as ****. Got into our hotel at 6am, Next day we cashed out and went on a little shopping spree in Soho, got lobster for dinner and balled out hard at the bar.

Fast forward 3 weeks. We have been going to casinos 2-3 times a day everyday for the entire trip. We would gamble after breakfast, before the bar to pregame at, after the club at 4am. A lot of ****ing degeneracy, some of my most ignorant times. I was up around $1000 in total, one of my friends was about even, and the other was down a few hundred bucks.

We flew into London for our last layover at 10pm and our flight was scheduled to head back to the states at 6am. Instead of paying for a hotel, we decided to stay at the Hippodrome for our last 10 hours in London. Free bag check, discounted meals, why not.

Immediately after stepping in, I throw a 20 pound note on #18 in roulette. It hits. I put that entire stack on black. It hits. I let it ride one more time on black. It hits.

I played 100 pound BJ for the rest of the night. Nothing really notable happens - I walk out with 5000 pounds (as a 18 year old).

A week later, I go on a roadtrip with my friend to Montreal, donk off about $1500 at roulette.

Fast forward 2 years: I've probably given most of that initial 5k back to the casinos and they now have a customer for life. I turn 21 in a few months by the way if there are any casino reps lurking who want to comp me a room for my 21st in Vegas ))

At least there's free drinks!!!!
Not degenerate but sounds like you had fun so wp
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07-22-2017 , 04:02 AM
Going to start this off by saying this might not be a degen story. Not when compared to my old posts, I guess.

Up until today I had completely phased gambling out of my life. Thennn my girlfriend out of the blue says she liked me better when I gambled. I was like what?? She said I was more emotional, more fun. I asked her how and if I won we lived like kings, and if I lost.. we still kind of lived like kings. I'd burn as much money as I lost on 'fun' things in her mind.

She bought me a $50 prepaid card, and I immediately lost it two tabling $25PLO. I have no idea why, but this ultra mega tilted the living **** out of me. It wasn't the money.. it was just how gambling owns my soul. I 'quit' gambling after winning $2,000 on my last session of roulette, and was fine with that. Now I'm down $50 for no reason. It wasn't even my money but it still tilted me, I shouldn't have played.

Well, I fire up ol' entro pay.. load $50 onto the site, and away I go.. I win up to $180 spazzing out in PLO and then start playing satellites. I get into a $109 tourney in this crapshoot satellite. I was going to unregister for T$, but the tourney had already started. Actually I'm not sure if you can just take T$ anymore, but anyways.. 7 hours later I cashed in my first major final table for just over $2900 USD.

I tried to keep this short and to the point but now I'm tequila rambling.

I banned myself for 48 hours so I can wire the money into my bank upon logging in. $2900 USD is $3600 CAD for me, weeee.

Although this win has made me feel ecstatic it kind of feels like a loss. Because I shouldn't have gambled in the first place. I know I can't control myself gambling and that last miracle roulette session, and this miracle tournament session shouldn't have happened. Because I should have the self control to not gamble. Right now I just want to go hard in tournies buuut I know myself and I'm not tournament wizard. I tried to keep this short but I swear its the tequila talking...

If anyone wants pics and **** for proof I'll post them later it's 1 am I'm heading to the bar with a few buds happy degenning
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07-22-2017 , 05:16 PM
That wasn't a degen story, more like a glimmer of hope to us degens.
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07-22-2017 , 05:19 PM
congrats on the win bro
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07-22-2017 , 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by rangerdanger
Havent posted here in this thread for basically a year...
This has been by a long wierd measure the most ****in bonkers year of my life.
Accidentally (seriously,lol) fallin back into drug scene,
Mostly accidentally (i ****ing swear to god) pimping?
Arrest and extradition on almost a dozen fraud charges, theft of movable property above xxxx(hijacked uhaul truck for other scheme)
Hustling
So weird to come back and see old posts, seems so long ago.
Read like 140 pages of rubbish and then the last ten or so were filled w gold nuggets.

