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07-04-2009 , 05:09 PM

#1251

Loretta8

knows her Big Ten

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 21,899

Quote:

Originally Posted by PokerStarSteve

$700>Bankwire>ATM>Craigslist> starfish> [ ] JIMMYHAT

A+

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07-04-2009 , 06:11 PM

#1252

HappyGuy

banned

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,107

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqnQQPKP0VY

SICC

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07-04-2009 , 07:08 PM

#1253

amarurecor

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 193

I have the strangest desire to get bing blang blaowed

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07-04-2009 , 08:12 PM

#1254

PokerStarSteve

adept

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 933

Quote:

Originally Posted by amarurecor

I have the natural and very understandable desire to get bing blang blaowed

eff why pee

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07-04-2009 , 09:51 PM

#1255

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 26,437

well done

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07-05-2009 , 12:41 AM

#1256

SuitedEights

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 204

Quote:

Originally Posted by ch3ckraise

So I was playin some 200NL 6max trash talking and 3betting this dbag light, eventually stacked him 3 times and took about $700 off him total. This is after the 3rd stack

asianman01: 21093451!@##
asianman01: u are the luckiest sob, how the fcuk u got AA there
CH3CK RAISE: BING BLANG BLAOW
CH3CK RAISE: CH3CK RAISE IN THE HOUSE
CH3CK RAISE: I JUST WON $700 FROM YOU
CH3CK RAISE: YOU COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
CH3CK RAISE: BUT U CAN'T NOW
CH3CK RAISE: UZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
asianman01: and rub it on ur fat man tittz u fat ****
CH3CK RAISE: WRONG
CH3CK RAISE: TRY AGAIN
CH3CK RAISE: TIMES UP
CH3CK RAISE: IM GONNA USE THIS $700 TO GET THIS H00KER OFF CRAIGSLIST NAMED TANISHA WHO SAID SHE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR $500 AND WRITE "ASIANMAN01" ON HER LOWER BACK W A RED SHARPIE AND PUMP HER STARFISH DOGGYSTYLE WITH NO JIMMYHAT WHILE I FOCUS ON UR SCREEN NAME
RelaxurMind: ROFL
AmbitionONE: owwwwnnnedd
RelaxurMind: u sikk fk lolll

Fkn sick. As if this thread couldn't get any better, I read this. Absolute gold.

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07-05-2009 , 04:59 AM

#1257

etandcoke306

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 353

just heard it my new ring tone

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07-05-2009 , 10:41 AM

#1258

Ratamahatta

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,157

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vehement

So how much do we have to donate to charity to have Greenstein say this on tv??

srsly, this has to be done!!!

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07-05-2009 , 10:54 AM

#1259

Gerrard08

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 358

Quote:

Originally Posted by ch3ckraise

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
WilliamP75: vnh
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
WilliamP75: lol i got plenty of money, dont need this $ to live
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
ch3ckraise: (CASH OUT ON MY TITT1ES)
WilliamP75: weirdo

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
NyugenTdog: nice catch
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
NyugenTdog: keep playing like that and see wut happens
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
NyugenTdog: You called my overbet on flop and turn with fd
NyugenTdog: and you think your good
NyugenTdog: your a joke
NyugenTdog: lol you'll lose that $50 plus more before u cash out
NyugenTdog: I bet you never even cash out
NyugenTdog: Just keep playing like that
ch3ckraise: $50 > BANKWIRE > ATM > TITT1ES

ROFL!! LAST ONE IS AMAZING!!

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07-05-2009 , 01:17 PM

#1260

kaytor

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 465

BING BLANG BLAOW
RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES

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07-05-2009 , 04:05 PM

#1261

DRybes

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 4,039

^ wtf

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07-05-2009 , 04:08 PM

#1262

TWM

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,128

Quote:

Originally Posted by DRybes

^ wtf

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07-05-2009 , 04:11 PM

#1263

J0hny

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,457

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaytor

BING BLANG BLAOW
RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES

Serious business

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07-05-2009 , 04:41 PM

#1264

Dockter24

enthusiast

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 80

Oh Snap, I just got tapped,
What the hell I going to do,
Oh wait, This is great
I know for sure you wont river another straight,
Lets play one more but each drop a hundred on the floor,
and as a partying gesture I'll even throw in some whitish cream since I just crushed your dream

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07-05-2009 , 04:52 PM

#1265

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

^^ oh hai dere asianman01

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07-05-2009 , 11:04 PM

#1266

Fiasco

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,073

i snapped you off with soooooted rags
and then you called me a stupid ***
well now ive got news for you
my pattern mapper said twos were due
i super usered and you got used
now your money is on my boobs
i need a safe for all the money ive won
my titties chafe from all the money ive won
you bitches whine about how lucky i run
your moneys mine you cant buy food with it, son
ill think of you when im with a whore
with my dick balls deep in a metaphor
cause just last night i ****ed you sore
without the lube, and you came back for more

and at the end ill go
bing
blang
blaow
and cash out on her titties

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07-06-2009 , 02:48 AM

#1267

Dockter24

enthusiast

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 80

Much better then my lame azz rhyme

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07-06-2009 , 09:08 AM

#1268

CappieXL

grinder

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 617

wtf page 2 no ****** wayyyyyyyy

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07-06-2009 , 09:46 AM

#1269

SuitedEights

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 204

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dockter24

Much better then my lame azz rhyme

That's not saying that much.

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07-06-2009 , 11:56 AM

#1270

Spoofer

stranger

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1

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07-06-2009 , 08:35 PM

#1271

Spenda

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,314

UB gave me $10, turned it in $63, sang the guy bing blang blaow, but unfortunately I'm gonna keep running it up instead of bankwiring it.

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07-06-2009 , 08:48 PM

#1272

DonkHero

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 132

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fiasco

my titties chafe from all the money ive won

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07-07-2009 , 12:38 AM

#1273

ludacris

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 12,277

so wtf has anyone pulled out a big 'BING BLANG BLAOW' at the series yet?

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07-07-2009 , 12:49 AM

#1274

Warteen

[ ] wears the pants

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,323

+1 to epic thread. Thank you for the laughs.

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07-07-2009 , 01:07 AM

#1275

shortline99

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 38,000

<<<<<< new avatar

thread rules

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