Gotta salute king niche again dude, ive done plenty of my own dirt, but that story about burning his hand on the stove to punish himself DESTROYS ME every time.

My gf is coming home in 15 min, this bein her ipad i shall lay low, however, im going to tell some stories from this year thatll disgust you pigs.

Degen and not sorry.
This man needs to come back lol
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07-23-2017 , 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by davish123
My lifetime of degeneracy started when I was 18. Me and a few friends had planned out a sick Eurotrip. I had around 5k saved up from reselling clothes/sneakers in highschool.

Our first stop was London. I had never stepped foot in a casino before. It was 3am and we had just gotten back from a club, all drunk as ****. I played some BJ and roulette and ended up up around 200 pounds for the night. Both of my friends also won around the same amount and we were all hype as ****. Got into our hotel at 6am, Next day we cashed out and went on a little shopping spree in Soho, got lobster for dinner and balled out hard at the bar.

Fast forward 3 weeks. We have been going to casinos 2-3 times a day everyday for the entire trip. We would gamble after breakfast, before the bar to pregame at, after the club at 4am. A lot of ****ing degeneracy, some of my most ignorant times. I was up around $1000 in total, one of my friends was about even, and the other was down a few hundred bucks.

We flew into London for our last layover at 10pm and our flight was scheduled to head back to the states at 6am. Instead of paying for a hotel, we decided to stay at the Hippodrome for our last 10 hours in London. Free bag check, discounted meals, why not.

Immediately after stepping in, I throw a 20 pound note on #18 in roulette. It hits. I put that entire stack on black. It hits. I let it ride one more time on black. It hits.

I played 100 pound BJ for the rest of the night. Nothing really notable happens - I walk out with 5000 pounds (as a 18 year old).

A week later, I go on a roadtrip with my friend to Montreal, donk off about $1500 at roulette.

Fast forward 2 years: I've probably given most of that initial 5k back to the casinos and they now have a customer for life. I turn 21 in a few months by the way if there are any casino reps lurking who want to comp me a room for my 21st in Vegas ))

At least there's free drinks!!!!
On a degen scale of 1-10 this is about a 2.2 but after hearing it took two years to give back most of that 5k it is now about a .7/10
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07-23-2017 , 07:47 PM
Bet Matt cooch open stoped watching when it was -8 the pair , checked score seen spieth

Tilted but betfair all me money on some random tennis match in play second set +1.5 and watched as my roll that took months of lucky picks vanish with the racket of some unknown Asian women double uckin fault every point .
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07-24-2017 , 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by CleanoutKid
This man needs to come back lol
Probably using his phone minutes to scam old people.
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07-26-2017 , 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by CoolManLuke
If it makes you feel better, golfer John Daly lost $55 million! You can never outrun the game. Learn from their mistakes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW8gDTY2b68
Not at all make me feel worse any one who lose 55 million is always going be ok

How the beck did John Daly get 55 million? He good at golf but not 55 million good.
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07-28-2017 , 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by mytvisfree
Going to start this off by saying this might not be a degen story. Not when compared to my old posts, I guess.

Up until today I had completely phased gambling out of my life. Thennn my girlfriend out of the blue says she liked me better when I gambled. I was like what?? She said I was more emotional, more fun. I asked her how and if I won we lived like kings, and if I lost.. we still kind of lived like kings. I'd burn as much money as I lost on 'fun' things in her mind.

She bought me a $50 prepaid card, and I immediately lost it two tabling $25PLO. I have no idea why, but this ultra mega tilted the living **** out of me. It wasn't the money.. it was just how gambling owns my soul. I 'quit' gambling after winning $2,000 on my last session of roulette, and was fine with that. Now I'm down $50 for no reason. It wasn't even my money but it still tilted me, I shouldn't have played.

Well, I fire up ol' entro pay.. load $50 onto the site, and away I go.. I win up to $180 spazzing out in PLO and then start playing satellites. I get into a $109 tourney in this crapshoot satellite. I was going to unregister for T$, but the tourney had already started. Actually I'm not sure if you can just take T$ anymore, but anyways.. 7 hours later I cashed in my first major final table for just over $2900 USD.

I tried to keep this short and to the point but now I'm tequila rambling.

I banned myself for 48 hours so I can wire the money into my bank upon logging in. $2900 USD is $3600 CAD for me, weeee.

Although this win has made me feel ecstatic it kind of feels like a loss. Because I shouldn't have gambled in the first place. I know I can't control myself gambling and that last miracle roulette session, and this miracle tournament session shouldn't have happened. Because I should have the self control to not gamble. Right now I just want to go hard in tournies buuut I know myself and I'm not tournament wizard. I tried to keep this short but I swear its the tequila talking...

If anyone wants pics and **** for proof I'll post them later it's 1 am I'm heading to the bar with a few buds happy degenning
sick not degen but good story
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07-28-2017 , 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted by cypresshill
Full of shame and remorse today...
I ran up a nice roll this summer on the slots. I was up anywhere from 12k to 8k but never below that. I won it all at Foxwoods. I decided to take a shot at baccarat again as I had left it for the slots this summer, figuring odds are so much better, more social game, etc.
I first went to a racino with $500, thought if i lose it ill stop. I didnt. I dropped $3000 exactly over the course of 6 hours last Tuesday. Then I thought, I will just stop completely but first I'll just play at Foxwoods one more night and use my Gold status rewards for $75 free slot play. I drop another $500 that night and self excluded from the woods for life. Disgusted Im such a degen pig, I said Im done that its. Then i said why not just play poker be smart etc... I didnt, I went to Mohegan Sun today with $500. Lost that in first hour at Baccarat. Took another $500, lost that quick. Ignorant ass dealer has the nerve to discuss how bad Im losing to the pit boss right in front of me. Hes really losing fast, 8 beat by 9 etc. Punk mother****er i should have said something, but i didnt just kept losing. I lost another $1000 fast after that, but then i took break. THen go to slots. Lost $250. Back to baccarat and i start winning some up to $800. That lasts all day up and down but doing decent, then i go to play poker. Long list. I sit at 2/4 limit as only table open. Flop 2 pair, but freaking limit cant raise the donks off the hand and lost on river. I only played one hand and back to tables. I started betting $30 on 26 and surround its neighbors also each spin. Wouldnt you know it keeps hitting 29, 23, 25, but never 26. I last a hour and busto. I have donked off $6500 in one week, and basically lost my gambling roll. Its been a fun summer, I bought a Omega Watch, paid off 5k in student loans, but today i lost my source of fun I always protected by betting within my means. I am full of shame and regret, downing a pint on liquor but its not enough to relieve the sting.
thats brutal dude
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07-28-2017 , 03:11 AM
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Earlier this week I had BY FAR the most embarrassing moment of my life, I doubt anything in the future will even come remotely close. A few months ago I moved into a share house with a bunch of degen mates, three of us are poker players and the other two are uni students. Rent was due this Saturday, me being the degen I am I didn't have enough cash to cover the $300 rent that was due. I had stayed up the previous night grinding the living **** out of 25NL in the hopes of running up my measly $140 roll into something I could work with. Needless to say I didn't get a ticket for the run good express train and busted my account along with what little left of my dignity I had left.

My parents know that I play poker but are under the impression I'm somewhat of a crusher (I'm not...). I called them up and made up some bull**** story about how my bank account what locked due to suspicious activity and I'd have to send in documents to get my account reinstated. They fronted me the $300 for rent, gg. Now at least I've bought myself a little bit of time and hopefully somehow I'll be able to get myself out of the train wreck that is my life. Later that evening I'm drinking and smoking bongs out the back with the boys. I don't know how the topic came up but the question was how much money would you need to be paid to waterfall into your own mouth (pee into your mouth)...

All the boys came up with what I considered complete bull**** numbers, $4,000 was the lowest I believe any of them said they'd be willing to do it for. ****ing hell, I'd do it for a mars bar and a snickers... Twice! Anyway I used my master negotiation skills and managed to get the boys to agree to give me $300 to do it. I made sure they had the cash upfront. One of them wanted to film it, **** that! I'm a degen but I don't want the whole world to know about my low-life shenanigans. We came to a middle ground, for an extra $200 bucks he could snap chat it and that was it.

I was ready to go! I had sunk quite a few beers so I knew my piss stream would be easily strong enough. I just wanted to get this over with, I got up, stood on the edge of the deck and proceeded to take a steaming hot piss directly into my mouth (didn't swallow obv). I had the boys around me cackling with laughter with their phones out. This is where **** hit the ****ing fan. My ****ing Mum walked around the side of the house right as I was peeing in my mouth surrounded by a bunch of boys... She had brought me over a casserole because she thought I wasn't going to have access to money for a couple of days. I don't think I'm ever going to be able to forget the look of absolute shock and disgust on her face as long as my little degen heart keeps on beating.

I don't know what he was thinking but one of my dickhead mates (he's apologised profusely afterwards) for some reason thought it'd be a good idea to tell my Mum exactly why I did it, she managed to put one and one together and realised I was a broke ****ing degen. She left the house, face in her hands sobbing her eyes out. Funny thing is she is equally as mad at my friend for allowing me to go through with this (let's call him Ryan) who I have been friends with since forever. He's always been the sensible one of the group. Anyway my Mum wants me to go to rehab, lol. Not gonna happen. I feel bad and all but god damn it feels good to be able to get back into the action. Anyway I'm off to most likely blow through my new found 'wealth', if you can even call it that.
Cant believe I haven't seen this one before
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07-29-2017 , 11:01 AM
Hull fc up by 10 points , need them and Essex for a $2.99 pay out

If win going buy kfc wish me luck
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07-29-2017 , 07:28 PM
Cricket rain why they even try play cricket in England

Last five t20 games I bet been rain off.
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07-30-2017 , 08:02 PM
Lol last time I was posting about turning $40 into $2500.

I've been playing $50PLO and $100PLO, ran that $2500 up to $4700. Went to roulette, the ****ing usual. I turned that $4700 into $8900 just betting 1st, 2nd or 3rd twelve.

My buddy came over and we were laughing it up I was on cloud nine. Turned $40 into nearly ten ****ing grand in a week. Before he left I think I peaked at $9500, and as he left I was at $8150. I REALLY wanted to hit that ten grand, but I was going to play it "safe."

$200 on second, lost, no biggie.. by now I started playing just numbers. I put $20 on 7, 31, 24, 18, 22 and 9. Lost. Doubled, lost. I REALLY wanted that ten grand story. $40 to ten grand in a week? That's insane. I put $500 on third 12. Lost. I slam the desk, and my girlfriend says I better not be playing roulette. I tell her that she's the one who got me to gamble last week by buying me that prepaid card.

$1,000 on second 12, I turn the sound off and don't watch. Tune back in. Lost. $1,000 on second 12 again, lost.

Im fuming, talking to myself, telling myself to give up the dream just cash it out, I shouldn't be gambling anyway. **** that, I put two ****ing grand down on second 12, and $25 each on 19, 17, 21, 22, 18. It came 2, right beside 21. I squeeze the ever living **** out of my arm because I know how this feeling all too well, I ****ing hate gambling. I put $1,000 on third 12.. and win. I put $125 on 19, 17, 21, 22, 18 and $2000 on second 12 again. It came 4. For those who aren't aware, the 4 is right in between the 21 and 19. I would have won over $10,000 on either side of that 4. I bet heavy on 19, 21, and 17. I think I had $200 on each. It came 4 again. I punch my tv like a ****ing ****** and lose the rest of my money.

But it gets even better. I deposited $2,000 of my own money and lose that chasing.

I went from $40 to $9500, and lost $10,000 trying to make it to $10,000. Instead im out all of that money and a ****ing tv. I want to go back to PLO but for what. I feel like einsteins definition of ****ing insanity. This is the first time gambling has made me literally want to die. I spend too much time in this thread. **** gambling. I will never be a winner, even when I win I lose.
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07-30-2017 , 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by mytvisfree
Lol last time I was posting about turning $40 into $2500.

I've been playing $50PLO and $100PLO, ran that $2500 up to $4700. Went to roulette, the ****ing usual. I turned that $4700 into $8900 just betting 1st, 2nd or 3rd twelve.

My buddy came over and we were laughing it up I was on cloud nine. Turned $40 into nearly ten ****ing grand in a week. Before he left I think I peaked at $9500, and as he left I was at $8150. I REALLY wanted to hit that ten grand, but I was going to play it "safe."

$200 on second, lost, no biggie.. by now I started playing just numbers. I put $20 on 7, 31, 24, 18, 22 and 9. Lost. Doubled, lost. I REALLY wanted that ten grand story. $40 to ten grand in a week? That's insane. I put $500 on third 12. Lost. I slam the desk, and my girlfriend says I better not be playing roulette. I tell her that she's the one who got me to gamble last week by buying me that prepaid card.

$1,000 on second 12, I turn the sound off and don't watch. Tune back in. Lost. $1,000 on second 12 again, lost.

Im fuming, talking to myself, telling myself to give up the dream just cash it out, I shouldn't be gambling anyway. **** that, I put two ****ing grand down on second 12, and $25 each on 19, 17, 21, 22, 18. It came 2, right beside 21. I squeeze the ever living **** out of my arm because I know how this feeling all too well, I ****ing hate gambling. I put $1,000 on third 12.. and win. I put $125 on 19, 17, 21, 22, 18 and $2000 on second 12 again. It came 4. For those who aren't aware, the 4 is right in between the 21 and 19. I would have won over $10,000 on either side of that 4. I bet heavy on 19, 21, and 17. I think I had $200 on each. It came 4 again. I punch my tv like a ****ing ****** and lose the rest of my money.

But it gets even better. I deposited $2,000 of my own money and lose that chasing.

I went from $40 to $9500, and lost $10,000 trying to make it to $10,000. Instead im out all of that money and a ****ing tv. I want to go back to PLO but for what. I feel like einsteins definition of ****ing insanity.
Even if you had made it to 10k you would have lost it back eventually, only question is how long it would have taken you.

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This is the first time gambling has made me literally want to die. I spend too much time in this thread. **** gambling. I will never be a winner, even when I win I lose.
I've been there before, most of us have. The only true way to win is to not play.
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07-30-2017 , 09:14 PM
I get a free 500$ match play bet (must bet chips along with voucher to use the promo). Basically losing the promo bet along with 500$ cash has me dig a 15000$ hole betting mostly 500 a hand but with the last 6k I start betting 1500 a hand. I get down to last 1500 from 18k total and spin it all the way back up to 200 winner. Sickest run of my life in blackjack despite only winning 200$ it felt like I won 20k
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07-31-2017 , 02:31 PM
With last 6k I bet 2 hands 1500, and 1500. Both losers.
Then 1500, and 1500. One loser one push.
Lower it to 500, and 500. Blackjack and winner.
Press both. One winner one push.
Press it back to 1500 and 1500. Winner winner!
Same bet. Blackjack blackjack!!!! (Dealer was showing a T!!!)
Same bet. Blackjack and winner!!!!
Like I said sick run. And only 200$ winner off all of that run good.
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08-01-2017 , 12:05 PM
are craps and roulette fun? i never understand the slots or any of that stuff. the only thing i like is baccarat but my max loss is $80
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08-01-2017 , 08:16 PM
Craps of a woman is fun casino craps not so much.
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08-03-2017 , 04:01 PM
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Cant believe I haven't seen this one before
Agreed lol was so good I read it three times in a row lol
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